Bon Appètit!

he/they/ae || 🫎🥩☕️🩸🔪 || gay, ace spec

[seaglass-rain]

I want you to braid me

let me be your hair—

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alternatively:

i want you to breed me

let me be your heir

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I want you to braid me

let me be your hair—

[seaglass-rain]

ok, hear me out. battle of the century. Hannigram vs the vegan teacher.

[seaglass-rain]

he's got that traumatized-dog-soaked-in-the-rain-after-being-abandoned-by-its-owner rizz

[jj-vs-world]

Want to be a good boy, pup? Then stop pretending to be a girl. Act as the man you say you are.

[lyteh0use]

Trying to write something on the notes app and someone keeps deleting it ❤️ I will use permanent marker on the wall next time 🥰❤️❤️

[lyteh0use]

Whoever said “alters always get along” is LYING!! Clearly im trapped in a house of HATERS!!!!

[livingxxdeadxxb0y]

You know you're cooked when reading a fic and instead of angry I fucking hate you sex it's depressing I fucking need you sex.

[seaglass-rain]

god of fury and hannigram in the same post 🥲🫶

[seaglass-rain]

okay, so, everyone is writing fanfiction about how post-fall, hannigram lived happily ever after, but i wanna know what happened before that, you know? like i think after they fell, they struggled to find shelter for the night where they wouldn't be found, and when they did, will tried to kill hannibal one more time because he was under so much stress and was very frustrated, but instead of choking hannibal out like he intended to, they ended up agressively making out. que the cutting of bedelias leg and a flight to cuba. bang.

[seaglass-rain]

"but he's so babygirl!" i yell as they drag me into the padded room.

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this is me before watching the third season of Hannibal :)

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... holy crap.

[seaglass-rain]

Dear God, may you have mercy on my soul and... kindly avert your gaze from the mountains upon mountains of nasty fanfiction i will read about these bitches.

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this is me before watching the third season of Hannibal :)

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... holy crap.

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this is me before watching the third season of Hannibal :)

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i present to you my favourite quote from hannibal (2013):

: "there is no god"

hannibal: certainly not with that attitude.

[seaglass-rain]

"youre autistic" yeah maybe you just dont get my whimsy, have you considered that? im giving you my sparkle you ungrateful swine.

[kyra45]

commission/sell me your art scammers: erleneeliza, audrecamike, primalcloudobelisk, glacialarcade1

campaign boost scammer: yahya455

“message me” bot: skylarskiiie

Thanks!

[seaglass-rain]

Hey, sooo...

I just almost got scammed by erleneeliza.

She asked for 4 art pieces and offered to pay from paypal. DON'T TRUST HER. She'll send you an email out of a gmail address rather than a paypal one. Don't click on the link. It's a scam.

[seaglass-rain]

New art!!

[seaglass-rain]

Hollanov/Shilya/Shlyuka in my art style <33

First time drawing with human skin colour 🥲