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I go by many names and titles, but the preferred one would be Harley. I’m in school, so my posting has been a bit spotty and inconsistent lately, but please bear with me. I’m just trying to stay afloat. Feel free to message me, request dynamics, or submit quotes.
If you want to join the brutasha fan space discord server, this is the link.
Bruce: It seems to be some kind of pseudo-random schedule. Do you guys understand why it can’t be a true random schedule?
Natasha: Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.
Bruce: *grabs her arm* Come with me.
Natasha: Where are we going?
Bruce: My room. And when we get there, I’m gonna need you to say that again. Except naked.
Life Update
Hey. It's been a while. I know I haven't been posting quotes very often recently, but I was scrolling through old posts and came across some things about my life I posted back in high school, so I thought I'd tell y'all what I'm up to.
I started this blog when I was (I think) a high school sophomore. I'm a college junior now, pre med, and taking the MCAT tomorrow. It's so weird to see all of those old posts from high school and know that I somehow managed to figure it out. I hope y'all are doing well.
-Harley
Wanda: Have you ever stopped to think about the practical challenges that time will impose on us?
Vision: Please clarify.
Wanda: You won’t age. I will. Someday, I’ll be gone, and you’ll still be here. Unchanged. I mean… what do you think about that?
Vision: Given the abstract choice between your continued existence and your death, the former is preferable.
Wanda: Well, that’s… very sweet of you to say.
*playing the newlywed game*
Question reader: A meteor is heading to your house. What would your partner say was the one thing you would save?
Tony: I don't know….. we use the toaster oven a lot.
Pepper: *rolls her eyes and holds up a sign that says "Morgan"*
Tony: Okay, so I know I’ve got some explaining to do-
Pepper: Some?! I was this close to divorcing your tush tonight!
Bucky: *angrily runs over to the table while Natasha, Clint, and Tony are eating lunch* You won’t BELIEVE what I just read in the paper!
Clint: What? What happened?!
Bucky: Apparently, Natasha’s pregnant! With MY boyfriend’s baby!
Natasha: What?! What the hell?!
Bucky: Yeah, it’s all over the news! Captain America and Black Widow are having a baby! This is why nobody tells you things, TONY! *runs off*
Natasha: What the hell have you guys been telling Tony?!
*after Natasha rejects Steve*
Natasha: I love you! Oh, god! Oh my god! That just came flying out of my face! It was just so... kind of... I love you! I just... did it again! I- I love you. I-I do. I just- I- I love you, and I have been trying not to say it. I have been trying so hard to just mash it down and ignore it and not say it and... Steve is a great guy. He is... he's gorgeous and... and he's younger than you and he doesn't have any rage filled alter egos or... or babies with his lesbian bff and he's freaking Captain America an-and he liked me! You know? He- he really liked me! But it was never gonna work out, because I- I love you. I'm so in love with you. And... you're... you're... you're in me. You're like... It's like you're a disease. It's like... I am infected by Bruce Banner and I just can't... I can't think about anything or anybody... and I can't sleep, I can't breathe, I can't eat, and I love you. I just- I love you all the time. It's every minute of every day. And I-I-I-I-I. Love. You.
Bruce:…
Bruce: Thank you for your candor.
Tony: *Goes off to fight some enemies alone*
Clint: He's crazy.
Natasha: He's Tony!
*Clint and Natasha are driving somewhere*
Clint: Ugh. The gps says it’s gonna take an hour and two minutes to get there.
Natasha: Yikes.
*roughly three minutes later*
Clint: Oh, good! It’s saying it’s only gonna take 59 minutes now. The time is getting shorter.
Natasha: What?
Clint: It was gonna take an hour and two minutes, and now it’s only going to take 59 minutes.
Natasha: Yeah, because three minutes have passed.
Clint: What do you mean?
Natasha: We’ve been driving for the past three minutes, and now we’re closer to where we’re going, so it’s gonna take less time.
Clint: I think you just broke my brain.
Laura, to Clint: Help me get the kids in the car. Cooper! Lila! Come on! The whole family is going to the spaghetti hut for dinner!
Natasha: I guess I better go, then.
Laura: Where are you going?
Natasha: What?
Laura: I said the whole family. Get in the car.
Natasha: Hey, dad, they have cinnamon rolls here.
Alexei: I don’t want a cinnamon roll.
Natasha: Okay.
*Natasha and Yelena go into the gas station*
Natasha: Yelena, if you hold my purse while I’m in the bathroom, I’ll buy you a cinnabon.
Yelena: Deal! I’ll never say no to free food!
*Natasha and Yelena walk out of the gas station with Cinnabons*
Alexei: I also like Cinnabons. Where’s mine?
Melina: *sighs* I guess I’m going back in so we can buy another Cinnabon.
*Bruce and Natasha are fighting*
Bruce: Well, maybe I should go find another woman to sleep with!
Natasha: You can barely handle one woman! Why would you want to confuse and disappoint another?!
Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?
Natasha: Yes, of course.
Bruce: *takes fries*
Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?
Bruce: Absolutely not. 
Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!
Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.
Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?
Thor: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.
Bruce: That is exactly why I question her choices.
More prompts
Person A tries to propose to Person B in front of a large crowd and B is not ready to get married.
“I could die right now, in your arms, and I’d still be happy.” “Well, I wouldn’t be very happy about that!”
“I just really want to cuddle, okay?”
“I’m actually terrified of heights.”
Person A is offered the chance to bring person B back from the dead for 24 hours.Â
“I love you too much for my own good.”
Person A gets severely injured due to something Person B does and the guilt is driving B crazy. A doesn’t blame B at all.
“Why is your sock on the ceiling fan?”
“You’re acting like a child.”
“I love you so much I don’t know what to do.”
“You are so dramatic. I was gone for five minutes.”
“I know you would never hurt me.”
“You might be the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”
“Don’t you die on me!”
“Please just leave. It’s what you do best anyway.”
“And there goes the rest of my dignity.”
“You forgot to put on pants, dude.”
“Don’t be an idiot.”
“The cat is stuck on the chandelier again.”
“What the hell is with all of the sock puppets?”
“We should break up.”
“What did I do to deserve you?”
Bachelor/bachelorette party gone wrong.
“I don’t know how it is physically possible for you to be this beautiful.”
“Well, that was fun.” “We almost died!”
“Why do you look like you’re about ready to murder me?”Â
“Nobody loves me.” “I do.” “Shut up.”
“Why is there a knife in your chest?!”
“Did you seriously patch up a stab wound with scotch tape?”
Person B is in love with Person A, who agreed to go out with Person C.Â
 “Why are you sitting in their lap?”
“Why are you watching a kid’s movie?”
“I just want to hug you and never let go.”
“Man, you sure got knocked around a lot today.”
“Why are we on the roof?”
“I don’t need you to protect me!”
“I need you to tell me the truth! Do you love me?”
“Look, I really screwed up and I need advice.”
“Why do you have to shatter my heart into a million pieces every time you see me?”
Person A got ahold of an empty wrapping paper tube and is bonking everyone on the head with it.Â
“Close your eyes. Don’t peek.”
“You’re an asshole!”
“Why on Earth are you bleeding?”
“You’re going to be okay, I promise.”
A group of friends at a water park.
“What are you, five?”
“How are you this dumb?”
“Would you still love me if I wasn’t conventionally attractive?”
“We’re trying to have a baby!” “Ew. Why did I need to know that?”
“Please don’t kill me.”
Person A is asleep and Person B is trying not to wake them up.
“I love you more than I love Star Wars.” “Ha! No you don’t.”
“I promise I won’t let them hurt you.”
“Get your hand off my ass.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed!”
“Is there something you two would like to share with the group?”
“You make me feel safe.”
“We’ve secretly been married for a year.”
“I think I might be dead inside.”
“We shouldn’t have let our kid watch Tangled. They hit me with a frying pan earlier.”
“Oh my god, are you pregnant?”
“What’s up?” “I’m just thinking about all of the things I’m going to do to you later.”
Person A and Person B are just friends and are tired of being asked if they’re a couple, so now they say “no hetero” when asking each other to hang out.
“You deserve so much better than what I can be.”
“Do you want me to punch you in the face?”
Person A is going to propose to Person B and Person C accidentally spoils the surprise.Â
Person A is learning to roller skate and runs into Person B.Â
“Did you miss me?”
Person A tries to explain modern slang to Person B.
“Why is your head stuck in the stair railing?”
“Did you just kiss me?”
“Please tell me that isn’t your blood.”
“I refuse to trust the judgement of someone who pronounces the “J” in jalapeño.”
“How are you 5 hours late?” “There was traffic.” “You were a mile away!”
“I could be dead and you wouldn’t even care!”
“I really want to watch *horror movie*, but I hear it’s terrifying. Will you watch it with me in case I get scared?”
“So you’ve been lying this whole time?”
“Go to hell!”
“It really is coming down out there, huh?”
“Give it up. I know you’re cheating on me.”
“I will never get tired of kissing you.”
“No, don’t cry, don’t do that to me.”
“Never scare me like that again! I thought I’d lost you!”
“What on Earth are you wearing?”
“There’s a movie I’ve been wanting to see and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me.”
“If I have to watch Frozen one more time I will lose it.”
“You aren’t weak. Just human.”
“You worry too much.”
“Did you just flip me off?”
Person A and Person B won’t cool it with the pda and Person C goes nuts.
“Don’t try to stand up. I’ll carry you.”
“That was chaotic.” “That was nothing.”
“Give me my heart back. Please.”
“I can’t help but blame you for what happened. I’m sorry.”
“Look who’s playing the victim, again.”
“You should really kiss me right now.”
“How are you this perfect?”
“Why did you think this was a good idea?”
“You love them, not me.”
“Please just quit screaming!”
I'm reopening prompts. Pick one from the list or make one up.
Natasha: Vanity makes you mean.
Tony: Vanity doesn’t make me mean, it makes me fabulous.
