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scythe - scy/the - it/its

[scythe-dot-exe]

when u go on dating apps and meet people. and fall in love so fast and dont know if its actually romantic love, or that you just latch onto any affection so fast that it makes you feel sick.

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[handbasketofdreams]

Yeah I'd say it's working

[sabertoothwalrus]

it’s not trending for me!! but I think that means we need to keep going!!!!!!!!!!!!

also a lot of people are making other posts tagged #mole interest 😭 you’re contaminating my data!!!

[sweetpeachcobbler818]

if the sex isn’t a little silly then what’s the point

[corixa]

Filling a cute sub up with so many edibles that it's barely a person anymore--it's just a plushie for me to cuddle with as I please. And, well, since this plushie already has a convenient hole in just the right place, I may as well make use of it. A plushie can't say no, after all.

[b-yyearns]

we should be more obsessed with shotgunning weed and making out

[fuckmuttkim]

i wanna be woken up at am odd hour by a greedy mouth kissing and licking my tcock in the dark. i awaken with a soft gasp. groggily realizing that the heavenly feeling is a pair of soft lips around my clit. its so dark i cant see anything, it’s all just sensation. a rough, warm, wet tongue licking my head. suctioning like a vacuum. the sounds of slurping and sucking echoe through the room, mixing with my sleepy, raspy moans.

[qqueenofhades]

If Tumblr really wanted to break the entire website, they should give us Boops on March 15th.

[qqueenofhades]

(via @zyrafowe-sny)

YES. CORRECT. YOU SEE THE VISION. YOU HAVE IN FACT GREATLY IMPROVED THE VISION. @staff, THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[kayliebeanie]

PSA

This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.

Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.

[vy2gumi]

the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

[wolfboy-tits]

sometimes a boy wants to wear a skirt specifically so someone can fuck him in it

[saveroomforjesus]

Me

[tsoachilles-nsfw]

i've mastered the art of getting off while staying almost completely silent but what i would give for someone to tie me down and play with me til i'm crying and whimpering and moaning and being physically incapable of going two seconds without left out another filthy sound

[sheer-malarkey]

No More Candles by Phantomrose96

Cake’s no good when you know there are supposed to be two.

[skleero]

Amazing art. I thought those were screenshots from the show for a moment.

[the-haiku-bot]

Amazing art. I

thought those were screenshots from the

show for a moment.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lungthief]

anyway during my hiatus i got really into ace attorney

[predat0ryfemme]

making fun of the little "ghghgh" noises puppies make while you're throatfucking them by telling them how stupid they sound. even if that's probably the most intelligent sound that'll come from their mouth because anything they have to say doesn't matter. is this anything.

[lavendervirgos]

No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from your pleasure and from making you cum

[prettyypearl]

corruption kink but it’s the sub who is so needy and obedient and good and masochistic and desperate that they just make their partner more and more dominant bc how could you not enjoy such complete submission given so freely?

[lckydog-deactivated20260526]

oh this is good