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So nobody was going to tell me about Tank Chair, huh.

#Textual.#Content for me in particular. Everyone get out of my hogdamn way. I'm about to do unspeakable things to a disabled assassin.

seaslimes

I want art... of my beautiful daughter...

seaslimes

Do not touch her but if you do. Tell me what candy flavor you would be afterwards.

#Clocking into my shift @ the cannibal factory because someone's gotta draw her rack. A thankless job. Truly thankless.#Reposting that tag because it's very relevant still.#Anyway. I love my horrible daughter. I love that she turns everything into sweets & I love that she's really normal about that.#For the ones who don't know. She is fully naked under that coat. She hates most textures. What is the coat made of? Fruit leather?#Probably some sort of weird fondant. I'll have to research leathery textured sweets for this information.#What if the immortal representation of hunger had a big ass. Discuss.#lord starque #Textual.

New emoji combo. 🥛🤢 or 🥛🤮 for when something ages like milk.

#Very pleased with this one. It happened organically—was reacting to politics & needed a shorthand. Might have spoiled something good.#For screenreaders or those with potato laptop. It is the glass of milk emoji + the nauseous face or glass of milk + vomiting face.#Use as you wish. Pick your poison. If you will permit the pun.#Textual.

seaslimes

I want art... of my beautiful daughter...

seaslimes

Valid to eat fingers, perhaps.

#My favorite part about drawing her is the first sketch looks normal but then I put the spooky on it. She ends up looking like such a freak.#Ideal state for her to be in—why else would I be here—but you may understand that this is incredibly funny to me.#Clocking into my shift @ the cannibal factory because someone's gotta draw her rack. A thankless job. Truly thankless.#Reposting that tag because it's very relevant still.#lord starque #Textual.

I want art... of my beautiful daughter...

#Laying face down in a puddle of my own tears. Art of Lord but I have to be the one who makes it. 1000 years of torment.#Clocking into my shift @ the cannibal factory because someone's gotta draw her rack. A thankless job. Truly thankless.#Textual.#lord starque

Guess who got his faggot certification!!!!!

#Intersex diagnosis: locked in. HRT: prescribed. Wheelchair: in consideration.#Never kill yourself.#About to be such a menace about dicks & sex & men. I would apologize but why else do people follow me.#Don't worry. I will still be hagmaxxing. Someone has to draw Sellia as wide as she is tall with tits to match. Amen.#Fuckkkk. It feels good to be on the right track.#About me.

apolladay

Without searching it up, do you know at least one song that includes your first name? Not just the title but in the lyrics.

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 6

#Ya gotta love a good Modern Day Cain. IDKHow once again supreme in remarkably hyper specific songs for me.#About me.#polls & community #reblog

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This House Has Puppets in It — crackedshades, fiddlestick

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck fanfic #lil cal #bro strider #dirk strider #this house has puppets in it #Mind the tags on that thang because it gets all kinds of gnarly. I'm normal about it but hoowee.#Also. For the enlightened. Dave is appropriately weird about dead bodies in this one. That's how you know there is peak.#Still holding out for the secret DamzDirk. A man can dream. Who else would be leaving a shitton of hair in the shower drain.#Minor note. There is a Cybertruck in this fic. Please understand this is plot relevant & horrible in every way. Amen.#Excuse me while I draw more fanart. Specifically of the medical examiner. For my health.#HANNA TAG #ART TAG #text & images

grimoiremanifest

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

grimoiremanifest

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

#Would it be fucked up of me to queue this up for 2033 just to ensure the joke lands a second time.#Would Tumblr even still be around? Let's find out. It gets a reblog in 2026 & then another one 7 years later. See you then.#text & images #reblog

luouchie

piece from a while back Heh.. mob mobmobmob mob Mob

#1000 years from now. When I am cold & buried. They will dig me up to ask about MP100 & I will still be thinking about this image.#What a beautiful pop of color. Feels natural. Full of motion & emotion.#Extremely good. I will be eating this art for sustenance.#Insp.#MACK TAG #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #text & images #reblog

newleechonlife

is prev eyes or teeth

eyes

teeth

Voting ended onFeb 20

#Definitely eyes. What with the art & all.#polls & community #reblog

Cracking the code. Not enough people realize they are attracted to RUDE girls rather than MEAN girls [or vice versa] & get butthurt when the wrong one approaches.

See also, the WEIRD girl versus ALT girl issue. One eats bugs & the other is bugs.

#Textual.#Formerly rude weird girl. Trust my words when I say people claimed they wanted that were actually looking for mean alt girls.#Which is okay. Chase your bliss. Know your heart & find the match for you. But know that the difference is incredibly stark.#''What is the difference between mean & rude?'' So glad you asked. You didn't but I'm acting like you did. The difference is:#Mean girl is cruel. Rude girl is not polite. Mean girl smiles & doesn't mean it. Rude girl doesn't bother smiling because fuck you.#These are perfectly natural & normal types of girl. They come in all shapes + sizes + former / current genders. Do not get it twisted.#I know many mean girls & many rude girls. They are often what keeps me from exploding my life out of sheer masculine tomfoolery.#Addendum. Stop conflating tomboys with weird & alt girls. Tomboys are another type of girl which can intersect with the aforementioned.#But you must understand that tomboys is different the way a fag & an effeminate man are different. Listen to me. It is different.#Sometimes the effeminate man can be a little faggy. But it is not the default association & shits on the power of a nonconforming dude.

Valentine's Day tomorrow. I have plans, naturally, because married people apparently still do V-Day stuff— Who knew! —but I need to know what weirdo character porn I should draw in celebration. Or should I go normie this year. SFW sweetness. Handh•lding.

#Textual.#Gotta slip the perversion into the mix somehow. Somewhere. Someway. Maybe I'll finally draw Homestuck Valentines.#Y'all remember when PesterQuest came out & everyone was using the sprites to make crazy OOC valentines for mass use.#My favorite was people blatantly misunderstanding Karkat so half said ''I WOULD FUCK YOU.'' What are we doing here.#This should read like an AM rant. We're not going far enough here.

huffylemon

#reblog #text & images #Got this one queued up. Think it'll be a real hit in about a year.#Take note: this was typed on Feb 10 2025. Will check in later to let y'all know what changed.#Comedy routine.

The worst part about sharing a name with an OC is that sometimes they—not you—are a little bitch who needs to be smacked around & also is incapable of escaping most situations without being smacked around.

#Textual.#The Godrics are all such stellar examples of physicality but then you get down to the last one & hoo boy.#That boy is made of wet paper + some string if we're being honest. Would not survive a stiff breeze.#Let alone the horrible things that continuously happen to him. Does he deserve it? Every time. But I digress.#MACK TAG #ESPerverse.