+ Uncle Grandpa incorrect quotes +

🏳️‍🌈🌈 Good Morning!🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Starry: I don't like bugs. Tiny, are you even listening to me? Tiny Miracle: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. Starry, at Pizza Steve: DAAAAAD!

[polen-sillo]

TO ALL BOTS:

stop, please, i'm such a little, itty, bitty boy, what's you're doing is illegal and it makes me feel attacked, I'll be thankful, thank you

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

[jetpack]

When you want to give your fan fiction a home of it’s own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has it’s own website now.

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Mooon Man: Don't go to the kitchen. Pizza Steve: Why? Mooon Man: I saw a spider. Pizza Steve: Well, did you kill it? Mooon Man: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Belly Bag: War is heck!

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Uncle Grandpa: I've connected the two dots. Mooon Man: You didn't connect shit. Uncle Grandpa: I've connected them.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Mooon Man: *types in Pizza Steve* Computer: Your password is too weak. Mooon Man: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Pizza Steve: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Mr. Gus: Navy blue isn't your color. Pizza Steve: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Mr. Gus*

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Uncle Grandpa: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Pizza Steve? Pizza Steve: No. Uncle Grandpa: I think I speak for Pizza Steve when I say it sounds really super.

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Pizza Steve: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Mr. Gus: Is that a picture of you? Pizza Steve: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Pizza Steve : I love you.

Mooon Man: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Pizza Steve and Mooon Man kiss passionately*

Mr. Gus, to Uncle Grandpa: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Uncle Grandpa : *sees Pizza Steve and Mooon Man together*

Uncle Grandpa : They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Mr. Gus: You mean... you ship them?

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Mooon Man: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Mooon Man: Uncle Grandpa is still mad about it, but me and Pizza Steve were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Mooon Man: I love you.

Pizza Steve , not paying attention: What was that?

Mooon Man: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Mooon Man: Wow, Pizza Steve , you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Pizza Steve : We literally slept together yesterday.

Mooon Man: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Pizza Steve : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Mooon Man: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Pizza Steve : Yes.

Mooon Man: I'd sleep.