CAKE!!!

(TW FOR UNREALITY, POSSIBLE CHILD NEGLECT, SUICIDAL IDEATIONS AND RELIGIOUS TRAUMA) sfawtde kintsugi au blog wowa...

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YELLO YELLO!!!!

IM CAKE ANON BUT YOU CAN CALL ME..cake? yeah, sure!! call me cake!! >:3

USE HE/HIM (...they/them is okay too i think) FOR ME PRETTY PLEASEE!!

mmm what elsee...OHH! i like playing minecraft (my skin is just the cake texture <:3)

andd uhh...AH, MY SISTER SOMETIMES USES MY ACCOUNT, so if i say stuff that doesn't...sound like me, THEN ITS THEM!

HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYBODY!!! >:)

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hello! im cake anon's mod, call me nate and use he/it whilst referring to me, please <3

i doubt ill post any lore or interesting stuff on here but ill make tags just in case:

- #cakesspeaks - will be for cake's posts

- #moldycake - will be for... lore?

- #curiosity be upon ye - ...?

- #nate's rambles - mod speaking!

im just a little anon apart of this rather big and awesome rp!! (lwk feel like a fan invited to the stage by its favorite idol but yk we ball!!)

- @derhutchins333 (derek)

- @averyposting (avery)

- @roachinyourhair (roach)

- @p4inting-ur-he4rt (miranda)

- @takeaquillpill (quinn)

- @faulty-v3ssel (dahi)

- @itwasakanonevent (kalei)

- @whitespace-hub (xiv/14)

- @searchin4arealitythatdoesntexist (squig)

(those are not all the blogs in the au!!) go check them out, theyre all so talented <33

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Hello to the both of you! I suppose I've only talked to Wren, but how are you both doing today? Apologies for my extended absences, life has been quite hectic as of late.

ssosry sho srr you?

i just eoke uo

.. k fell ssleeo really early yesterday

[sacredshepherd]

Ah! Cake, am I correct? It's nice to meet you, bud. I'm Annas, I've spoken to your sibling once or twice now.

Take some time to wake up, don't worry. I don't mind waiti

Okay, give me one moment, sweetheart.

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oksys

hi snnsnz :)

inenmomdng to ehst?

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Hello to the both of you! I suppose I've only talked to Wren, but how are you both doing today? Apologies for my extended absences, life has been quite hectic as of late.

ssosry sho srr you?

i just eoke uo

.. k fell ssleeo really early yesterday

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- ∞

[ This ask is directed toward the moderator, however I will not protest to an in-character ask. ]

hhhiiii mmr!!

greteindgd :)

- nate

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Texts from @itwasakanonevent to Wren

[My dear Kalei]: imsorry

[My dear Kalei]: im sorry i hurt you. im sorry. i know it’s terrible i talk to you both but idont have anybody else who. is humanlikeme

[My dear Kalei]: im sorry wren im so sorry

[My dear Kalei]: i nevermeant hurt im sorry

[My dear Kalei]: why is everyonearoundme always hurt

[My dear Kalei]: dear wren im sorry you had to meet me. and imgladimet you. andimsorry for that too

[Dear Wren]: Pardon?

[Dear Wren]: My dear, are you alright?

[Dear Wren]: What sparked this conversation starter?

[Dear Wren]: I'm glad I met you too.

[itwasakanonevent]

[My dear Kalei]: peeiple said ive. just done bad. to you

[My dear Kalei]: iwantto help so bad

[My dear Kalei]: ivenever had family ididnt have to lie to to keep before. itsscary

[My dear Kalei]: i don’t want to. be terrible. pleaseyou matter. icant hagesomethjnfhappen plessse. please.

[My dear Kalei]: imso tireditsso dark

[My dear Kalei]: ccantficking breathe

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[Dear Wren]: Dear.

[Dear Wren]: Breathing exercises. Can you do them by yourself, or do you need my voice to guide you?

[Dear Wren]: Ignore any motherfucker saying you've done bad.

[Dear Wren]: Cake adores you.

[Dear Wren]: I do too. [MESSAGE DELETED]

[Dear Wren]: You're the best big sibling one could be for him.

[itwasakanonevent]

[My dear Kalei]: iwant to be

[My dear Kalei]: inever got the proper chance to learn how

[My dear Kalei]: the woods are so eerie at night

[My dear Kalei]: imscared

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[Dear Wren]: Are you still in the woods?

[Dear Wren]: Please, be safe.

[Dear Wren]: Don't give me a heart attack now.

[Dear Wren]: ... Sorry. Poor attempt at a joke.

[Dear Wren]: Can I help?

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Texts from @itwasakanonevent to Wren

[My dear Kalei]: imsorry

[My dear Kalei]: im sorry i hurt you. im sorry. i know it’s terrible i talk to you both but idont have anybody else who. is humanlikeme

[My dear Kalei]: im sorry wren im so sorry

[My dear Kalei]: i nevermeant hurt im sorry

[My dear Kalei]: why is everyonearoundme always hurt

[My dear Kalei]: dear wren im sorry you had to meet me. and imgladimet you. andimsorry for that too

[Dear Wren]: Pardon?

[Dear Wren]: My dear, are you alright?

[Dear Wren]: What sparked this conversation starter?

[Dear Wren]: I'm glad I met you too.

[itwasakanonevent]

[My dear Kalei]: peeiple said ive. just done bad. to you

[My dear Kalei]: iwantto help so bad

[My dear Kalei]: ivenever had family ididnt have to lie to to keep before. itsscary

[My dear Kalei]: i don’t want to. be terrible. pleaseyou matter. icant hagesomethjnfhappen plessse. please.

[My dear Kalei]: imso tireditsso dark

[My dear Kalei]: ccantficking breathe

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[Dear Wren]: Dear.

[Dear Wren]: Breathing exercises. Can you do them by yourself, or do you need my voice to guide you?

[Dear Wren]: Ignore any motherfucker saying you've done bad.

[Dear Wren]: Cake adores you.

[Dear Wren]: I do too. [MESSAGE DELETED]

[Dear Wren]: You're the best big sibling one could be for him.

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Texts from @itwasakanonevent to Wren

[My dear Kalei]: imsorry

[My dear Kalei]: im sorry i hurt you. im sorry. i know it’s terrible i talk to you both but idont have anybody else who. is humanlikeme

[My dear Kalei]: im sorry wren im so sorry

[My dear Kalei]: i nevermeant hurt im sorry

[My dear Kalei]: why is everyonearoundme always hurt

[My dear Kalei]: dear wren im sorry you had to meet me. and imgladimet you. andimsorry for that too

[Dear Wren]: Pardon?

[Dear Wren]: My dear, are you alright?

[Dear Wren]: What sparked this conversation starter?

[Dear Wren]: I'm glad I met you too.

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Cake? what the hell is going on?

-k ( @itwasakanonevent )

SSHSY

whey arEYO UJEEHRE

YOURE DYINV

YORUE DYING AND YOY LIED TO ME SAUINF YIUA RENF

WHY DOES VERYONE KEEP LYONG TI ME ABOUT SSERUOUS SRUFF

WHY CNSF K NKT JKNOW UORUE IN DNAEGR

ehehy cns ti ntonknow i wornt havenehou for muchc longger

[itwasakanonevent]

Cake. oh god.

…i thought i would find more answers. i do not want to go. i have told everyone that i will not die.

i am just scared at times.

please speak to me. okay?

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i dotn ean lose you

irnotnt snas

rjyour and big sksyer are my onyl gsfsmily

pellsd

ic snt gstsnd yhe rhfohhht of youbdyibf

itsz mkaing mee hurt

[itwasakanonevent]

Cake? i’m texting you right now. i’ll stay texting you for a while if you need.

i can start explaining things to you and your sister if that’ll help you feel better.

once Fia is home with me and Kat, maybe we can visit you. i can give you a hug.

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ioksu

oajay

csll? wnanan. eharbdysiur voice

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Cake? what the hell is going on?

-k ( @itwasakanonevent )

SSHSY

whey arEYO UJEEHRE

YOURE DYINV

YORUE DYING AND YOY LIED TO ME SAUINF YIUA RENF

WHY DOES VERYONE KEEP LYONG TI ME ABOUT SSERUOUS SRUFF

WHY CNSF K NKT JKNOW UORUE IN DNAEGR

ehehy cns ti ntonknow i wornt havenehou for muchc longger

[itwasakanonevent]

Cake. oh god.

…i thought i would find more answers. i do not want to go. i have told everyone that i will not die.

i am just scared at times.

please speak to me. okay?

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i dotn ean lose you

irnotnt snas

rjyour and big sksyer are my onyl gsfsmily

pellsd

ic snt gstsnd yhe rhfohhht of youbdyibf

itsz mkaing mee hurt

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You're not selfish, you're twelve. I assure you, this isn't a punishment or test. All of you are just people with unfortunate circumstances.

You are a very good child, little one. Please don't believe you'll be punished for deeply caring for those you love. For wanting them to stay with you. They don't want to leave you, either.

You are just a boy with a big heart. Any god who sees that and deems it unworthy of happiness isn't one you should trust.

imsms rory

im ssos sory

is snan be good ie sna be kidn and hopfufl

ehey cnet gi be ahy of those

ii wnans go to hew en btunis sid so msnh sinfuks stuuf

..

astsat

stsr i dodnt ens kskek to die

plesse

i dornr wns tmy bif siblinf to me gonr

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Cake? what the hell is going on?

-k ( @itwasakanonevent )

SSHSY

whey arEYO UJEEHRE

YOURE DYINV

YORUE DYING AND YOY LIED TO ME SAUINF YIUA RENF

WHY DOES VERYONE KEEP LYONG TI ME ABOUT SSERUOUS SRUFF

WHY CNSF K NKT JKNOW UORUE IN DNAEGR

ehehy cns ti ntonknow i wornt havenehou for muchc longger

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You're not any more selfish than anyone else for not wanting those you love to die. Of course, death may be an escape for those in pain, but I don't believe I've met anyone that would truly prefer the people they care for to no longer be alive.

I myself have wished many times for a way to keep the ones I care for alive. Your lifespans are so short to me, they... no amount of time short of infinity will ever be enough. I take a small solace in the fact that they will live on within me, in my memories.

by t

htut

Gdo is sdoifng thies to tsje hrem

. .. in a very cruesl aay

but

kaleis wkllgnognto heaven andd bessfe and haooy there

km selfish wowkfir àntifnf them tod stau with us

dqg lp vlqixo iru zdqwlqi wr glh lp. vlqixo iru zdqwlqj wrqjr iluvw lp vlqixo lp dlqilo np qrw jrmqi wr hkdyhq mp qir loo euxhq lq khoo

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Little one, please calm yourself. That anon only wished to cause you distress, I promise you all will be fine.

One day you will live without pain. You and your friends will be happy and safe, just like you want them to. Don't listen to the words of those who only seek to break your heart.

but sehe was tright

he was rirgth

jalei ssisd rheyr were sdyjng but okawydd jt off once ethey found out they were tlakjnf ti me

ims edlfish

ims elfishs for not wanign fhem to xie

im selfish for not wnating god to take rhem

im slefoshish

im sinfjk

i need to rpsy i ened to pray im sinfuksim sinfudlim sdihfuk

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sohdvh Jrg, pdnh wkh looqhvv zruvh vr l grqw kdyh wr vhh wkhp glh

pdnh ph glh vrrqhu

ohw ph jr wr khdyhq zlwkrxw sdlq sohdvh Orug wklv kxuwv vr pxfk

l mxvw zdqw pb idplob wr eh vdih dqg kdssb

l grqw zdqw wr vhh zuhq jhwwlqj zruvh ru ndohl ehlqj eolqg dqg gblqj iluvw l grqw zdqw wr l grqw zdqw wr l grqjzdqw jr l grqw z d u wu l grjqhqvwewr

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I dunno about THAT one, buddy. Kalei already ran away from the city so you wouldn't have to watch them die. Their liver is failing and, uh.

Well. You seem to be just a bunny, so let me help you out~

YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT A LIVER, IT'S IN THE NAME~!

That, aaaand, their heart is flat. They keep collapsing because of it. Your poor sister has to scrape them off the floor... sometimes their heart takes a few minutes to start back up. In case you didn't know this, you can't live without a heartbeat, either!

Oh, don't worry, Elias Mayne. Kalei won't EVER have to see you die. They're going blind, too. If they're lucky, you'll die a few months from now, and they won't even get to see you one last time.

Isn't it so, so, deliciously unlucky? Some hard cheese to deal with for sure. Oh me oh my, I just have to stay and watch, I just hope my husbands don't-

Ahhhhhh, my dearest Mis. Fortune. She's a hoot, that one. What a shame to be dizzy for that dame... her gams may be smooth, but her words are smoother, that's for sure! Don't worry about what she says, little sweet treat. She's only focused on spitting and stirring up trouble, but me? I prefer to look on the more... optimistic side!

Think of it this way- that friend of yours loves ya. May be down on their uppers, but someone that dedicated? That's someone ya don't leave behind!

Now, I'm off to go catch my moll and get her under control. Keep your chin up, alright little fella? This world's lousy with tragedy, so ya gotta keep your eyes on your prize. Savvy?

Sincerely, your most beloved,

Mister Brighta Daze

I was here too!

Mis. Fortune~

shes msns

get the rawyaa form me

get fher fgawya egr rheer awwyay i ddint like fher

theyre nog fougn bljdn

threure kot

thher csnt

i sotn wnat thrme to dje teyre ny bif sibljgnf i dotn sant fnsm to

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Think of it this way. If you manage to hold on long enough, your dear friend Kalei will die before you! Once your big sibling does it, maybe it won't scare you so bad <3

....you DO know they're dying, riiiiiiiight? You're a kid, but you can't be that dumb. Ask Wren, she'll tell ya!

THEY WONT DIE

NONE OF THREM WILL DIE YOURE JUAT BEING MEAN.

SHUTT UP

kalei will get better and. wrn is oskya and

and

loo jr vrrqhu

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Cake, you aren’t going to die. you will be just fine.

-k ( @itwasakanonevent )

.. i know

im just. so upset

i dont want to be here anymore