Who the hell is bucky?

Kristen. 20.

[sebastianssoldier]

Tumblr is nothing but Hey! A new porn site followed you!!

[paprika]

[sebastianssoldier]

me: i've waited 50 years for this

my mom: you're 17

me: i've waited 50 years for this

[wqsnijkfgefdjhklfvedjhknflvd]

My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

[tvandmoviequotes]

[beautifulwreck-colorfulmesss]

Me 99% of the time.

[hannahhillam]

Master post of my hp comics

[swishsmash]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Good job

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bad handwriting is like mumbling on paper.

[shittyidea]

Conserve water by never drinking

[mrsdmrsimrsffimrscmrsumrslty]

Have vodka instead

[unshrink]

ok honestly I am just a trashcan stop giving me so much pressure I’m gonna bend

[schrodingers-slut]

Guess who got shit done today

not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there

[bl-ossomed]

Maybe we’ll meet again, when we’re slightly older and our minds less hectic, and I’ll be right for you and you’ll be right for me. But right now I am chaos to your thoughts and you are poison to my heart.

(via bl-ossomed)

b r a v e n d 

(via bravend)

[sasaq]

[bunnyfood]

FIGHT ME

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[tastefullyoffensive]

BEARGLOVE (via Sophie Gadd)

[cmpavlik]

WOLF THORN

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

swagger

[thequeenbey]

[libertybill]

Oh my god the desperation for youth voters is real.

[official-johnny-joestar]

WOW hillary is so FLEEK with the youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALSO WHIPS AND NAE NAES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[that1guykaiser]

Where’s that gif? You all know which one I mean.

[big-blueboy-scout]

[waxingpoeticbinarythinking-deac]

someone: who hurt you

me: do you want the complete unabridged annotated version or will the beginners introduction suffice