Meh.

Fuck gum under

[scream-boat]

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[maxgilardi-deactivated20250515]

never ever ever gets old

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

HELP

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

[luvclud]

gupi is tony hawk’s son btw which makes this even funnier.

[midiport]

[brbjellyfishing]

[lizardsister]

genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

[ghostextremist]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with

anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson

[bogleech]

Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.

[yungalien]

[c0rpseductor]

saw this on twitter and i’m not quite sure about the process here, but figured it could be helpful to anybody who’s homeless and needs the check, so i thought i’d repost it here. if anybody has corrections or things to add, please do! the thread doesn’t contain a lot of information about when you can expect to see this money, unfortunately, so i’m not sure if it’s the fastest or best method for this, and i’m hoping maybe someone else knows of more options.

i’m unfortunately not sure how to do image IDs correctly. however, to summarize, this thread says that anyone who is homeless should go to a tax preparation office, do their 1040 and file an EIP return. if you have a debit card, you can have the stimulus check put on that card. it’s also possible to use a homeless shelter address for this process at the tax preparation office, and to go there to pick it up. tax preparation offices charge a fee, but there is also an IRS program called VITA that can help you file for free, which i link later in this post.

here’s the link to the IRS VITA thing.

the whole thread is here for anyone who wants to get more information from twitter.

[filthyxangel-deactivated2021072]

[kaijuno]

wake up babe new sport just dropped

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[afloweroutofstone]

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

[divamancer]

I love the tumblr app. The way it just [clenches fist] [app crashes]

[zvaigzdelasas]

The growing rift between tumblr culture as practiced on this site & 'tumblr culture' as practiced by expats to twitter is a fascinating example of divergent species evolution when like a cliff or river separates groups

[la-criatura]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

never have i been so overcome with affection for a stranger as i have with the king’s hand guy from twitter

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i’d die for you king’s hand guy

[severeobjectfun]

There's a part 2