idle minds are the devil's workshop

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[wrenanigans]

ni mi castillo, ni mi vampiro.

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[vbdulrvhmvn]

imagine thinking I’m quiet because you don’t have access to the premium personality package

[grilledpeachh]

You don’t owe anyone your softness twice.

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[cobbbvanth]

star wars, but it’s just the memes

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[gurogirlz]

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[inmygalaxy]

@unofficial-autism-post

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[girffith]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[girffith]

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[neenarchive]

WATCH WITH BABY???

[surremedy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[transfem-goddess-author]

Not if I can impregnate her first

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.