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Taylor’s longest songs;

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source

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hold on

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Domestic terrorist masterpost

Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.

Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.

Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.

Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.

Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.

Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.

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Emily Lewis of Dayton, Ohio, now fired from her job at Taylor Communications.

Adam Johnson of Palmetto, Florida, seen here stealing a podium during the violent invasion of the Capitol Building. His wife is Dr. Suzanne Johnson at Davita Medical in Palmetto, Florida.

Pro wrestler James DeFalco aka “Jimmy Jact Cash”. Seen in the news previously for defrauding members of his now-bankrupt gyms of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Derrick Evans recently elected to West Virginia’s House of Delegates. It takes a special kind of domestic terrorist to try to overthrow the federal government while holding an elected position.

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Jenna Ryan a realtor in Frisco, Texas. Are you allowed to hold a realtor’s license when you’ve committed a federal crime? I definitely wouldn’t want her having keys to my house.

Elizabeth Koch from Maryville, Tennessee. Props for outing yourself for federal crimes on national television. Double props for rubbing your eyes with an onion on camera and claiming you got maced.

Paul Davis former Associate General Counsel and Director of HR for Goosehead Insurance Company who fired him for domestic terrorism - and probably also gross incompetence. What kind of lawyer does a media interview while committing a federal crime? I’m guessing the State Bar of Texas is going to disbar him as well but we’re still waiting on that news.

Kristopher Drew licensed cosmetologist at Hair by Kristopher Drew. I’m not sure whether you’re allowed to be a cosmetologist and have a criminal record at the same time but I guess we’re about to find out.

Aaron Mostofsky son of Kings County Supreme Court Judge Steven (Shlomo) Mostofsky. Per the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, “Mostofsky’s brother Nachman, the executive director of Chovevei Zion, a politically conservative Orthodox advocacy organization, as well as a Brooklyn district leader and vice president of the South Brooklyn Conservative Club, also attended the rally Wednesday but did not enter the Capitol.”

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Josiah Colt domestic terrorist and owner of FunnelCraft Co. in Boise, Idaho.

On the left is Nick DeCarlo from Murder the Media and on the right is Nick Ochs, Nazi and member of the Proud Boys. This pair of domestic terrorists posed for a photo inside the Capitol Building during their violent insurrection against the US Government.

Zach Crandall who outed himself for federal crimes.

Eduardo “Nick” Alvear seen here smoking pot inside the Capitol Building because why commit just one federal crime when you can commit two at once and document them both on film at the same time amiright.

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Ben Thomas Crocker of Massachusetts. Apparently sedition and participating in a violent coup attempt makes you a “Maverick” these days.

Jenny Cudd founder of Becky's Flowers in Midland, Texas. Yes this domestic terrorist and white supremacist called herself out as a Becky. Even if you're fine doing business with seditionists (I'm not) I wouldn't recommend booking her for your next special event unless it's five to ten years out.

Dean Gomez, sales manager at Kevin Harris Allstate Agency, who was part of the attempted coup and tried really hard to break in to a federal building but didn't quite manage it. Is your presence at a violent insurrection and intention to overthrow the federal government enough to land you in prison? I guess we'll find out.

Jason Alexander (yes that Jason Alexander), domestic terrorist. #FreeBritney but Jason Alexander belongs in prison for federal crimes.

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Taylor Swift inventing words <3

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Honorable mention for rainso in Hey Stephen

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“baking sheet?” holds so much weight

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new fucked up ben affleck pic dropped

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sorry i should’ve added it

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end of year mood

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nowandlater - sebastian stan smut

The one where Sebastian knows Chris is in love with you, but he can’t help but to want you too.

Warnings: this is nothing but a drabble, kind of public sex, exhibitionism kink, seb is an asshole to Chris, think of this as me compensating for what I did to seb on treacherous, masturbation (f), dirty talk

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When you watch the movie for the hot middle aged actor you have a crush on

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help | sebastian stan one shot

title: help

pairing: seb stan x reader

warnings: depression, covid-related stress, fluff, the cutest fake relationship i’ve ever written

word count: 1K

a/n: this turned out to be really lovely!! it felt so right and fitting, considering most if not all of us are dealing with some mental health issues. anyway i need someone like seb in this 💝

A small room, a chair in front of a desk, filled with papers and few days old coffee mugs, plates and tissues. She’s sat on the chair, drained eyes looking at a dull screen.

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help | sebastian stan one shot

title: help

pairing: seb stan x reader

warnings: depression, covid-related stress, fluff, the cutest fake relationship i’ve ever written

word count: 1K

a/n: this turned out to be really lovely!! it felt so right and fitting, considering most if not all of us are dealing with some mental health issues. anyway i need someone like seb in this 💝

A small room, a chair in front of a desk, filled with papers and few days old coffee mugs, plates and tissues. She’s sat on the chair, drained eyes looking at a dull screen.

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[seb-ass-tian-stan]

help | sebastian stan one shot

title: help

pairing: seb stan x reader

warnings: depression, covid-related stress, fluff, the cutest fake relationship i’ve ever written

word count: 1K

a/n: this turned out to be really lovely!! it felt so right and fitting, considering most if not all of us are dealing with some mental health issues. anyway i need someone like seb in this 💝

A small room, a chair in front of a desk, filled with papers and few days old coffee mugs, plates and tissues. She’s sat on the chair, drained eyes looking at a dull screen.

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