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um so quick question you do know that the world isnât divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isnât divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isnât divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isnât divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this
is this gonna get me fired you think
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Culturally significant forbidden candy
You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?
That's
That's Roy Mustang
Just the opposite.
Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.
"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."
Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."
Roy Mustang.
I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.
Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.
And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.
And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time
Youâve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered
you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters
every year of restoring native plants I see a great increase in the insect populations, and loads of new insects i never saw before (all of them harmless--the insects that are harmful or parasitic on humans are the main ones being unaffected by the decrease in insect populations)
(a large part of) the problem is Plant Sameness. we must restore plant diversity
Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog
It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!
when the treat you treated yourself to is mid
Pulitzer Prize type shit
Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot
Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
â30-50 wild hogsâ for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
âwhat were YOU doing at the devils sacramentâ for how do you know that without being a part of it.
âanyone in this thread smoke weedâ for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
âdogs are boys and cats are girlsâ for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
âcolor theory in a childrens hospitalâ for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
âyou are a tar pitâ for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
âis the __ in the room with us right now?â for I Donât Think Thatâs Real.
âbean soup? im allergic to beans!â for ik this doesnât work for you, but thatâs not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
âpeople irl: hey man hows it goingâ for this will Never Matter irl
âyes, Iâve been wanting to read that!â I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it
âIâve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I canât do it yetâ
+BvS cross over
unironically so important
