The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes but everyone except for Tony is gay
(somewhat inspired by @docthechaosking)
It was a peaceful morning at Avengers Mansion, and most of the team were having breakfast.
Just then, Clint and Bruce walked in.
Clint was wearing a plain green T-shirt and blue boxers.
And Bruce was wearing a purple T-shirt with a target on it and dark purple pajama pants.
"Morning." the two Avengers said to their teammates.
"Morning." the others responded back.
But just as Tony (who was wearing a maroon robe) was about to take another sip of his coffee, he realized something.
"Uh........why are two wearing each other's shirts?" the playboy billionaire asked.
"Wait. You don't know?" Janet (who was wearing a black tank-top and black pajama pants with a bee pattern scheme) asked.
"That Clint and Bruce are dating." Scott answered.
"YOU GUYS ARE DATING?!" Tony asked in shock.
"Yeah." Bruce simply answered.
"I'm honestly surprised you did noticed sooner." Clint remarked.
(Flashback Montage Starts)
During a mission briefing in the meeting room, Clint blows a kiss to Bruce, who smiles and metaphorically catches it.
While on a group stroll through the gardens, Bruce picks a flower and hands it to Clint, who starts blushing.
During a group move night in the living room, Clint and Bruce are ferociously making out, with the latter sitting in the former's lap.
"Huh. I'm surprised I never did." Tony said.
"Well.....they aren't the only ones." Steve (who was wearing a white tank-top and blue pajama pants) said.
"Morning, darlin' (babe), (my love)....."
Everyone immediately turned their heads towards the kitchen entrance to see a trio consisting of Logan (who was wearing nothing but a pair of blue pajama pants), Simon (who was wearing purple pajamas), and Hercules (who was wearing nothing but a towel).
They entered the kitchen and proceeded to kiss Steve, Vision, and Thor on the cheek, much to Tony's shock.
"Wait.....you're all dating?" the playboy billionaire asked, stunned.
"Yeah....." the three Avengers answered, looking somewhat embarrassed.
"Let me tell you Stark. I've been with many men throughout my lifetime, but none have been able to match my stamina much like Odinson here." Hercules remarked, prompting Thor to look both embarrassed and flattered.
"Well since this is all coming out, I guess I should as well.....me and Scott are dating too." T'Challa (who was wearing black silk pajamas) said.
"Oh my God! Everyone's coming out of the closet right now!" Tony cried.
"You better believe it, dude!" Scott (who was wearing a red T-shirt and black briefs) quipped, prompting T'Challa to chuckle a bit.
"Jesus.....is there anyone here who's into women?" Tony asked.
Everyone turned their heads towards the kitchen entrance again to see Jennifer (who was wearing a purple short-lived crop-top and a lavender thong) and Jessica (who was wearing a red tank-top and black boxers).
"Jennifer? What are you doing here? And why are you dressed like that?" Bruce asked in confusion.
"Oh. I was just spending the night with the short-haired cutie right over there." Jen answered as she pointed towards Janet, who started blushing.
"You're dating my cousin? How come you never told me?!" Bruce questioned.
"Wait, she's your cousin?" Janet asked, looking confused.
"Oh my God. Am I really the token straight of this team?" Tony asked.
'Yep!" everyone said in the unison, prompting Tony to groan in despair.
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