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Sebastian Marcel Smythe, 24, future lawyer. I suggest you stay on my good side.

[sebbysmythe]

starringstjames‌:

Wow, the understated innuendo there was masterful to say the least, Sebastian. Unfortunately for you I am 1) in no need to be loosened up as stated before and 2) not gay, if I’m going to shatter the illusion of subtlety. 

Oh yeah, 100%. But I’m sure those drama channels on YouTube something to talk about. And I’m lucky enough have a nice, niche level of fame which allows me to live my day to day life uninterrupted unless I’m walking right down Broadway or through the heart of Manhattan. I, personally, not see the robot thing, I think that I’m just cool-headed and confident but I’m not going to complain people are under the impression I’m merely an android. 

Well, it was worth a shot. I appreciate the honesty at the very least, even if it is a disappointment.

Let me know if you ever change your mind about keeping out of the spotlight and need to stir up a little bad PR. I’m sure I could be of help.

[sebbysmythe]

pretendingblaine‌:

Yeah… again, sorry about that. He can be a bit of a handful at times. I’m just really glad it didn’t ruin the mood too much.

Well, believe it or not, but I did manage to teach him his name so far. So who knows what we can accomplish with a bit of training. Do you have any pets?

Oh, I could tell. I might just ask that you close the door if there ever were to be a second time.

Impressive for a cat. My parents kept a purebred Samoyed and a French Bulldog around when I was a kid, but my Au Pair mostly took care of them. Pets take too much work, frankly. I don’t want to be tied down.

[sebbysmythe]

starringstjames‌:

I’ll take that as a compliment. And I don’t need ‘help to loosen up’, I’m just not reckless and irresponsible. 

Thank you for admitting it. I don’t know why more actors can’t just focus on their craft and stay out of any negative spotlight, it’s really not that hard. And the comparisons to robots are nothing knew, there was a kid in middle school who used to call me HAL, like the creepy A.I from 2001: A Space Odyssey. 

Your loss. I’ve been told I have deft fingers able to loosen even the toughest of knots.

I’d be a disaster if I were famous, that’s for sure, so I’m not sure if I’m one to judge. I can’t imagine not being able to go to a club without having prying eyes on you. And I don’t know whether you want to brag about being compared to a murderous robot. Unless there’s something you’re not sharing, St. James.

[lozizes]

The best part of my job is when I get to work with a new photographer and they join me when I order a butt ton of junk food to have on set. Nothing makes me happier than a photographer who isn’t a hypocrite. Speaking of, now I’m craving me some Taco Bell.

@pretendingstarters​ 

[sebbysmythe]

If there isn’t a Taco Bell near you, I’m sure Dos Toros will hit the same spot. It’s one of my drunk night favorites when I want a burrito. It’s no crunchwrap supreme, but their burritos do hit a similar spot.

[brooklynariwiles-deactivated202]

Trust me I know the odds of finding a man to meet my unique amazing-ness that is why I look for all beautiful people to fulfill those needs. No luck but still. Oh I have amazing taste. But I can see you do as well. I am Mercedes. 

[sebbysmythe]

Well, high standards are important. Better you find someone worth it rather than any old Joe from Minnesota who may look cute but has the personality of a piece of cardboard. In my opinion, there’s nothing worse than bad taste. Sebastian Smythe.

[sebbysmythe]

biancacarrizales‌:

What’s the story with that? Not to be pushy or anything, but how the hell did you not have a say in your enrollment in law school? Sounds like you’ve got your hands full. 

I don’t know, I’ve never really wanted anything other than to pay my bills. Which is what I’ve been doing as a dancer at Sapphire and then some. 

I’d love to have a more creative answer, but the truth is that my father’s law firm is eventually going to fall into my hands, and expectations, fiscally responsible career -- blah, blah, blah... 

Fair enough. Why fix it if it ain’t broke, as they say.

[quinnfabrayy]

@pretendingstarters

not many people understood why quinn fabray, the daughter of a world-renowned businessman, had decided to pursue the studies and career she ultimately chose. most people expected her to end up in some ivy league school studying law or business like her father. some people even shunned her for picking the complete opposite. a film student? they would ask. sociology? criminal law? what good is it being the daughter of a greedy businessman if all you’re going to do is expose all of our truths? hasn’t daddy given you enough for you to keep your mouth shut? is what they were really asking her. quinn was no stranger to the line of questions that would come when she discussed her career trajectory. despite them, she was determined to prove everyone who’s doubted her wrong. her father, especially. that’s why she spent so much of her time studying at her favorite coffee shop – Jive’s Coffee. they had the best cold brew that tasted of hazelnutand nuts, they were close to campus, and they always let her shut the blinds to the shop whenever the paparazzi followed her there. some of the other regulars actually enjoyed the dark ambiance whenever it happened. it was one of the few places outside of campus where quinn could actually get lost in her studies. and deeply lost she was when she was startled by the sound of the chair across from her squeak against the over-used hardwood floor. she stopped her note-taking, slightly glancing up at the person across from her. she took one of her airpods out of her ear as she stared at the person on the opposite side of the table. “hi,” she said with a small smile. she reached for her phone and paused the music she was playing. looking back up at the person, she slightly raises her eyebrows, curious as to why they were there. “how can i help you?”

[sebbysmythe]

Sebastian could not get out of his Global Data Law class any faster. He slung his bag over his shoulder the moment the professor told them to wrap up and scooped his notebook in his hands, deciding to pack it up as he went. With his internship starting in June, he knew that he would barely had time to breathe between classes and work, and he was starting to wonder how long it would take for his dad to find him if he just ran away.

He had nearly two hours to kill before his next class, and while he knew that he would be better served spending time in the library, the thought made his skin crawl. He squeezed his brow, frowning as he felt a headache coming on, and decided if nothing else, he could get coffee. He didn’t have to walk far to decide where to go. He’d gone with Quinn enough times to know that the shut blinds could only mean one thing.

He stepped in and quickly spotted Quinn alone at a table in the far corner. He had barely sat down across from her before she lifted her head and looked at him. “Yes. You can help me by putting away all of this,” Sebastian said, motioning at the notes, “And taking a break from being such a good student.” He grinned at her. “Still playing catchup from this weekend?”

[diegoquotesbooks]

“Stories are a way of subtracting the future from the past, the only way of finding clarity in hindsight.”

— Valeria Luiselli (Lost Children Archive)

[togrieve-blog1]

is it just me or does it seem like everyone and their brother in this town’s searching for their big break?  like, fame is so impossibly achieved these days?  all you need’s a tiktok account, some appropriated dance moves, access to memes, and you’re golden.  get with the times, people, before the government wises up like it did with vine.                  @pretendingstarters​

[sebbysmythe]

Don’t encourage them. The internet is already overwhelmed with talentless hacks with inflated egos.

[sebbysmythe]

starringstjames‌:

True, although I get less ‘bitchy’ and more ‘asshole’. Two sides of the same coin I guess. That’s something I’ve observed during my time in the Broadway community, there’s typically a gay and straight version for most words.

I’d rather let them think whatever they want and when if I become aware of something wrong, I can step in. I try to do as many Q and A’s as I can in order to avoid any confusion. And I would say that I gain my validation from the fact I’m as successful as I am. If I was bad at what I did, I wouldn’t be where I am.

I could see that. You’re a little too self-serious and austere to be getting called bitchy by most. Someone would need to help you loosen up a little first.

Fine, I concede. You’re the ideal model for how to adapt to fame--hard-working and uninvested in any drama. Potentially a robot, but, if so, your secret’s safe with me.

[sebbysmythe]

quinnfabrayy‌:

you’re my favorite, you know that? molly? i love that girl.  she’s the best. i’m in. i don’t want to be in this dimension this weekend. i don’t even want to remember my name.

And you, Ms. Fabray, are mine. With everything I just got, we can make that happen. You’ll be dancing among the stars. And, as always, you’re welcome to crash at mine afterwards.

[kirinthepretender]

I just wasted my dark day. Got invited somewhere. Said YES, like an idiot. Hanging out with friends is a sham… especially if said friend invites you to a fuckin’ church. If church is for you, God bless, but I could’ve slept all day instead. Could’ve ordered food in, marathoned some trashy TV.

@pretendingstarters​

[sebbysmythe]

That’s the problem. You can never properly commit. Give them a vague enough response that it sounds like you’re coming but still have an out. In any case, I don’t know how you get invited to church without realizing, but I would have left the moment I saw the building.

[sebbysmythe]

pretendingkenzie‌:

Poor guy. All he wanted was to get laid and he lost out all because of that damn ferry. This amused me if you couldn’t tell. 

He’ll find the ideal guy for him, I’m sure. And they can go on dates to meander aimlessly around the mall together like it’s the suburbs. Glad it amused you, though!

[sebbysmythe]

hastingsjuliet‌:

Always a positive ray of sunshine, obviously. Okay, but what if they were just staying in Staten Island for a while but were not from there. I’ve had some pretty great lays from Staten Island. I’ve only ever had bad experiences from people that live in Queens. It’s almost as bad as people from Brooklyn.

See, I was never one for finding the silver lining. In any case, they still chose to stay in Staten Island regardless, and that’s unforgivable enough. My guess is that you’re going with the Brooklyn hipsters, which is your mistake. They think they can do no wrong and coast off the charm of their lofted Williamsburg apartment.

[brooklynariwiles-deactivated202]

Oh see that is why I don’t know it. I am not a gay man nor will I ever be. I try not to judge but like I agree with you on that one.

[sebbysmythe]

Fair enough. Sending you condolences for the plague that is heterosexual men. But at least it sounds like you have taste.

[sebbysmythe]

hastingsjuliet‌:

But what if they were going to be the best lay of your life and you missed out because you didn’t want to take a ferry?

Aren’t we a positive ray of sunshine over here? Wish that were true, but there’s no universe in which someone from Staten Island would be the best lay of my life. I’d have more luck with someone from Queens, and that’s pushing it.

[brooklynariwiles-deactivated202]

So I have been here a year and just started walking and finding little gems or what not and I went to this bakery that served something called a cronut. Now I love me some sweet and all but this just seemed a little weird to me. Though I tried it I didn’t have high expectations but boy was I surprised it was really good. So now I am looking for more gems around town that have delicious foods I never tired; Any suggestions?

@pretendingstarters​

[sebbysmythe]

I could give you a dauntingly long list if you want, but if you don’t try anything else, though, have the corn meringue from Cosme and Maman's chocolate chip cookies. Both are to die for.