IF SOMEONE EVER DECIDES TO CALL ME MON CHER, JUST KNOW WE ARE BASICALLY ALREADY MARRIED. IF I EVEN HEAR THE FIRST SYLLABLE, I AM YOURS. THEY COULD BE SAYING “GIMME YOUR MONEY, THIS IS A ROBBERY,” AND MY BRAIN WOULD IMMEDIATELY BLOCK OUT ANYTHING AFTER MON-. THEIR GOALS ARE NOW MY GOALS AND TOGETHER WE WILL ROB MYSELF OF MY NONEXISTENT RICHES.

















