[se4punk]

Handler by trade, futch by choice, girlthing by the grace of god

[halochewer]

swifties are strangely silent on this one

[paleozoiccatboyblood]

[wyrm-town]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

[iman-92]

i’m such a details person i hate vagueness so much let’s be PRECISE

[desinteresse]

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[messedupdoggirl]

You could drop a pill in my drink right in front of me and id drink it making full eye contact the entire time with the widest smile on my face

[another-random-dom-4]

Hit the Subscribe button for more romantic first-date ideas.

[dollmaycry]

the normal girl would like to sniff you while cuddling

[miscellaneous-marios]

[johncagedigicoreremix]

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

[shattered-facade]

[im-in-your-mind]

perpetual lovesickness over mere concepts

[fertilefloor]

more men should leave their wife and kids to become big city transsexuals

[fertilefloor]

marriage is a prison and exists to control women right? that means trans women

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[aegao]

[gazeldhazel]

girl covering her sister's mouth while she sucks on her neck cause the walls are thin and mom might hear..