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[seaweed-smoker]

Hello, Elisabeth das Musical fandom

[kitkenk]

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

[eternalglitch]

I have read 26 books so far this year! Shooting for a nice 52 as the goal as I am getting back into novels.

[klunkcat]

26? heh. I've read 953. thats 119 per month. I was reading four whole books every day. I do nothing but read. I've forgotten to eat. I fear I am slowly being entombed within the walls of my own library for my hubris, but I'm unable to look up from the page. I'm reading right now my own words, as though my hands were possessed. The eighth tier. The ninth. More books, like bones before me. Fortunato! You, reading this now, walk over my enclosed tomb of words, for the half of a century no mortal has disturbed them.

[byrdybyrd02]

Yea same to all of that but it’s 954 books. Drops my mic. Now who’s winning

And only 953 of them were graphic novels and picture books

[seaweed-smoker]

I read three hundred billion, actually. Heh. 😏

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

marta bertello

[darkshrimpemotions]

Crucial to understanding the gender politics of Dracula is that when the men exclude Mina to protect her they are WRONG. They are manifestly wrong according to the text and it isn't ambiguous. Jonathan dislikes hiding things from Mina. It isn't natural to their relationship, which has always been one of equal partners. Mina hates it and is distressed by it. Once again Van Helsing and Jack are smugly sure it's the right thing to do, having learned nothing from Lucy's fate.

Everyone is all "I suppose we must play our gender roles as god intended" but the narrative lets us know this is a bad idea because it almost dooms them all. Dracula gets to Mina because they shut her out, even after it was her studiousness and thoughtfulness that brought them well over half the vital information they have. And they would not have defeated him without her. If he had killed her before they realized what he was doing, they would all have been doomed. They were a hair's breadth from losing everything due to their insistence on treating Mina like a helpless baby for just a few days. As it was, they lost plenty for taking so long to cut it the fuck out.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

[poidkea]

I’ve been reading Dracula for the first time, im about halfway through, here’s my take on it so far

The polycule learns about monster hunting

[cry-ptidd]

Preaching my #truth

[0liivvyy0]

i hate him he’s actually so unbelievably stupid

[cosmomatic]

when i read a book that's called a classic for a reason

[mortuary9]

it's been a while

print✦

[merryweathart]

Kids, always remember to hate on generative ai, fascism and the patriarchy ✨️ (frame ref)

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[strangegutz]

Little Menaces - Bug Tea Party - Star

OOAK handmade art doll

[miikrowelle]

here I am with another silly post (I love doing these..)

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[villiedoom]

The darkness chained between two lights. The more you suppress, the more it consumes you. And so her voice became your cry.

[the-supernatural-atheist]

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

[the-supernatural-atheist]

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

[makaeru]

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

[marzipanandminutiae]

this is exactly why I love talking about historical passive heating and cooling techniques

oh wow the glass-tower office buildings we constructed when we thought air conditioning and central heating would never have downsides...have downsides?

and we're still building them?

while the Victorian house museum where I work, with thick walls and small windows and big wooden shutters stays ~10 degrees above (winter) or below (summer) the outside temperature for days on end with no help at all?

uh. okay then

(also public transit. the history of public transit in the US is infuriating, because we had it! and then we destroyed it!)

[headspace-hotel]

THIS IS SO TRUE