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Repost bc op was from outside the community
OOF anyways sorry straight up forgot this account existed 😂😂✌️ here's another mall haul I did with my homie a while back
JCPenney
Chains (x3) - $90
Ornament - $10
Zumiez
No show socks (x2) - $28
Mushroom socks - $12
Funny lanyard - $10
Aeropostale
Sunglasses - $20
Red T-shirt - $25
Spencers
Undies - $13
Skull + Roses T shirt - $22
Lanyard (x2) - $16
Hot Topic
T shirt - $23
Dice (x3) - $39
Nail polish - $5
Funny hat - $23
Enamel pins (x2) - $12
Skull patch - $6
Pins - $18
Pusheen pens (x2) - $12
Pants - $45
Boxed Lunch
OP socks - $10
Squiggles - $9
Pencil topper - $4
Typo
Pens x5 - $39
Keyring tags (x2) - $15
Socks - $30
LEGO
figure - $6
Claires
Bobby pins (x2) - $8
Plush x4 - $39
Grand total:
$589 (w/o tax)
Feels nice to actually have clothes lmao, and the red/black checkered lanyard is something I've wanted for forever
Hôbby łôbbÿ cashier accidentally gave me some golden advice today.
I grabbed a grapevine wreath for a head piece and while i was waiting in line I put it on my head to see how it would sit and make sure it was a good size. I had 20 stems and I told her I did, and she said “you seem trustworthy, I’ll believe you’ve got 20” and when I looked at her kinda dumbstruck she was like “you put a wreath on your head in the middle of the store, it seems like your guard is down, you don’t do silly stuff when your gaurd is up”
Y’ALL
WE JUST GOTTA ACT DUMB AND WE ARE GUCCI
Model that coat
Catwalk in those boots
Put the wreath on your head
Fill your pockets 😂
Ohohohohoho just pulled my first dn@ on @maz0n for a $90 skateboard deck and by golly me, I've gotten meself a free skateboard deck today
LMAO PRETTY CERTAIN H00BY L00BY CALLED THE COPS ON ME TODAY, TIME TO NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN
I've st0lén hundreds worth from them over the course of many trips,, 100% worth it
everyone blow a kiss to Mercury, the god of shopping and thievery, our fearless leader
😘💚😳👌✨
LMAO PRETTY CERTAIN H00BY L00BY CALLED THE COPS ON ME TODAY, TIME TO NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN
Will an Am@Z0n DNA still work if someone in my house was directly handed the package? I don't think so but I'm kinda mad I missed out on that opportunity
LIFT TIP!!!
Recently sent this to someone and thought it would be helpful for all of the babylifters. Some people may not like this because this post is going to be very superficial but it is going to be very helpful.
When approaching any store, from Saks to Walmart; how you present yourself is key. How are you dressed? Do you look like someone who spends their weekends on grandfather’s Yacht in Martha’s Vineyard? Or do you look like someone who shops clearance at dollar tree. Are you walking with an air of confidence, like you should be there? Or are you walking around like youve just committed murder?
When you dress bad, people automatically see you as inferior, which therefor makes them think that you don’t have money. Money to spend on the items in their store. Now I’m not saying to wear a prom dress to Old Navy, but I am saying to dress to impress. Sundays best or meeting your boyfriend’s parents for the first time attire is the best way to go. Its conservative, and elevated. Expensive clothes =/= class. So just because you wear an 80$ tshirt to Saks does not mean youre good to go. You want to look like youre above that. You dont want to come off as a nouveau riche teen who just bought [or lifted] their first Balenciaga tee. You want to look like a woman who wears quality clothes, and doesnt care about the label or the price attached to it. Even if you do want to wear the tee, dont wear it lifting. As for the amount of cleavage/ass you want to show, it is best to note that the more you show, the more likely LP will watch you on the cams. Hot chick with her tits out! Far out! You also dont want to look like an escort, or cheap. So covering up will definitely not bring you unwanted attention when lifting. Anything that draws attention is bad. So wear a wig if you have colored hair, and if you dress goth, save it for another time. This is all about blending in. A safe person to look to for fashion in the lifting world is Princess Diana, Megan Markle, Victoria Beckham, Emma Watson, Amal Clooney, etc. Shoes are also a dead giveaway of someone’s wealth. So dont wear brown converse that were white when you first bought them.
Now that youre dressed the part, you need to act the part. Like wearing work boots with a chanel dress, the same goes for dressing the part but not having the confidence that you need to lift. People in general can instantly spot someone who does not have confidence. So even if you cant afford what youre lifting, you need to be acting like you do. Having a hunched back, looking side to side, and avoiding SAs is a major red flag for associates. Make sure to check price tags, act like youre thinking about buying something.
Lets play a game. Youre an SA at Victoria’s Secret. You have two guests walk in. One is put together, has a smile on her face, a glow to her you cant describe, and walks like shes on top of the world. Her clothes are ironed, her hair is styled, and her makeup isnt flashy. She walks from one thing to another, checking prices, seeing whats cute, nothing fishy. The other girl walks in with greasy hair, a frightened/ strange look on her face. Shes wearing a faded old tshirt, and holey jeans with a mysterious stain on the left ass cheek. Her makeup is cakey, and her overall appearance is off. When she walks in she immediately grabs a shopping bag and beelines to the most expensive bras in the store. Who are you less likely to think is going to lift something? Not the girl who looks like Miss America. How you present yourself to the world, is how the world is going to judge you. Youre more likely to follow around the strange girl, her mere existence is something worth watching. “Who is she? What is she doing in here? There goes 2…3…5 panties into her shopping bag. I’d best help her into the dressing room.”
Now I know we all want to live in a fantasy world where looks dont matter. But this isnt a game were playing. If you are over 18 you can go to jail for this. So it is imperative to take precaution when doing this and to walk on the safe side. So in this, looks do matter. How you carry yourself matters. Look in the mirror before leaving your house to lift. Would you be sus if you saw yourself at a store?
As always, please message me if you have any questions about lifting/sugaring.
XOXO
- S
Will an Am@Z0n DNA still work if someone in my house was directly handed the package? I don't think so but I'm kinda mad I missed out on that opportunity
Do you guys know what excuses I can use for my lifted goods?
Like, I can tell my mom that I saved money because a friend paid for my lunch, and lie on their prices, but I literally don't have a penny right now and had to pretend I bought my button-up shirt a year ago & just never wore it. She'll start sussing me soon and she's strongly against lifting, even when necessary :/
Been having to do this a lot lately, here's what I got
I've always had it u just never noticed
Got it from a friend (this is one u can use a lot)
A friend bought it for me
Got it on sale
It was a late/early present for birthday/christmas/etc
Bought it at g0ödwîll/a thrift store/the dollar store
Found it in an old box of stuff
Anyone feel free to add more
aHahaha... Just totally fucked up at tu3sd@y m0rnîng ahhahahha..... I mean we got away but DAMN they 100% knew what was up
so there’s a lifting subreddit now (r/shopliftinguild) but it’s basically all beginner lifters who i assume came from tïktøk. would not recommend lmao it’s so shitty
Something interesting I saw the other day -
So the H3B closest to me is right by a high school, and the amount of security is ridiculous. I've been followed multiple times by someone pretending to sweep the floor, before I even got into l1ftïng, and it's got at least 2 cameras on every aisle.
The other day I was in a different H3B though, this one by a highway and a busy street and it was such a stark contrast from what I was used to. Barely any cameras, not even on alcohol, not even towers at the front.
Idk what the takeaway from this is, I just wanted to report my findings
bigass haul part 1
so over the past few weeks i’ve been inactive on liftblr and throughout that time i’ve done quite a few hauls that i haven’t posted and there’s quite a big of shit (at least in my opinion) so yeah enjoy :) (sorry for the shit quality)
space jam beanie - pr1m4rk - £5
fingerless gloves (black and grey) - pr1m4rk - £1
STORM palette - pr1m4rk - £8
lgbt stickes - typ0 - £2
fishnet socks - pr1m4rk - £2
O-ring choker - d4m4g3d s0ci3ty - £6
wallet - pr1m4rk - £10
bunny hair pins - fly1ng t1ger - 50p
snake ring - clair3s - £8
snake earrings - clair3s - £6
top - pr1m4rk - £8
‘the cure’ patch - d4m4g3d s0ci3ty - £3
eyelashes - £3
eyelash glue - £3
mini flag - £2.50
blusher - £1
badges x2 - d4m4mg3d s0ci3ty - £1
pins x2 - typ0 - £6
paint marker - typ0 - £2
black hoop earrings - clair3s - £4.50
‘feeling bubbly’ magnet - typ0 - £2.50
padlock - fly1ng t1g3r - £3
cross earrings - clair3s - £6
black cross earrings - £6
airpod charms - £3
socks - £6
total: £109
i’m overall proud of this haul, wish i could’ve got more but i can’t get cocky hehehe
🍂 little míchaels hàul 🍂
embroidery thread x10, 8-pack pöscas for a friend, some dual tone markers, and journals. it’s nice to get back into it ig, but that rfïd was such a bitch to get off i almost just gave up :,)