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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
couldn't keep a straight face reading these, had to cover my mouth and look pensive because I'm proctoring a test
*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*
This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip
When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
Heat waves.
Addition: The amount of bombs that Israel and the US have dropped on Gaza in the pursuit of genocide and settler-colonialism have significantly contributed to climate change over the past couple years and is directly linked to so many “once in a century” and “never before seen” weather and temperatures.
normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy
"hey it turns out this whole process is fun for everyone and not just the director when we do this group project as a group and come up with a plan"
The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
Could not leave this in the tags <3
I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.
Also convenient: not having to charge them, no fuking around with Bluetooth, and no chance one earbud is going to roll under the couch or fall out while biking
According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies
the key to being irreplaceable as a programmer is just to write very esoteric code and never make any comments or documentation. my programs are gargantuan labyrinths only i know how to navigate.
The problem with doing this as someone with ADHD is I'm great at making labyrinths but not that great at finding my way out of some weird tangential section of the labyrinth that has a pool and an arcade for some reason ( the reason is me )
what are white gay men going through
