im not like those other chairs ;)

I drink cleaning solutions and watch Full House. Donate to my Paypal. main blog

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[gryffon]

What's the worst movie you've seen this year?

brad and i went to go see paul blart mall cop 2 on its opening night and there were 5 people in the audience including us, two people on a date, and a single man in full naruto cosplay

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[lesbiansassemble]

i searched “canciones” in spotify to try and find a playlist of spanish songs, and this was the most popular playlist they had, i’m dying

(Songs for walking like Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3)

[ice-block]

Alright y’all who want to plot all of my tumblr posts with me just like the popular tumblr bloggers.

[khedixi]

lmao who plans posts

[ice-block]

Wig snatched

[khedixi]

[minecraft]

Decided to make this post into abstract art

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

[sir-duke-lordmaster]

My anger is unrivaled at this moment

[mattmurdockisfuckingblind]

Media: The movie "Joker" could inspire people to commit violent acts.

People:

[snypro]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

what ifthe mario mushrooms. were a special kind of mushroom. You know..

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

giggles shyly

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[iameverysparklywoman]

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

who will post the pic

[frist-dumblr]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

really good pic but not the one i was thinking of

[frist-dumblr]

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[adnopes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

[catgirlpresident]

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

[carbink]

> Be me in 1810 > Receive telegram > Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

[coolbugfacts-deactivated2017082]

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

can you guys make this post go viral so I don't have to write it in my notes app

vacuum the house

[silence-you01]

This was posted 2 freaking minutes ago with over 59k notes

[riben-deactivated20230922]

nothing you just said was true