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Solid bronze sickles of Luna and Solis. [x]
You: Ancient sickles
Me, an intellectual: medieval Sailor Moon moon sticks
This has to be the best response to “fantasy reptiles with breasts” I’ve ever seen.
Source: Instagram
여어- 히싸씨부리 ( ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート )
“NAFTER NOON!”
Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.
Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan
great names for triplets
waluigi
wal2igi
waluig3
I will always be there for you, Eiji Ohashi
having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
make coffee
regular day:
put water in coffee maker
put coffee in coffee maker
turn on coffee maker
bad day:
take pot from coffee maker
turn on sink
fill up coffee pot
turn off sink
pour water into coffee maker
put coffee pot in coffee maker
open cupboard
get coffee filter from cupboard
get coffee beans from cupboard
put filter in coffee pot
measure coffee
pour coffee into filter
close coffee maker
turn coffee maker on
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
hey girl uhhhh did you know that
blobbyland
In case you are unaware
Crinkley Bottom, aka Blobbyland, is an abandoned theme park in Lancashire dedicated to this beloved abomination
Blobbyland, uhhhh. It isn't so much a theme park as like a themed....park? idk what you call them. like no rides to speak of it's just a collection of concrete shells of houses where Mr Blobby mascot characters are meant to walk around and interact with guests
Here are some fun and entirely true Blobbyland facts
Blobbyland Morecambe, aka Noel Edmond's World of Crinkley Bottom, opened in July 1994 and closed. in November 1994.
It was meant to save the area's flagging economy and be the greatest coup of the local council's careers. Instead it arguably killed Morecambe's entire economy stone dead.
As part of a marketing stunt, a nearby train station changed its name to Bare Crinkley Bottom. this isn't part of the saga, it's just funny
People genuinely thought this was a great idea. it was literally. Like ten concrete houses and a man in a Mr Blobby suit. that somehow cost the council £300,000 and would have needed 250,000 visitors in the first three months to break even
They did not break even
After a month, to prop up waning visitors, they granted Blobbyland a liquor licence. now it contained ten concrete houses, Mr Blobby, and a lot of very drunk people
They closed it down after 17 weeks and tried to sue Noel Edmonds for its failure
Now they owed Noel Edmonds £950,000 in damages for bringing a spurious suit
The total cost of BlobbyGate was somewhere around £2.6 million of taxpayer money from the people of Morecambe
They never demolished Blobbyland
It's still out there. Waiting. Mouldering. Regularly being invaded by urban explorers.
Is Mr Blobby also still out there in the concrete corpse of his home in the Lancaster woods? Perhaps. Who among us can truly say?
There's also an abandoned Blobbyland in Somerset which is way more complete and therefore horrific in photos, but doesn't have the distinction of nearly destroying an entire town within 4 months.
Wait are we all ignoring that you apparently threw a shark once? Please tell us more!
My family likes to vacation in Topsail, North Carolina, which is a little barrier island mostly covered in vacation homes. We rent a huge house in their off season, when most people consider it too cold to be at the beach, and we, with our icewater blood, consider it quite pleasantly deserted.
I love going for walks at night, especially when there’s a clear sky, so I, age sixteen, would go a few miles up the beach around midnight most nights. One night, while still about a mile from our house, I saw something rolling in the surf.
“That’s either a plastic bag caught on a log,” I thought, “Or a four foot shark.”
I jogged over. It was not a plastic bag caught on a log.
The shark was moving and didn’t appear to be hurt, but was caught in water only an inch or so deep, being pushed higher with every wave. I was by myself, and didn’t own a cell phone, and couldn’t see a house with lights on in either direction. There was nobody around. Leaving to go get help would probably take long enough for him to suffocate. The best thing I could do for this shark, I figured, would be to get him back in the ocean.
I have no idea how he wound up so high on the beach, because it was a very shallow slope. I’d have to carry him a good fifteen or so feet to get him into water deep enough to swim. It was nearly a full moon, so I could sort of see what I was doing. I got a grip on the shark, careful not to squeeze too hard, in case he was hurt, and picked him up. He didn’t like that at all.
I started walking into the water. Here’s a thing I didn’t know about sharks: They’re pretty damn flexible. I got a couple steps with this shark, looked down, and realized there were a hell of a lot of teeth coming directly at my forearm.
It occurred to me that I had not thought this through very well.
I’m not proud of what I did. It seemed like the best way to get this shark back in deep enough water and avoid dropping thirty pounds of very bitey animal directly on my own toes. So.
I yote the shark with as much force as I could muster.
He curved through the air like a thing of beauty, all angry and toothsome in the moonlight, and splashed wonderfully into the deeper waters. I caught a glimpse of fin diving away shortly after.
And that’s the last I saw of him.
my name Hellen, i walk the sand, i lift the shark stuk on the land. before the teeth can find their mark, i thro the fish, i yote the shark.
im fuckin weeping
Curious female shark showing off swimming on her back.This is rare to see ! 🤯
Sweet big head, no thoughts, water puppy 😍
“Is that normal??”
“No”
*high-pitched chaotic laughter*
@lemonsharks
@healthysharkshealthyocean
it would be very difficult for me to resist giving her some belly scratches
We’ve all been there
this is about gaming after work
In the data of Super Mario Galaxy, this unused model of a Super Mushroom exists. Although it does not appear in-game, it is crucial to the operation of the game as large amounts of the code reference it. If it is deleted from the game’s files, the game will not function whatsoever, not even being able to start up.
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load bearing super mushroom
@otahkoapisiakii
I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood
It’s so true…
This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
William Orpen NUDE GIRL READING
Dimensions: 36.61 X 29.92 in (93 X 76 cm) Medium: oil on canvas
when ur vibing and remember you haven’t given yourself a breast check in 2 months