imagine your f/o becomes real <3
but instead of them kissing you or saying they're real and they love you or introducing themself properly they get under your bed and tickle your toes at night??!!!!!!
imagine having a date night with your f/o at a fancy restaurant....
imagine them in a fancy outfit to suit the occasion, a bright and warm candle in the middle of the table lighting up both of your faces. Dim lights all over the restaurant, but the candles a tad bit more brighter.
imagine eating with them, then they get some food on their cheek and you grab their face, wiping the food off with a napkin <3
or the opposite and you're eating but you get food on your cheek! But don't worry, your f/o grabs a napkin and wipes the food off <3
then imagine both of you fighting playfully over who gets to pay for it!
imagine your f/o coming home with dirt (or really anything dirty and stinky) on them, and maybe even stinking too.....
but you grab their hand and lead them to the bathroom and put them in a nice bubble bath, cleaning them up and asking about their day as you place kisses on their face too.
or.....imagine your f/o smiling when you come home, but then notice the dirt on you and they grab you, taking you to the bathroom to clean you up in a bubble bath and telling you about how much they missed you!
divider credits | alright so!! this’ll be a long one HAHA do note that i got a LOT of these headcanons (and a few from this video) from Georgelolwut, Mafioso’s official VA !!! (specifically his Mafioso Forsaken streams)(please check him out he’s so cool)
MAFIOSO (+ goons) HEADCANONS
Mafioso (or Don Sonnellino) is a ruthless man-killer, loving to take names and knock out teeth. He’s quite serious, too–– though a playful glint can be heard in the Boss’s tone from time to time.
- As seen in his voice lines, he feels pity for Guest1337; “Soldiers don’t go to hell.” He enjoys teasing (if that’s the right word) Elliot, and he hates Chance.
- Don’s quite proud of his family name - we see this in his voice lines, too. He’s also the Sonnellino Mafia Boss.
- Despite having only Chance on the target list, Mafioso kills all the survivors because of the “no witnesses” policy.
- Mafioso’s snarky when he gets hit - maybe he doesn’t like feeling like he underperformed / got the wool pulled over his eyes.
- Friendly with his men; looser accent.
- Usually doesn’t have this much fun during his jobs; likes the “game” they’re all (forcefully) playing.
- Don enjoys quieter environments - “ah, peace and quiet” when VA won as killer
- Don does NOT fuck with eels - likes seafood, just not eels.
- Don’s favorite food is pizza. A shocker. But besides pizza, he’s “a fish and chips” and “a footlong guy”, along with pasta dishes.
- Doesn’t like pirates - some would call HIM one but he prefers the term “financial opportunist”
- Extremely petty when it comes to Chance. will throw ANYONE who flips a coin out of his casino. He also likes gambling, considering he owns a casino.
- Don’s semi-unemotional when he’s the killer because he views this as a job + he’s rather smug. He thinks he’s an unstoppable, big, bad mafia man - and he sorta is.
“Next time, bring a bear trap.” when killing Taph (unofficial line)
“Hey, Builderman, I got a suggestion. Build a coffin.” (unofficial line)
When killing Builderman, “Go build yerself a better job.” (unofficial line)
When done killing Taph, “Maybe you should shut yer trap. Damn, I should’a said that when he was alive.” (unofficial line)
After killing Elliot, “Don’t worry, I’ll leave ya a tip.” (unofficial line)
- If in a situation where he’s chasing Chance and someone’s being a pest, Don’ll let his boys take care of it. (he wants that gambler DEAD)
Chance is all like, “H–– hey, I got that done, right? Didn’t I?”
“No. No, ya didn’t.”
“I–– no, no, no, you’re bein’ silly! Silly billy Don!” (I imagine Don’s not too happy after this)
- Chance doesn’t like the blunt force approach. Mafioso likes it.
Chance will be like “HEYHEYHEY WAIT–– wanna play some games?”
“…” [CONTINUES SLASHING HIM] (will indulge him in his idiocy by not immediately killing them)
“WAIT!!!! before you kill me… would $5 help??”
“… I could live without.” [KILLS]
- Tacking on, Chance calls Don by his first name, but it’s clear the gambler’s afraid of the mafioso.
- Don is THE king when it comes to badass lines / quips:
“I have a wife and daughter I’m gonna return to!” - g1337
“I’ll send ‘em some flowers in the mail.”
- Don has a dry, sarcastic sense of humor - at least, when chasing down a target. He usually mocks the survivors during his kill lines.
- He’s not TOO chatty - just chatty enough. The sort of person to sit in silence if the other is also a quiet person.
- Mafioso says their name, “Chance,” like it’s an expired liquor on his tongue: disgust, vile, hatred. The saliva formed with the movements of his lips is poisoned by the syllables.
- Don’s indifferent about almost all survivors except: Shed, Taph, 007, Elliot, Guest1337, and (obv) Chance: Shed n Taph are annoying, he doesn’t trust 007 (“hackerman”), likes Elliot (“pizza guy”), respects 1337. and. we know Chance
- Don tried to recruit Slasher. he… didn’t say anything..
“Okay - you drive a tough bargain…. what about THREE times the pay, eh?”
“…”
- Mafioso has the same feelings about Noli as he does John Doe: fear, “Noli’s kinda a freak.” Unnerved by Guest666, dislikes Doombringer for the same reason as 1x: probably an asshole.
- Mafioso will absolutely fight someone that’s obviously way more powerful than him if they disrespect him OR his family.
- Unironically says, “Why I oughta…” and has no clue why his goons immediately cover their mouths (they’re giggling)
- “What are you even wearin’? Thought you were supposed t’be the pizza delivery guy.” Don says to MS3-4 Elliot (LMFAO)
“Why do you look like a pop star? Take that off, that’s not dignified.”
- Picky about fashion - perhaps especially towards folks he likes… (im grasping straws at the second part)
- Mafioso might feel like Chance did him dirty.
- MAYBE Builderman helped build the Sonnellino casino, MAYBE Don likes builderman (if he did help with the casino, that is.)
- A portion, if not the whole Sonnellino Casino, is rigged.
- Don respects Consigliere (white hat) the most, 2nd in command. 3rd in command is Caporegime (shades)
- Don’s afraid of the IRA
- He swears frequently, both in English and in Italian
- C00lkid and Bluudude play with Mafioso’s men + trash his shit and Don says, “Would you fuckin’ stop?” The boys are shocked (bluudude uses swears but like. he didnt expect DON to use them when ck’s around)
- Grumpy dad energy - especially if things don’t go his way.
- IF forced to babysit, he’d force his boys to do it - sitting in the corner with a newspaper while his boys take care of the kid(s)
- Don’s choice of alcohol is whisky or a martini. As funny as it’d be for him to be a lightweight, Don’s good at holding his liquor.
(Talking to C00lkid) “O’course you don’t gotta pay your taxes, you little kid. Yer too young for that. Also, would’ja stop paintin’ my car red? It is black, not red, okay? It’s not red, or blue, or pink. Tell your friends to leave me alone. And stop touchin’ my stuff.”
- He drives an Alfa Romeo (a luxury sports car, seats 5 people)
- Don watches the Godfather movies. Obviously. He watches SO many mafia movies - claims it’s for educational purposes. it’s not. He also cries every time he watches The Godfather Part II
- More of a cat person than a dog person. “I could do with a cat; a cat could be fun.” Finds Uni the cat hilarious. Loves ‘em.
- Drinks Black / Earl Grey tea, but is much more of a coffee person. He likes small coffee shops.
- His favorite color is black, maybe green because of money.
When asked how to dispose of a body, he replied: “Throw it in the ocean, bury it somewhere discrete, or chop it up and spread around the buried pieces - makes it harder t’track ya.”
- Surprisingly doesn’t really care if the debtor is a couple of days - maybe a week, late with their payment, as long as they pay it in full.
- Mafioso and his boys rough a debtor up first as a warning. Then, if they still haven’t paid, they kill them. To regain any lost money, he steals from the corpse or goes after their family.
- Uses any method that makes his job easier; seems like a traditional methods guy, however.
- Mafioso’s favorite goon is Consigliere, though he wouldn’t consider him a goon, “more like second-in-command.” He likes Soldier, too - very loyal, and he respects that.
- Contractee is the most observant out of the goons, followed by Caporegime. Consigliere is 3rd, and Soldier’s last. To add on, Contractee deals with the money: “collect money and resources,” so he’s good with numbers, I’d argue.
- Contractee and Consigliere are the most athletic.
- Contractee is silly !!! and so is Soldier n Consigliere. Arguably, the most serious one is Caporegime.
- Don wears rings: one on his left pinky finger and one on his left ring finger. He’s not married (canonically, at least)
- Would POSSIBLY hate iTrapped, considering their relations to Chance. Possibly.
- Between pancakes and waffles, he’d choose waffles. Don likes a bit of pie occasionally. Would FUCK UP a muffin. He also loves Italian sweets, such as cannolis.
- Night owl. Obviously…
- Autumn’s his favorite season.
- Likes the gothic aesthetic!
- People call him “The Mafioso.” It’s a nickname - whether given by his boys or an outsider is still a mystery. Nevertheless, everyone calls him it.
- To unwind, Don usually has a drink whilst lounging and listening to the radio.
- As gifts, Don appreciates fancy things: nice bottles of alcohol, cufflinks, jewelry. And instead of his normal wear, he’d wear a nice, expensive fur coat. Casually, he’d take his (normal) coat off; likes dressing up smart.
- (From @rotten-hazael’s post,) Don’ll blow cigar smoke in your face if you piss him off.
- He walks with his chest leaning forward, a confident, commanding presence.
more specifically for people who experience periods yumeshippers <3
CW: blood mentioned
imagine your f/o coming home and can't find you anywhere, but they open the bedroom door and see you curled up on the bed, crying to yourself about period cramps
they drop everything and run to your side, giving you kisses and comfort, asking you if you need anything
if you need anything, they go to the store and get you pads, a heating pad if you need it, a warm blanket, and snacks, very many snacks.
if you dont need anything then they just snuggle up to you and give you kisses, massaging wherever you're cramping
your f/o loves you!! even if your cramps hurt like hell and you feel icky...
imagine dragging your f/o outside, while it's raining, and laughing while getting your clothes face, and just everything all wet from the rain
if they hate rain, imagine them frowning at getting all wet... but supposing it's fine since you're with them...
if they like/love rain, imagine them immediately grinning at the idea when you tell them. If you don't tell them and just surprise them, imagine seeing how giddy they look
