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oh my god
Damn this shit made me cry
no wonder the waiter only brought one tray. this is too much for me.
What song? Artist? Omg
@demho3zhatinq Twenty88 London Bridge
I saw the shit coming and it still got me.
Same ^^^^
That shit dead hurt
My feelings are completely hurt 🙃
I can listen to this for hours on end.
R.I.P to this genius.
i never knew where this came from, wow.
This is the best video I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life. “Cause it’s been several times I was gonna whoop that ass, and you ain’t want none you wanted to be sisterssss.”
Go. Off.
“Can I take your order face ass bitch”
Honestly
“Run these mother fucking hands since u feel hip BITCH!”
She served you your papers man. You’re being deported of this planet to another universe cause you know everyone within a thousand light years heard this.
DRAG HA!!!!!!!
Dawg, I died at “six fucking fast food jobs like a motherfucking Mexican.” Lmaoooooo!
GOTDAMN!!! Minus the Mexican thing, this was epic! glam-alien pearlouslyclosetotheedge screengeniuz babycakesbriauna chuckyface
Well damn 😂
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS RUN THEM PEARLS HOE. I GOT MY LIFE.
“Wit ya beer belly havin ass"😭😭😭😭😭😭
#Yikes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 time of death? July 18th 2015 @ 3:02am..
Can we just take a time of silence for the bitch she read? 😂😩
This was so fucking satisfying to watch
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look mom, I did a thing
Thinking about you😍
“Zade’s Offer” – Part 2
Before Zade came to pick me up that day to help him move into his apartment, I stressed over what I should wear. I’d never stressed myself out over what to wear while hanging with another dude, but I wanted him to know I was dedicated to the offer he’d made me. Just minutes before he showed up, I settled on wearing some shorts that would sag just right and no shirt since it was hot as fuck outside. I slid on a pair of sandals, grabbed my wallet and phone and waited outside for him. He pulled up like a second later and I climbed into his Lexus RC.
“This car is nice as fuck, man,” I told him as he sped off down the street.
“My pops got it for me as a graduation present,” he told me.
“So, we gotta get your stuff and move it or what?”
“Nah, it’s all already in a U-Haul truck I rented. We just gotta move it from the truck and into my apartment, which is on the second floor of the complex section building I’ll be in.”
“Okay, only one set of steps to go up. That’s wassup.”
“You know how to assemble furniture, Mike?”
“As long as it’s got some instructions, yeah.”
He looked over at me as we stopped at a red light and said, “Damn, you look sexy like that. You could’ve worn a shirt though if you wanted to.”
I laughed and told him, “It’s too hot out here for a shirt, bruh.”
“True.” He licked his lips as he looked me up and down and then continued driving when the light turned green.
He drove us to the apartment complex he’d be living in. It was in the midtown area and was definitely out of my price range. While I went over to the U-Haul truck to start taking some boxes out, he went up to the apartment. He came back down a few seconds later shirtless like I was with a big smile on his face. I could feel him looking at me—specifically at my ass—as we moved his stuff from the truck and into the apartment. By the time we were finished a few hours later, we both were sweaty and damn near out of breath.
Me (Mike Garnett)
“You got a lot of stuff,” I told him as we sat on the floor in his living room.
“I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to give away,” he said back with a laugh. “So, I just kept it all.” He stood back up and said, “We can work on the furniture tomorrow. Right now, I wanna order a pizza and play some NBA 2K17. But first, let’s take a shower.”
“Together?”
“If you’re cool with it.”
I smirked and shook my head as I stood to my feet and followed him down the hall. As we were walking to his bedroom, I noticed there was another bedroom and a small bathroom at the end of the hall. His apartment was a two-bedroom and had two bathrooms. The first thing that automatically came to my mind was the possibility of me living there with him until I could get my own place. But I didn’t want to spring it on him. I had to let him know what I wanted in another way.
“This place is nice, bruh,” I told him as I stepped out of my sandals and pulled my shorts down. “Pretty big for one person.”
“Yeah, it is kinda big,” he agreed as he got naked. He then stood there and stared at me as he waited for me to take off my underwear.
“Zade, you know I’m cool with this, man. I told you I’m down for this. You can touch me and shit if you want. I ain’t gonna bite you.”
“I’m just not used to trade being so…relaxed.”
“Well, I’m a relaxed nigga.” I laughed and then told him, “Take my draws off, bruh.”
He reached his hand towards my underwear but hesitated and asked, “You sure?”
“Nigga…” I grabbed his hand and placed it on my soft dick and balls. “Take them off.”
He smiled and licked his lips as he pulled my underwear down to my feet, and I stepped out of them. He held them up to his nose and sniffed them for a second before stepping over to the shower and turning on the water. As I climbed in, he told me, “You got some sexy feet, bruh.”
Zaden “Zade” Scott
“Thank you.”
He finally let go of my underwear and climbed into the shower with me. I don’t know why he was acting all shy and shit, he knew he wanted to feel all on me. So, I got in front of him and grabbed his hands and made him touch my wet body. Not a second later, I felt his dick growing hard against my butt cheeks. My dick was completely soft and I wasn’t enjoying it one bit, but I wasn’t exactly uncomfortable. After he lathered our bodies up with some body wash and the water got warmer, his hands actually started massaging me and it did feel good. It didn’t feel good in a sexual way but it was soothing.
“Can I kiss on your neck?” he asked me.
“You don’t have to ask me anything, man,” I replied. “Just do what you want.”
That was all he needed to hear because he started kissing and sucking on my neck like I was a woman or something. He was caressing my chest and pinching my nipples while licking up the side of my neck to my earlobe, which he nibbled on. His dick was so hard as it pressed against my ass that I could feel it pulsate every few seconds. My dick was still soft but I can’t even lie, the way he was feeling on me and kissing on me was putting my mind somewhere in unfamiliar territory.
“You’re so fucking sexy,” he whispered in my ear. “There’s so much shit I wanna do to you.”
I turned around to face him and without saying a word, pressed my lips to his. I knew if I wanted to make the pitch of me possibly living with him, I’d have to go further and further with him. He kissed me back and grabbed on my ass while shoving his tongue into my mouth. Surprisingly, I wasn’t disgusted or anything. His breath was actually fresh and he had some soft lips. I reached down and grabbed his hard dick and tugged on it, proving to him that I was willing to go there with him.
“You’re blowing my mind, man,” he said with a big smile on his face.
“That’s the point, right?” I asked before kissing him again.
After the shower, we dried each other off and then stepped into his bedroom. His bed wasn’t put together so we had to sit down on the mattress on the floor. He made me lie back as he picked up a bottle of lotion. He put some on his hands and used it to massage my while he moisturized my skin at the same time. I don’t know what it was about his hands but they were magic. While he was massaging my feet with the lotion, the unthinkable happened: my dick got hard. I wasn’t thinking about him or a female, all I did was clear my mind and boom; hard dick.
“Damn, look at that,” he said happily. “That dick hard as fuck. I guess you like having your sexy ass feet rubbed on, huh?”
“It do feel good,” I told him.
“You think you can stay hard?”
“I can try.” I grabbed my dick and played with it.
“Maybe I should help a little more with that.”
He climbed up further onto the bed and started kissing and licking on my hard dick. I thought I’d have to imagine getting head from a female to enjoy it, but I looked down at Zade while he sucked me and I swear my dick got harder. He’d look back up at me with them big chestnut colored eyes and I’d get goosebumps. My nipples were hard as fuck, so I played with them and that was making me hornier. He had my toes curling up and he was only sucking my dick to the halfway point. When he started gagging on it all the way down to the base, I couldn’t keep my moans from escaping my mouth.
“Fuck, nigga,” I moaned while rubbing on my abs. “Oh my…fuck!”
In a matter of minutes, he’d put every girl that had ever sucked my dick to shame. No chick had ever made me squirm and get goosebumps while sucking me. I never had to fight off busting a nut too soon from head until that night. Just when I thought I couldn’t take no more and had to bust that nut, he stopped sucking me and moved on to licking and sucking on my balls. That’s when I really melted into that mattress. That shit felt so good that I had to take a few deep breaths.
“You like that shit, bruh?” he asked me in between licks on my balls.
“You nasty, bruh,” I said back while rubbing on my nipples again.
“Shit, I ain’t got nasty yet.”
Right after saying that, this nigga started licking down my balls towards my asshole. I didn’t even hesitate to spread my legs a little so he could lick on my asshole. I can honestly say I’ve never experienced anything that pleasurable before in my life. Whatever tongue tricks he was doing had me losing my damn mind. He pushed my legs up so that my knees were to my chest and dug his tongue in deeper. That’s when I really couldn’t keep my shit together.
“Zade,” I called out. “Nigga, the fuck are you doing to me? Ah, shit!”
He had me shaking worse than he did earlier while he was sucking my dick. This long thick string of precum rolled out of my dick and landed on my abs. It just kept rolling out the more he licked and sucked on my asshole. Every so often he’d blow into my ass and—unintentionally—I’d kinda fart the air back out and it seemed to turn him on even more. Seeing how turned on he was turned me on. I never imagined my first time doing something would him would be like that.
“Turn over, baby,” he told me.
I turned over and without being told, put my face down on his pillow and my ass up in the air. He guided my dick between my legs and sucked it from the back while gently rubbing my virgin asshole with his finger. He kept teasing like he was going to push it inside me and I’d gasp for air at the thought of it going in. But he never pushed it in. Instead, he began to alternate between sucking my dick from the back and licking on my now wet ass. I knew I wasn’t gonna be able to hold that nut in for much longer.
“Yo, I’m gonna bust,” I warned him. “Zade, I’ma nut!”
He jacked my dick fast and hard while shoving his tongue deep into my asshole, causing me to hit an orgasm so powerful that I was moaning like a bitch. I think the last time I had an orgasm that crazy was the first time I fucked a girl without a condom on my dick. So much nut shot out of my dick that it sounded like I was taking a short piss on his mattress. He rubbed on my asshole with his thumb and since I was still feeling the effects of the orgasm, my asshole pulsated like it had a mind of its own. When he sucked my dick from the back again, I pulled away from him with the quickness.
“Nah, bruh,” I said while giggling. “My shit too sensitive. Fuck!” I grabbed my dick to keep him away from it.
He laughed and said, “That shit was mad hot, for real. You ain’t busted in a while, have you?”
“It’s been a few days.”
He licked his lips and said, “Damn, your ass tastes so good. It’s so tight and got a little hair on it like I like.”
“Well, you done seen me bust. Let me see you do it.”
He hovered over me and I massaged his balls while he jacked off. It was taking him a little while, so I decided to help him out in a way I knew would do the trick. I spread my legs again and bent them back so that my asshole was fully exposed. I rubbed on it myself and using some of my own nut, I slid the tip of my middle finger inside. It hurt a little bit but I knew he’d catch his nut watching me play with my asshole like that.
“Oh shit,” he called out as he jacked his long dick faster and faster. “I’m about to cum, Mike. Catch this nut, nigga.”
I don’t know what got into me, but I opened my mouth and stuck my tongue out as I got directly under his dick. His cum shot out hard just like mine did and got all over my face. Some of it landed on my tongue and I tasted the bittersweet flavor of it. He kept jacking off as a little more rolled out and landed on my forehead. He bent down and licked that up and swallowed it before kissing my lips again. He then laughed as he wiped some before it could get in my eye.
“Now I see why girls hate getting facials,” I joked.
“I didn’t get any in your eye, did I?” he asked while examining me.
“Nah, it’s good.”
“Sorry man, I got kinda carried away.”
“For real, it’s good. I got my nut so I’m cool right now.”
“I hear that.” He stared at me for the longest before saying, “You’re so damn sexy, man. I know I keep saying that but it’s true. Like I thought you were fine in high school but you got finer.”
“You ain’t so bad yourself, man. So, you got some stuff I can throw on?”
“Yeah, I got some ballin’ shorts and tank tops you’d look sexy as fuck in.”
“That’s wassup.”
We took another quick shower and put on some clothes. He ordered pizza and we played videogames on his PlayStation 4 and talked about all kinds of shit until I had to go into work at Wal-Mart. While he was driving me home, I tried to think of a way to ask him if I could stay with him while I worked for his dad. We arrived at my mama’s house and I realized I was going to have to just ask.
“So,” I said while taking off my seatbelt, “did you enjoy what we did tonight?”
“What you think, bruh?” he asked with a smile.
“Well, maybe we can work something out so that it can happen more often?”
“What do you mean?”
“I’m talking about me being at your place…all the time.”
“You wanna move in?”
“I can help with rent or anything else you need, especially after your pops hires me. You do have an extra room.”
“Yeah, I do.”
“I think we can have some fun together. Now that you know I’m for real and I’m willing to do what it takes, maybe we can take it further.”
“Are you sure that’s what you want?”
I reached over and slid my hand into his shorts and grabbed his dick before telling him, “Dawg, it’s what I want. I can’t keep living with my mama.”
“Alright, alright. Now stop grabbing my dick before you get my all hard again.” He laughed and said, “You can move in this weekend, man.”
“Yes! Thanks, bruh.” I opened the door and climbed out of the car. Before walking away, I leaned into the window and told him, “You’re not gonna regret this.” As he drove away and I entered my mama’s house, I thought about what this all meant. There was definitely no going back now.
[Disclaimer]: Pictures used do not reflect the sexuality or personality of people in the pictures. They only serve as visual examples of the characters.
© D.A. Morrison 2017
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If someone took me on a Groupon date, I would fall in love.
I’m taking someone on a Groupon date this weekend 🙃
Helicopter ride over the city 😌
Thanks Groupon 💕
lies!
You sure?💅🏿
$20 for two one hour skyzone tickets
Sky zone is lit
It was, they gave free socks too.
Nigga I got the socks on as we speak lol walking on walls right now soaking in good vibes and chakra
They have the. best. traction you could stand on the ceiling you won’t fall
Exactly lmao
If someone took me on a Groupon date, I would fall in love.
I’m taking someone on a Groupon date this weekend 🙃
Helicopter ride over the city 😌
Thanks Groupon 💕
lies!
You sure?💅🏿
$20 for two one hour skyzone tickets
Sky zone is lit
It was, they gave free socks too.
Nigga I got the socks on as we speak lol walking on walls right now soaking in good vibes and chakra
They have the. best. traction you could stand on the ceiling you won’t fall
Exactly lmao
If someone took me on a Groupon date, I would fall in love.
I’m taking someone on a Groupon date this weekend 🙃
Helicopter ride over the city 😌
Thanks Groupon 💕
lies!
You sure?💅🏿
$20 for two one hour skyzone tickets
Sky zone is lit
It was, they gave free socks too.
Nigga I got the socks on as we speak lol walking on walls right now soaking in good vibes and chakra
They have the. best. traction you could stand on the ceiling you won’t fall
Exactly lmao
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“bitch i got kids too, TURN UP.”
“is this choreographed?”
“What’s yo number?” “Nigga no!” 😂😂
“Who speaker is this, Im bout to bonnect.”
“Looks like we got bompany” 😭😭😭😭
“yo, you KNOW im not gay” lol
“Did he choreograph that? Is this choreography?” 💀😂💀😂💀
I strongly think this is the most underrated moment of the reunion
you know what we need to talk about more
first of all we’ve got these four talented and racially diverse ladies with healthy body types singing and dancing to songs about female friendships
and empowering women
they literally have a song called “cinderella” about not needing a man
and in the movie sequels they travel to spain and india
where supporting characters have actual character arcs and aren’t just “cultural decoration”
oh look bilingual songs
it doesn’t hurt that the whitney houston produced the first two movies
it’s so important that we had something like the cheetah girls to be primarily targeted towards young girls on disney channel
