Sail wvith the wvinds

You say I wvould make a better liar. Vitrex Ampora / 7891 / Orphaner [ Orphaner Dualscar, written by Raz ] [ Independent ] [ Sidebar is mine ]

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[seascollector-blog]

It wvon’t stop. Fuckin’ annoyin’.

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@cutemoniic Ain’t feelin’ like I’m alivwe at all, but greetins, miss Serafine.

[cutemoniic]

Christ, I forgot how formal you are.

Hey. What’s up?

[seascollector-blog]

My lusus ain’t raised an inappropriate Orphaner.

Nothin’ much. Wve’vwe been fishin’ an’ huntin’ monsters for a wvhile nowv. The vwast terror in the abyssal depths ain’t feedin’ itself. Wvhat about you?

[cutemoniic]

Which is fine, but you’re on a public friendly website! Most of the time, ahah. Call me Simon, if you wish.

I’m fine! We just celebrated Easter kind of, my daughter is back and I’m chilling with a friend. I assume you’re also resting, beside work…?

[seascollector-blog]

Okay, sure. If ya insist. Simon it is. Vwitrex for me, then.

The fuck is Easter? But congratulations on yer daughter bein’ back an’ chillin’ wvith a friend. I’m currently groggily hangin’ outta my coop’, but yes, I ain’t wvorkin’ right nowv, if that’s wvhat ya mean.

[seascollector-blog]

@cutemoniic Ain’t feelin’ like I’m alivwe at all, but greetins, miss Serafine.

[cutemoniic]

Christ, I forgot how formal you are.

Hey. What’s up?

[seascollector-blog]

My lusus ain’t raised an inappropriate Orphaner.

Nothin’ much. Wve’vwe been fishin’ an’ huntin’ monsters for a wvhile nowv. The vwast terror in the abyssal depths ain’t feedin’ itself. Wvhat about you?

[seascollector-blog]

Wvhat the fuck is that fuckin’ animated vwideo this wvebsite keeps shovwin’ in may face? I ain’t interested in learnin’ ‘bout Earth.

[seascollector-blog]

@cutemoniic Ain’t feelin’ like I’m alivwe at all, but greetins, miss Serafine.

[seascollector-blog]

Ewv.

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[vriska]

Reblog if you want Vriska Serket to come into your home and punch you in the face, killing you instantly

[versacepromises]

me driving on the freeway: *going 50 mph*

marina playing: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE

me: *speeds up to 160 mph towards a cliff*

[ghost-phage]

That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more :/

[ghost-phage]

¯\_( :/ )_/¯

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this transmisogynist attempted to harass a trans woman by posting a picture of her but they are an idiot so they thought this picture of andrew hussie was a selfie

[parakeet]

The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

[seascollector-blog]

p1x1est1x folgt dir jetzt

Good evwenin’, kid.

[p1x1est1x]

Even1ng, fOss1l.

[seascollector-blog]

Ah, that’s a good one.

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[witchcraftartifact]

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

seascollector:

I don’t wvant anythin ‘xcept for this lull to pass.

I have no quarrel with you.

[seascollector-blog]

Didn’t say ya did, did I ?