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Today I remembered that at some point in my fucking life I was convinced that Tim Burton and RuPaul were the same person

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They look alike

PLEASE TELL ME YALL SEE IT TOO AND IM NOT CRAZY

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Some English speakers pmo sm

"I can't watch that movie it's not available in English"

and the whole times subtitles are a thing

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I love refering to every piece of media that starts with the letter "m" as MCU

-Whose your favourite MCU character? -Sunset shimmer

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Every song no matter how sad it is will become comforting if you listen to it enough

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This is my petition to spread the rumor that uranium tastes like fried chicken on Reddit to confuse ai

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The same bitch who I caught reposting a "how can women be lesbians" video is now reposting hundreds of "bestfiended so hard they think we are a couple" videos

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People who cannot swallow pills pmo

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Dr. House became a vampire and he went to VA (Vampires Anonymous) where he met a vampire friend, and they went on these illegal killing sprees, and because Wilson had cancer everyone hid that from him, and then it turned out that House was hallucinating and half of the people he killed weren't real, not in he imagined killing them way but in a he stood there slurping up a nonexisting person kind of way and his vampire friend just thought he was freaky

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Positive: my new earplugs block all of the outside noises :)

Negative: now all the noises are coming from inside me :(

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No because what are you supposed to do with babies

Like, you can play with toddlers but babies are kind of just there

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Rice is like if pasta wasn't evil

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I had a dream about using a weird code, I coded a word in it, can anyone tell me if they can decipher it without knowing the key?

Was once a beautiful gal. Her hair gold. She had amazing dark eyelashes. Her name sounded Aurora, and her skin was smooth. She stood in front of the door again, again again.

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You know that trope in fiction where a character gets infinite knowledge and it makes them really depressed and unable to live a happy life?

Do you think we suffer from that as a society

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The fact that flies are only known for getting in houses and not being able to come out even though they don't do it more than other bugs is because we only notice them when they are an inconvenience to us

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People not understanding why Luna Lovegood got bullied is the peak of pretty privilege to me.

"She was like a unicorn" she also went to bed in shoes, kept to herself, often talked about strange things, gathered meat to feed invisible creatures other people probably thought she made up.

If she got played by someone less conventionally attractive, and more from the perspective of characters other than Harry she would be labelled as creepy

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Horror idea!

A robot obsessed with becoming human kidnapping people in order to study their behaviours and emotions in order to mimic them better, torturing them in the process.

It lures people to an seemingly abandoned house using cash. When they enter the building they first see are distorted drawings of humans slowly getting more and more realistic