gatsby: haha yeah………………….old sport
nick:do you have a signature on your texts?
gatsby:no……………………….old sport

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@se-questered
gatsby: haha yeah………………….old sport
nick:do you have a signature on your texts?
gatsby:no……………………….old sport
my cat: mrow
me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!
my cat:
My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
“When you can tell your story and it doesn’t make you cry, you know you have healed.”
— Anonymous (via liebeficktunsalle)
I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others
god gave me the power of losing interest in 0.1 seconds
she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space
she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted
she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis
she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise
She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart
She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me
She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars
She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship
She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut
She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars
she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire
she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind
she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe
at work i was doing a phone interview and the person had only worked at a horse stable before so i asked her what she learned working there that she could apply to working in retail, and she said, “nothing. that was horses, retail is for people” and i had to mute the call because i couldn’t help but laugh hysterically
“Don’t ever think that everyone who leaves wants to.”
— Unknown
Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make.
Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand.
Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.
“The helper seeks to help because he knows what it is to be helpless”
Kind people are those who have suffered and lived. Bitter people are those who have suffered and lost themselves. Those who take advantage of kindness are those who have yet to suffer at all.
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
“don’t double text”
i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics
full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5
I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.
Lmao
modern art
Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …
what the fuck is this from i gotta know
it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.
I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it
My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.
ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM
Distribute some free literature.
I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent
I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…
annnnnnd here’s all of season one
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two
Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.
SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY
I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN