[vault]

Hey, I'm AZ & I'm Blogging At Top Speeds of Leisurely

[egberts]

they brought out an entire firetruck to save a mouse

[kaylmao]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[kabber]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[crabapplesinc]

Awesome rooster with shoes I made for my boyfriends birthday this year :]

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[priorwalterxxxii]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[golurkart]

not daily pokemon: scolipede

[nikoco11]

something i have harbored