Memes!

Theme TBD This is a place where I make RP meme posts & also reblog them. I take requests!

[scyouwantmemes]

Send “Do you think we got engaged too early?” to see my muses reaction

[arpmemething2]

Send a ✹ for our muses to end up kidnapped together

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Gods and Deities Sentence Starters

“And what are you the god of? Bad tastes?”

“You’re not my god.” 

“It’s been a long time since anyone invoked my name.” 

“I’m a god, not a genie. I do not ‘grant’ wishes.” 

“You haven’t an inkling of an idea of what you’ve just done, haven’t you?” 

“And what is a mere mortal to a god?” 

“A god is only as powerful as their believers.”

“When’s the last time anyone prayed to you?” 

“Don’t be stupid. Gods don’t exist.” 

“Your petty discourse is highly amusing.” 

“What a cute little shrine! I wonder who’s it to?” 

“Your title may have “Evil” in it but you just look sad.” 

“No one’s ever built me a shrine before…” 

“You mustn’t be a very good god then.” 

“Your mortal woes are beneath me.” 

“You dare speak to me in such a tone?” 

“Be careful of what you wish for.” 

“You don’t know the meaning of “God-King”. 

“You know not of who you speak to, do you?” 

“You don’t look very… godly… to me.” 

“’A god’? Don’t be so full of yourself.” 

“What are you the god of?” 

“Does it get lonely?” 

“Oh god, please don’t hurt me!” 

“Your god has no sway here.”

“And what brings you into my domain, little one?” 

“I think I just woke something up. Something powerful.” 

“Um… hello? Any… anyone listening?” 

“This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.” 

“You probably look nothing like your statue.” 

“I hope this shrine is worthy enough for you…” 

“I’m here as a sacrifice, as promised by my people.” 

✨+ add your own!

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

SAID BY THE 2 YEAR OLD

“OH NO! NOT BEIGE AGAIN!”

“No nap! No nap ever! Nap gone! Goodbye!”

*gasp* “Cookie?”

“I love you. But…not really. I don’t love you. Bye.”

“Oh man! The gun was in front of the TV I was watching!”

“Take my left shoe off! I can’t do that one!”

“Green is better. Better than anything to ever be.”

“Mac and cheese is my best friend.”

“BEEP BEEP HERE I COME!”

“Take off your hat!”

“Siren! You be quiet!”

“Oh hello there.”

“I don’t want that. Throw it in the garbage.”

“Please don’t leave, [name.] I love you.”

SAID BY THE 5 YEAR OLD

“Just ignore him, he’ll work it out.“

“DID HE JUST SAY STUPID THAT’S NOT NICE I’M CALLING AN AMBULANCE”

“How is it fair that they have ice cream and I don’t? It’s not. It’s not fair.”

*sings the Titanic theme while standing on the back of the couch*

“I want plain bread.”

“Okay, just hear me out, listen to me, just hear me out…”

“LOOK! I’M MAKING A TRAFFIC JAM!”

“What’s Hawaii? That sounds not real.”

“I’m free for snuggles! I’m available! Hello!”

“Ugh! Where have you been? You were in the bathroom sixty years!”

“I don’t want to go, I’m calling in dead. I’m so tired that I’m dead. I’m calling in dead.”

“It’s not creepy! It’s just…not okay.”

“What about snacktime? It’s the most important ‘time’ of the day - next to bathtime and bedtime, but snacktime is still the best.”

“Neighbors don’t exist!”

“Goodbye forever!”

“If it involves fruit snacks, I’m in.”

“I don’t care what your mommy wants!”

“Why is it called a hoodie if you won’t wear the hood? It’s all lies!”

“You can’t leave! Then you won’t be here! And that’s where I like you most!”

“I love you, [name.] I’ll always remember you, even in a long time from now. Yeah. I’ll always love you.”

SAID BY THE 20 YEAR OLD NANNY

“Okay, Spiderman, let’s find your brother.”

“STOP TRYING TO CHOKE ME OUT.”

“There will be no negotiating, this is not a democracy, I am in charge!”

“I’M THE ONE WHO GOT KICKED IN THE FACE, WHY DO I NEED TO GO IN TIMEOUT?”

“You make me simultaneously make me the happiest I’ve ever been and the most upset I’ve ever been. It depends on the day.”

“Can we calm down for thirty seconds?”

“For the love of god, we already had one person in this house who broke their arm, we don’t need another!”

“[name] IT’S TOO QUIET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

“You can be mad all you want, I’m not going to apologize for not letting you run into the street!”

“That’s valid and I love you.”

*whispered* “Oh for fucks sake.”

“I will support you in all your dreams in life…except that one, I think that one is illegal.”

“You better appreciate me.”

“So what we’re not going to do…is that.”

“Why are you screaming bloody murder about crackers?”

“Can we just have naptime? That’s all I want.”

“No, McDonalds is not a state, in fact.”

“At least one of you has manners.”

“Listen, buddy, all I’m asking is for you to hold my hand. It’s not the end of the world.”

“End of discussion! No more! We’re done! Period.”

“That? That’s the ‘Confiscation Corner.’ That’s all the things I’ve had to take away from you, because you mishandled them.”

“I love you with all of my heart and soul, but why on earth did you think that was a good idea?”

“I just…do not care.”

“I love you guys so much.”

[obscure-sentence-starters]

Sad and Soft  {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜

❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜

❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜

❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜

❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜

❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜

❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜

❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜

❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜

[rp-meme-central]

name sentence starters

1. “So, what’s your name?”

2. “My name’s ______, what’s yours?” 

3. “What kind of name is ______?” 

4. “Is your name seriously ‘______’?”

5. “We are not naming our baby ‘______’!” 

6. “Wait, so ______ isn’t your real name?” 

7. “Is _______ even your real name?” 

8. “______ isn’t my real name.” 

9. “I can’t remember my name.” 

10. “You cannot name your _____ that!” 

11. “What kind of name is ______ for a ______?” 

12. “Are you always this bad at naming things?” 

13. “I don’t like my name.” 

14. “I like your name. I think it’s nice.” 

15. “I’ve gone by so many aliases over the years, it feels weird to be called by my real name again.”  

16. “You can call me ______. It’s not my real name, but it’s what I’m giving you.” 

17. “It’s been so long since anyone’s called me by my _____ name.” 

18. “I think _______ is a good name.” 

19. “I know you’ve told me your name, but I can’t remember what it is. Tell me again?” 

20. “I don’t give my real name out to people I don’t trust.” 

[somethingmemesandmusings]

Send ☪To stargaze/moongaze with my muse!

If you can’t see the emoji, send “Starlit night”

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Send 🧀 to throw a slice of cheese at my muse

[look-a-rp-meme]

Send 💢 for my muse to crawl in bed with yours after a nightmare

Send 🔥 for my muse to comfort yours after a nightmare

[randomrpbullshit]

LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

send a symbol to find out:

💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

[justasmidgx]

Oglaf Sentence Starters

““You’re in trouble! I’m telling mistress!”

“I’ll be checking your cock for blisters.”

“I’ve hidden your penis somewhere in the palace.”

“I love you, magic fish.”

“I make statues you can fuck!”

“He just died from happiness!”

“I ache to feel your cock inside me.”

“I have crossed oceans of time to be with you.”

“I will prepare a pleasure craft to take you home.”

“Just shoot them.”

“Is a fuck out of the question?”

“Being a princess is bullshit!”

“We’re not going to fuck, are we? You were just saying that.”

“Oh my god…blow jobs are adorable!”

“I need some fucking tits in his face!”

“Follow the sound of my tits!”

“Clearly you’re a monster in disguise.”

“You’re sending kids to fuck a sleeping bear and get eaten.”

“I’m not angry you said you’re a prince, but I am very disappointed.”

“I challenge you to trial by fuck.”

“Just because I don’t understand you doesn’t make me stupid!”

“I have sucked the cock of inevitability.”

*sob*

“My lawyer advises me not to speak to you any further.”

“Permission to stow your freshly rolled cock in my ass, sir!”

“That is an orderly anal warehouse!”

“Incoherent fire dissipates all contingency.”

“My lack of fun is hurting me professionally.”

“Next time you fake your own death- I’m thinking try it without the whooping.”

“Are we escaping here or having sex?”

“His cock looks exactly like you!”

“You just put a bull in a dick suit, didn’t you?”

“Try not to eat the blood, it’s the bad kind.”

“Also, I lost some strawberries up your arse.”

“There might be a bit of blood coming out of your cock.”

“Even for somebody being put to death you’re pretty fuckken angry.”

“Is my cock shaped like a parrot?”

“Is that humming sound coming from my balls?”

“Do you smell bacon?”

“If you keep breaking in here, I’m going to have you arrested.”

“Let me offer you a vagina-based apology!”

“The realm of death is not your dating agency!”

“Even some of the trees have been stabbed.”

“You’re fancy like a gay peacock threesome.”

“Is there a reason you’re naked?”

“Good and evil are relative but being a dick can not be allowed.”

“I’m leaving. I won’t be back.”

“Seriously, how does a boat just catch fire all by itself?”

“Apparently I’m best at blowjobs in the world.”

“Oh my god, cock is amazing!”

“Try our new BDSM cakes!”

“You may fuck me but there’s a chance I’ll eat your head before you finish.”

“People kept losing their keys so we had combination cocks installed.”

“Cock rampage!”

“Spending time in a cock relaxes your standards.”

“I’ve had things up in me that men tremble to name!”

“I can’t be aroused unless there’s an owl watching.”

“Pardon me, but where do all these breasts come from?”

“Usually he jerks off to this.”

“I’m going to be executed for a crime you committed.”

“Blowjobs are ironic by nature.”

“You’re supposed to be here to masturbate!”

“Sorry, I was having a little orgasm and trying not to show it.”

“And that’s why I fucked the ocelot!”

“Fact! It’s not necrophilia if he was alive when the sex started.”

“Never be wrong. That’s the secret of being right.”

“Can you please stop masturbating under your coat?”

“Mister soft owl has seen some shit.”

“They fell onto the ground and started fucking.”

“I got hit by lightning, woke up nine months pregnant. In the dick.”

“God turned me into a tree and then fucked the tree.”

“I got sick of waiting and fucked the priest.”

“I’m great for your skin and hair, and that’s why you should have sex with me!”

“I can only get aroused in places you have to be quiet.”

“Problem here is you made the axe handle out of meat.”

“Why do you have pearls up your dick, though?”

“I’m gonna ruin some silk by jizzing on it!”

“Fill me with dick, you virile beast of a man.”

“Ha! I had my father’s cock stuffed and mounted!”

“I can’t set the leg if you keep grabbing at my dick.”

“Do you know some people can orgasm from outrage alone?”

“It’s axe murder but the axe is in my ass!”

“Just pull the axe out of your ass and kill me the normal way.”

“Volcano God says he’s gay, send hot boy sacrifices.”

“Let’s have a threesome with a log!”

“You want me to stick my penis in your eye?”

“If you go three days without coming, your balls explode.”

“My soul belongs to Santa when I die.”

“That’s a tight fucking cloaca.”

“What if I told you my tits house the souls of the damned?”

“I’ve neglected my erotic flip-books for way too long.”

“I sentence you to six months on the timeout stone.”

“Is it weird that I experienced extreme sexual pleasure from the tornado?”

“Can you dress as a whirlwind and throw toy cows at me while we fuck?”

“It’s not a pimple if you can see out of it.”

“Will our sex organs be compatible?”

“We believe bad people come from bad sex.”

“Did you know it’s fisting for beginners week?”

“For an adorable fee, I conjure the erotic dream of your choosing!”

“The sky is just a seething mass of dicks today.”

“The dickopalypse is a sacred event, not some sexy cock-show for the unbelievers to get off on.”

“I’ve lost a sex toy up my butt.”

“So there’s a gnome up inside you with no pants on.”

[littlelovelymemes]

(    *    & .    —    JOHN  MAYER  LYRIC  STARTERS .

*   sentence  starters  from  lyrics  of  john  mayer  songs ,   spanning  throughout  his  entire  discography .

‘  how  dare  you  say  there’s  nothing  to  me .  baby ,  you’re  the  only  light  i  ever  saw .  ’

‘  nobody’s  going  to  come  and  save  you ,  we’ve  pulled  too  many  false  alarms .  ’

‘  we’re  going  down  and  you  know  that  we’re  doomed .  ’

‘  love  is  really  nothing  but  a  dream  that  keeps  waking  me .  ’

‘  don’t  say  a  word ,  just  come  over  and  lie  here  with  me .  ’

‘  i’m  just  about  to  set  fire  to  everything  i  see .  ’

‘  i  want  you  so  bad  i’ll  go  back  on  the  things  i  believe .  ’

‘  i’m  scared  you’ll  forget  about  me .  ’

‘  i  have  to  have  you  now .  ’

‘  i  don’t  remember  you  looking  any  better .  ’

‘  we  talk  and  then  you  walk  away ,  every  day .  ’

‘  you  don’t  think  twice  about  me .  ’

‘  maybe  you’re  right  to  doubt  me .  ’

‘  what  would  it  matter  if  your  friends  knew ?  who  cares  what  other  people  say  anyway .  ’

‘  it’s  wanting  more  that’s  gonna  send  me  to  my  knees .  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  find  another  you .  ’

‘  if  i’m  forced  to  find  another ,  i  hope  she  looks  like  you  and  she’s  nicer  too .  ’

‘  it  all  ends ,  unfortunately .  ’

‘  you’re  gonna  live  forever  in  me .  i  guarantee ,  just  wait  and  see .  ’

‘  life  is  full  of  sweet  mistakes  and  love’s  an  honest  one  to  make .  ’

‘  when  the  pastor  asks  the  pews  for  reasons  he  can’t  marry  you ,  i’ll  keep  my  word  and  my  seat .  ’

‘  i  still  feel  like  your  man .  ’

‘  still  think  i’m  never  gonna  find  another  you .  ’

‘  she  puts  the  color  inside  of  my  world .  ’

‘  now  she’s  left  cleaning  up  the  mess  he  made .  ’

‘  so  scared  of  getting  older ,  i’m  only  good  at  being  young .  ’

‘  sure  was  fun  being  good  too  you .  ’

‘  my  love  didn’t  cost  a  thing .  ’

‘  you’re  like  twenty - two  girls  in  one  and  none  of  them  know  what  they’re  running  from .  ’

‘  if  you  want  love ,  we’ll  make  it .  ’

‘  i’ll  never  let  your  head  hit  the  bed  without  my  hand  behind  it .  ’

‘  damn ,  baby ,  you  frustrate  me .  ’

‘  i  know  you’re  mine ,  all  mine .  ’

‘  you  look  so  good  it  hurts  sometimes .  ’

‘  i  wish  i’d  given  you  one  more  kiss .  ’

‘  maybe  we’re  not  perfect ,  but  i’ll  be  damned  if  i  ever  leave .  ’

‘  i’d  like  to  think  the  best  of  me  is  still  hiding .  ’

‘  i  just  found  out  there’s  no  such  thing  as  the  real  world .  ’

‘  i  am  invincible  as  long  as  i’m  alive .  ’

‘  someday  i’ll  fly ,  someday  i’ll  soar .  ’

‘  someday  i’ll  be  something  much  more .  ’

‘  why  is  it  not  my  time ?  what  is  there  more  to  learn ?  ’

‘  you  met  me  at  an  interesting  time .  ’

‘  i  don’t  trust  myself  with  loving  you .  ’

‘  who  do  you  love ,  me  or  the  thought  of  me ?  ’

‘  could  you  stay  my  love ?  ’

‘  you  come  and  go ,  come  and  go ,  like  no  one  can .  ’

‘  who  knows  how  long  you  can  go  before  you  burn  away .  ’

‘  i  can’t  be  your  angel  now .  ’

‘  it’s  not  my  place  to  hold  you  down .  ’

‘  i’ve  not  seen  you  this  way  before ,  standing  a  mess  at  my  door .  ’

‘  you’re  no  one  until  someone  lets  you  down .  ’

‘  you  believed  that  all  people  are  kind  and  that  you’d  never  mess  with  your  mind .  ’

‘  i’ve  been  told  that  some  people  grow  wold  without  losing  part  of  their  soul .  ’

‘  my  stupid  mouth  has  got  me  in  trouble .  i’ve  said  too  much  again .  ’

‘  the  way  she  feels  about  me  has  changed .  ’

‘  thanks  for  playing ,  try  again .  ’

‘  i’m  never  speaking  up  again ,  it  only  hurts  me .  ’

‘  i’d  rather  be  a  mystery  than  you  desert  me .  ’

‘  all  you  need  is  love  is  a  lie  ‘cause  we  had  love  but  we  still  said  goodbye .  ’

‘  now  we’re  tired ,  battered  fighters  and  it  stings  when  it’s  nobody’s  fault .  ’

‘  i  know  it  was  me  who  called  it  over ,  but  i  wish  you’d  fought  me  till  your  dying  day .  ’

‘  don’t  let  me  get  away .  ’

‘  i  can’t  wait  to  figure  out  what’s  wrong  with  me  so  i  can  say  this  is  the  way  that  i  used  to  be .  ’

[vaememes]

🔱     FREEFORM’S    SIREN      /      SENTENCE   PROMPTS   !   

*  A COLLECTION OF DIALOGUE FROM FREEFORMS SIREN SEASON 1, CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘  kill the bad ones, yes. not the good.  ‘

‘  you choose human over me?  ‘

‘  i choose not to kill.   ‘

‘  i know, i am part animal but, i am part human. ‘

‘  i am sorry for what they did.   ‘

‘  will you sing to me again?   ‘

‘  we take care of each other in that water.   ‘

‘  but now they are afraid of me.   ‘

‘  [name] is love.   ‘

‘  all i’m asking for is the thing that killed my dad.   ‘

‘  you go back, never come here again.   ‘

‘  she sang to you to escape from you not because she loves you.  ‘

‘  when we were young, we hunted together.  ‘

‘  you taught me how to fight and how to be strong.  ‘

‘  i didn’t know that my song … could .. do this. ‘

‘  i think i am bad for you.  ‘

‘  i think i put you in danger. so, i will stay away.  ‘

‘  you like human. you like human.  ‘

‘  what’s going on? ‘

‘  please, i’m not going to hurt you, i promise.  ‘

‘  whatever is going on out there, stop it.  ‘

‘  what we learn in the water about humans, it is right. ‘

‘  i kill all, on land, in water. all.  ‘

‘  why can’t they just let you go back?  ‘

‘  why do they need to kill you?  ‘

‘  i spend too much time with humans.  ‘

‘  why does that matter?  ‘

‘  the water was red with our blood.  ‘

‘  story? no, not story. real.  ‘

‘  they are scared what happened, will happen again.  ‘

‘  they want me dead because they believe it is the only way they will survive.  ‘

‘  this is not how we are.  ‘

‘  no, no, no. you have to stay here until the police are gone.  ‘

‘  people who might be looking for you.  ‘

‘  trust me, you’re safer here.  ‘

‘  i say something and it’s true. i promise. ‘

‘  if you believe me, this is trust.  ‘

‘  trust  …  this is hard.  ’

‘  some people i trust. some people have hurt me.  ‘

‘  let’s dry you off.  ‘

‘  you don’t have to run away from us.  ‘

‘  you are afraid of me.  ‘

‘  i know it feels like that now but it’ll get easier.  ‘

‘  we’ll help you get through it.  ‘

‘  he asked me to sing, it made him feel better.  ‘

‘  [name] asked you to sing to him?  ‘

‘  you’re talking about the siren song.  ‘

‘  do you know what it means?  ‘

‘  she’s been out of the water for a couple of days now.  ‘

‘  dangerous, how?  ‘

‘  what were you doing down there?  ‘

‘  i came to help you.  ‘

‘  i heard your voice, that’s why i went down there.  ‘

‘  what does this mean?  ‘

‘  why did you come back, [name]?  ‘

‘  now, nothing to hunt. nothing to eat.  ‘

‘  it’s unnatural. they don’t belong here. ‘

‘  you ever betrayed her like that before? yeah, she felt betrayed. ‘

‘  for her, people are bad. no trust.  ‘

‘  we don’t know if that’s true.  ‘

‘  we are going to figure it out, we are going to stop it.  ‘

‘  where did you go last night?  ‘

‘  hey, what are you doing in here? get away from there!  ‘

‘  we are family. i am you. we are the same.  ‘

‘  you kill her, you kill me, too.   ‘

‘  what if she’s more of an animal than we’d been willing to admit?  ‘

‘  i want to know if i am human. i want to learn.  ‘

‘  you’re not afraid of me.  ‘

‘  i believe that [name] is good and i care about her. ‘

‘  my ancestor’s said it had different meanings, great love for some, danger for other’s. ‘

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Possessive Starters!

“You belong to me.” 

“You’re mine to own, understand?” 

“No, you’re not going out without me.” 

“Where do you think you’re going dressed like that? Your body is for my eyes only.” 

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you sneaking out?”

“You’re not allowed to see them anymore.” 

“You’re being too friendly with them.” 

“I don’t like when they touch you.” 

“I can’t stand how they’re looking at you.” 

“You can’t leave me. You couldn’t live without me.” 

“I provide for you, you don’t have to work now.” 

“I’m locking you in your room until you learn!” 

“You’re mine, I watch everything you do.” 

“Give me your phone, I’m going to read your messages.” 

“Who were you talking to?” 

“You don’t need them! You have me!” 

“I don’t care if you don’t like it, you’re mine to do what I please to.” 

“Be quiet, now.” 

“Come here, I’m marking you so that everyone will know who you belong to.” 

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Send my muse one of the following to see how they react! (Fluffy)

“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”

“I’m scared, hold me!”

“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”

“Tickle war has been declared!”

“Bunny pyjamas, really?”

“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”

“Come on, just one bite.”

“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”

“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”

“You’re so huggable.”

“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”

“Have you fallen asleep on me?”

[straxghtandarrow-blog]

Send 👀 to walk in on my muse in their underwear

[themusewhomuses]

Break my muse. Exploit their insecurities and weaknesses. Do whatever it takes to make them angry or cry.