SeaportSiren

Just your friendly neighborhood carnivore, singing pretty songs and devouring the flesh of the unwitting.

[caitsgates]

“ugh these characters just feel like someone’s OCs :///”

buddy i have some news about all of fiction

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My sister brought up how people always draw the Sidhe in like clothing from the 1600s and I got really excited to discuss it because in folklore they are almost always mentioned to be wearing modern clothing for the time or also commonly clothing just a few decades behind, so it stands to reason that any member of the Gentry you meet today would consider a corset as old-fashioned as you do but then Brie said

“there’s a lot of discussion that they’re about ten years behind,” and she said it as if to go on about the way time passes differently between faerie and here in folklore but I couldn’t fucking focus because she was just glossing over what she just said as if she hadn’t just

Insinuated that if you met the Sidhe today they’d be dressed like it’s 2009. As if I were just supposed to ACCEPT that information and move ON with the conversation!!!!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Imagine wandering into a revel in midsummer this year and Shake It by metro station is playing

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Someone: you have the sight?? What’s it like???

The Sidhe:

Me: hngggg

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[darachbeo]

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

call out shitty people who are just abusers and using kink/polyamory to mask it and stop supporting them

recognize that sometimes hypersexuality can be a form a self-harm for some people

keep kinks and fetishes in appropriate spaces and not bringing them out into general public spaces and thereby involving people in scenes they aren’t consenting to 

understand that some fetishes are inherently unhealthy and some illegal to actually engage in for good reason and ignoring that is irresponsible at best

[sapphicvevo]

teaching teenagers safe sex but not encouraging them to engage or seek out dangerous sexual situations or sex with a partner who doesn’t care about them in an attempt to be ‘sexually liberated’ 

[maisiewilliams]

if only?? notre dame was real?????

[shortvideosandstuff]

[revisitingleverage]

417: The Radio Job

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[unpretty]

lots of folks saying “oh you should see the california king” but

in a california king we would actually be four inches closer

[itswalky]

maybe they’re putting their california kings sideways

[ineedcymbals]

Consider though: the Alaska King.

[unpretty]

i can’t believe i have to buy a new mattress AGAIN

[unpretty]

this bespoke keyboard horseshit is exactly the kind of thing i’d blow thousands of dollars on if i had crazy money, even though i would literally have to design the entire rest of the room around it

[theintrovertnation]

[japanese-studies]

[quiet-nymph]

Photography by daisukephotography

[manwiththesquidhat]

I’m sitting on the toilet.

[mori--calliope]

[jaehaerys1]

[gay-tm]

today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”

girl just throw the whole husband out

[wildplantts]

Fellas is it gay to eat food?? I mean you are putting stuff in your mouth and swallowing it 🤔🤔🤔