[crippled-peeper]

if you tell yourself “I’ll deal with it later” enough times with enough frequency you can slowly destroy your life. follow for more tips

[eaglingarchive]

Its nice to be corporeal by which i mean having a physical form with which to interact with the world around you but i will not lie to you there are problems associated

[clormakesstuff]

Greg’s Teapot Hat Tutorial (OtGW)

Greg wears a teapot on his head in Over the Garden Wall. Here’s how to make your own.

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[bugsinmyhoney]

some d&d inspired doodles i forgot about

[glitchlight]

A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.

[voidthescribe]

I don’t even know what this is but I love it

[marlynnofmany]

Urban Fantasy Problems

[writingoddess1125]

FOR ALL US BUGGY SIMPS 🤡

Is there something wrong with us?-

[mauricetheblurst]

these guys show up to the feast, drink your mulled wine, slap your squire's ass and call your liege a knave, wyd ?

[itchylimpet]

@oblivionsdream , seems right up your alley

[oblivionsdream]

OMG YESSS 😂

[oblivionsdream]

@bi-the-way-drbloom DONT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS BECAUSE YES

Too bad they have such a big height difference because the thought of Jester stealing Augustines armor is now hilarious to me. Especially if others at court recognize Augustine's armor but don't realize it's Jester behind the helmet and are just like "What the fuck is he doing?" Alas the height would give it away and it wouldn't really fit him

[ikeepwatchinghelicopters]

It wouldn't be as good as wearing Augustine's armor, but Jester could still steal borrow the armor of another knight in a desperate attempt to infiltrate the barracks and catch Augustine without his helmet.

Or, y'know, if you really wanted Jester to do jingly-menacing stuff in Augustine's armor, it could be a body-swap scenario.

[oblivionsdream]

I did think about Jester stealing someone else’s armor cause I just think it would be so funny to see him attempting to blend in as a knight and how long it would take for him to get caught 😂😂

His knight impression is just mimicking Augustine and the entire time he’s just like “Don’t be suspicious. Don’t be suspicious.”

[krikzilla]

Dumb idea i had

[jimmymcgill]

Call me Halbrand

(insp.)

[celebrimborium]

the rings of power + clues that halbrand was sauron all along

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

like for dragons, reblog for dragons, reply for dragons, ignore for dragons… dragons…

[clowns-ofetsy]

tiny pierrot figure

[quoted-books]

My mama knew herself, and there’s a fearsome power in that. Knowing exactly who you are and exactly what you’re capable of. Most folks would call it arrogance, I suppose. But most folks are fucking fools.

Jay Kristoff, Empire of the Vampire

[horrorlesbians]

vampires who refuse to feed off their lovers are such cowards. half the appeal of dating a vampire is being their happy little blood bag

[quoted-books]

My mama knew herself, and there’s a fearsome power in that. Knowing exactly who you are and exactly what you’re capable of. Most folks would call it arrogance, I suppose. But most folks are fucking fools.

Jay Kristoff, Empire of the Vampire

[sweetclassyfreaknerd]

*ToG Spoiler*

„You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love.“

- Dorian Havilliard ladies and gentlemen

Everyone alway talks how Rowan accepted Aelin regardless. Excuse me??? Are you forgettin someone? Dorian accepted Aelin from the start and loved her as she was and never tried to change her.

[foggybruise]

I wasnt loved as a child so now I'm evil and dont go to bed on time