morgan !

jjirit jjirit ! sending u a signal 💓

[secretlymadeoutofcups]

hi im back

[jakechillenhaal]

eddie living his best life (´⌣`ʃƪ)♡

[imposterogers]

anyone: this actor improvised a line of dialogue!! haha isn’t that cool! 

me, for the rest of my fucking life: tom hardy improvised the lobster tank scene 

[secretlymadeoutofcups]

hi

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

me: *cracks my knuckles around any adult over 40*

them:

[polurix]

Matt & Thomas the Dank Engine rollin’ down the street, they be rollin’ to the beat

[inuttinmyass]

rebloging since it’s not on tik tok anymore :(

[nether-quartz]

SO WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME BABY ZOMBIES CAN RIDE CATS OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO EXPERIANCE THAT MYSELF

[bisexual-coalblock]

They WHAT

[puoowzns-deactivated20191002]

[bisexual-coalblock]

Hey what the FUCK

[deathdaydreamm]

just some flash

[bbbbb843965704367h-deactivated2]

to all the girls following me: heyyy loll..

[blackpinkofficial]

[IG] 190706 jennierubyjane: In the moods for skyblue, white eyeliner and some long nails

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[humorrelated]

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

[moldlover]

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

[qcrip]

Gawrsh a-hyuck

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

only time i’ve managed to kill a fly with a slap is when i caught two of them fucking

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

[msmcu-deactivated20200711]

hE NAMED IT BARf ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵃᶦᵈ ᶦⁿ

yürop ᵐᵃⁿ

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

[johnnyfourballs]

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain