This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
What's the worst movie you've seen this year?
brad and i went to go see paul blart mall cop 2 on its opening night and there were 5 people in the audience including us, two people on a date, and a single man in full naruto cosplay
i searched “canciones” in spotify to try and find a playlist of spanish songs, and this was the most popular playlist they had, i’m dying
(Songs for walking like Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3)
Alright y’all who want to plot all of my tumblr posts with me just like the popular tumblr bloggers.
lmao who plans posts
Wig snatched
Decided to make this post into abstract art
My anger is unrivaled at this moment
Media: The movie "Joker" could inspire people to commit violent acts.
People:
what ifthe mario mushrooms. were a special kind of mushroom. You know..
giggles shyly
Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship
who will post the pic
really good pic but not the one i was thinking of
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep
I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.
I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’
CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.
“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram
> Be me in 1810 > Receive telegram > Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis
AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP
can you guys make this post go viral so I don't have to write it in my notes app
vacuum the house
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nothing you just said was true