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Mix butter and water together at the gym
whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me
Do you think that two wizards can fall in love
I think that happens every day on this website
Do you that two wizards can have wild gay sex (with spells)?
I think that happens every day on this website
bandits in skyrim will really spill oil all over the place and rig explosives on the ceilings and then they just live like that. they stand right under them.
Like the fact is, being a gay stereotype when you're gay is actually quite fun and spending years of your life trying to avoid doing it for the approval of homophobes is not fun.
IDK IF THIS IS A TINY HORSE OR A PONY BUT THIS IS SO CUTE
I will not ignore him
Hnnnggggg pond look like egg
Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually need eggs or milk or fresh produce and hightail it
Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll clock in at your place of work, which happens to be across the street from one of the city’s largest synagogues, and you’ll see four white bald men with american flag neck buffs as masks and black hoodies walk towards it and you will, for a moment, question whether people are about to die and debate what exactly it is you need to do about it
Living in DC right now is really fun because my family has decided to make the choice to stay in the city and stockpile groceries for the next two weeks. An estimated 20% of the city will be leaving to shelter elsewhere for the week of the inauguration. Any other time in US history, an inauguration draws in Washingtonians and Americans from across the continent. It is supposed to be a celebration of democracy. Instead, we have empty houses and a city preparing for violence waged by non-residents while our streets and our homes pay the cost.
Living in DC is really fun right now because you’ll get woken up at 6:17 am by the sound of humvees driving down your block. They are on their way to secure one of the dozens of streets, bridges, and highways that are being shut down to keep out white supremacists. A soldier in uniform waves good morning while you get your usual order from Dunkin’ Donuts. He has kind eyes behind the mask. You wonder who he voted for.
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My moms house has high ceilings and those sort of shelf-spaces all around the perimeter of the room, where most people would put vases or decorative plants.
Instead, they put Dimitri's cat bed up there, because he, like most cats, likes to be high up, and also his sister Persephone can't jump up there, so it's a good place for him to relax unperturbed when he needs some alone time. (Dimitri was an only child for the first five years of his life, and is very introverted/private, whereas Pcef needs constant attention, so sometimes he needs time away from her to decompress)
We call this are The Penthouse. Dimitri will frequently look down upon us mere mortals from his heavenly perch.
(it is not uncommon for me to ask, "Where's Mitri?" and be told "He's in the Penthouse.")
A King amongst mortals.
im very slowly compiling stories for the shitty fake story masterpost
but for now i MUST share this one with you
oppa homeless style
Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world
i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much
I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it