The Spies Muse

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[secretsandlabrats]

kailler. bisexual. he/they. aos fan. lab rats fan. mighty med fan. lab rats: elite force fan. 

helloo, and welcome to my blog where i mostly spew out my brait rots and headcanons for a fandom that’s hardly been alive, but i still try on here to have some content. i get too attached to characters that weren’t treated fairly as children - or in general, that might be a sign or something, but oh well?

⋆ main/where i follow from ⋆ @featheredstorms ⋆ other blogs that are also me ⋆ @kukos-satellite and @secretsandwritinggs

⋆ basic information ⋆ ⋆ 21 years young ⋆ aries ⋆ biromantic (bisexual & asexual) ⋆ infp-t ⋆ ambivert (depends on who i'm with) ⋆ overthinker and oversharer ⋆ i can partially speak through four different languages ⋆

⋆ obsessing over ⋆ Chase Davenport, Kaz, and Skylar Storm (updated pinned information :))

[secretsandlabrats]

Making Kaz have his high school diploma a secret is the funniest thing I have ever thought of. However there is Oliver who is skeptical of Kaz’s diploma being classified, so he decided to annoy Chase into hacking into government files to see if Kaz was being honest… Surprisingly it was indeed classified. Oliver had no idea why it was when his own was public? Kaz had his hidden away so it wouldn’t be destroyed. Knowing that he comes from a large family, there will be things prone to being damaged. But there is also another reason why Kaz had it be classified. He doesn’t feel like sharing though. The Davenport’s do not care about why, not in the way Oliver does.

If you’re wondering where this idea came from: it came from a dream I had from coming home from work. Work is a funny place, as some of the time reminds me of these little goof balls that live rent free in my head lols

[secretsandlabrats]

As an older sibling and seeing all the posts from the younger siblings graduating, it makes me tear up. Like what do you mean my baby is all grown now? She is officially done with high school and it’s making me cry all over again. I made a sappy Instagram post about it now neither of us have a dry eye. I ain’t sorry, Z, and I know you won’t see this. She doesn’t have Tumblr unfortunately, but with some convincing maybe she will? >:D

[secretsandlabrats]

In honor of the 2026 graduates this year, I will be making headcanons for LR/MM/LR:EF characters:

Adam would have a standard diploma; he would meet the basic state requirements needed to earn it.

Alan thinks getting a "normo" diploma is useless so he thinks it doesn’t apply to him to get one. He does actually earn one eventually, but he’s just never seen it. (He has standard)

Bree and Skylar would also be earning a standard diploma, or maybe an honors diploma. I can envision them taking a couple of AP courses.

Daniel doesn’t know what he has earned, as all he knows he graduated. (He graduated with honors)

Chase, Leo, Oliver alike would be earning an AP capstone diploma. It makes the most sense for them. Leo is taking time off school to decide if he wants to continue or be a hero

Kaz says that his diploma is "classified" information, which is just for fun… Or is it? Where is it Kaz?

Tasha definitely cried for each of them when they graduated, also took a lot of photos and videos

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[wolfoxjade17]

Wolfoxjade17 cuz I wanted to make a really meaningful username. I love wolves and foxes, as of all members of the dog family. So put those two in a blender. Jade cause I wanted to add something to Wolfox and at that time I wanted to symbolise my favorte color, ranging from dark blue to pale green. So I first tried with BerylWolfox, but Jade comes in a pretty pale green, and I sounds better. 17 as there was another Redditor called "WolfoxJade" so I chose a random number. (FYI: 17 isn't my fav number, just the first one I thought of).

@ladysencen @bookishandartsy @fore-yy @freaky-always @karochlebek @artemisiamasterofnone @cami11e4450 @jollyjabber2332 @dexter-alvin-dizznee1

[bookishandartsy]

Well i chose bookishandartsy bc when I made this account I was intending to talk about the books I love and post art occasionally, but turns out kotlc is basically consuming me so maybe I should be kotlcandartsy instead lol. Sorry its pretty uncreative lol

@frooooooooogs @the-lemonaide @fatherdoughnut @twinklefwinkle

[twinklefwinkle]

twinklefwinkle bc it's a callback to a joke from 6th grade! i was writing my last name and it looked like 'fwinkle' so then that js became a joke, I slapped on the twinkle bc twinkle fwinkle little star yk??? i really like stars...and then that became my user! I think it's a catchy and fun personal twist on things. Also twink is forever in my name now bc god knows I love my twinkies <3

time to tag the army:

@jg-ggw @toastghost85 @babushka-of-chaossss @cyan-the-one @tgeacemace @bumbylbee @winchester-snoopy @blue-moon-ink

[tgeacemace]

tge is just the misspelled bc i accidentally made a typo while typing it in and decided to keep it because it makes it more likely the username isn't taken! and also because its a typo I make very often.

acemace is from when my friends and I were assigning each other weapons and we thought mace was funny because we could say mace the aroace and it's rhyme lol

@marstheandroid13 @scootersscooter @gays4galadriel (no pressure!)

[marstheandroid13]

I will admit that my current username is not what it was when I originally joined, but that's a story for another time. I had account for a while but wasn't "active" on it. So around January/February I decided I was going to start blogging.

But I needed a better fitting name if my blog was going to mainly be about lab rats. So I picked my favorite character Marcus who's an Android. But I didn't really want to go by Marcus, so I looked up the name meaning and it was "dedicated to Mars". So I kinda just went with the name Mars and it stuck. I use it as my online name a lot know.

I feel the Android part is kinda obvious since my favorite character was an Android. The number at the end has meaning as well. It's my lucky/favorite number. Why? Because it seems to be an unlucky number for a lot of people, yet it seems to bring me luck anytime I use or pick it.

@raincloudsxrandomness @warrior-angel-08 @onefortherose @mattiebluebird (no pressure!)

[raincloudsxrandomness]

Okay this is a bit random but originally I was rain_cloudsx on Instagram because I think I wanted to make some sort of music related account (like doing keyboard covers idk) and I liked the vibes of Adele’s Set Fire to the Rain song; hence wanting something weather related I guess? Then before I actually posted anything, Covid happened, and it was a glee fan account for like 3 months, and then I created my ao3 with the same name. Came to tumblr way later, so just kept the name for continuity.

@kaz-stole-my-shoe @lab-trash @mipthequeen @warrior-angel-08

[kaz-stole-my-shoe]

The idea came from Kaz continuously stealing other people's shoes (Tecton's includes: Kaz has absolutely no shame) and I just thought it'd be really funny if I made that a username for this blog. Gotta love Mighty Med's bits haha

@secretsandlabrats @miniyeggs and anyone else who's like to join, feel free (but don't feel pressured to :) )

[secretsandlabrats]

The idea of my username came from two shows that I frequent rewatch and enjoy! Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is the first one and Lab Rats is the other. Secrets is a big deal in either fandom so…pretty self explanatory

@yeehawthethird - do you want to explain the background of your username? 👀

[secretsandlabrats]

Now why am I am coming back to a phase I swore that died and now it’s alive and well? Well, what the heck am I going to do now…?

[secretsandlabrats]

Presenting the pronoun usage Donald and everyone uses for the early years of trans/intersex!Chase au

They/Them are pronouns for ages 3-5 years old

Donald claimed to “not” be able to tell what Chase’s sex was yet being the one to take care of him? Donald is a very confusing in my fic

[You readers will soon realize he will be annoying with his problems of “not” remembering stuff]

She/Her pronouns for ages 6-11 years old

Chase started to present more feminine features; frizzy/wavy hair due to some fluctuations of hormones, rounder face, higher cheekbones

He/Him pronouns for ages 12-present time

Chase cut his own hair after being upset. He doesn’t remember the reason why he cut it in the first place, but suspects Adam might know

[Adam does know… He had pulled Chase’s hair when they were arguing with one another and bumped his head on one of the walls]

[secretsandlabrats]

Day 1 of me trying to not spoil my fanfic for you guys, but I already failed. Trans FTM!Chase will be my Roman Empire forever. Me adding a little spice to it and making him intersex but feminine presenting is just so deliciously painful ✨

[secretsandlabrats]

Oh sweet little Child C (trans!Chase) you have a lot of angst coming and I am so sorry 😔

[kaz-stole-my-shoe]

Donald: Hey guys, is everyone d-

Chase: Depressed?

Oliver: Deluded?

Kaz: Deranged?

Skylar: Drained?

Bree: Distressed?

Donald: -one working...? Are you guys okay?!

[secretsandlabrats]

Narrator: They were not in fact okay, instead, they were understandably much, much worse. Thoughts and prayers for them everyone, they will need it.

[secretsandlabrats]

Combining two of my favorite fandoms: Bones and Lab Rats: Elite Force… I think Brennan would enjoy Chase; vice versa with Booth and Adam. Adam would enjoy calling his brother a squint. Chase doesn’t mind it, as it’s not the worst thing he’s been called.

Brennan’s little ducklings: Addy, Chase, Oliver, and Sweets

Booth’s little ducklings: Addy, Adam, Sweets, and someone I’m not sure on but Bree?

Hodgins would have Kaz and Skylar as his ducklings

[secretsandlabrats]

For FTM!Chase, do you ever think he had a problem with looking "feminine" sometimes and just being called pretty boy just gives him gender dysphoria?

What if he just quietly panics on the inside when he’s referred to as that? He gets over it eventually, but for the longest time he thought he wasn’t passing just because he was called "pretty". With the reassurance from Skylar and Kaz, boys too can be pretty.

[secretsandlabrats]

Give Chase some noise canceling headphones and let him be at bliss while he is working. He does not share them with anyone, as he deserves to be greedy like that. Sure, he found some for Bree as a gift for her birthday so she wouldn’t take his from him. The two enjoy the silent before it becomes too engulfing for Chase… Some of the time he often forgets he’s wearing them and thinks he had gone deaf and Kaz with the most neutral expression on his face and calmly takes them off his head. The guy has a lot of siblings, so he would know a thing or two, because he has dealt with a thing or two…

[mushed-kid]

kaz highkey looks like he could be megahertz's kid, especially in that black leather coat in his dream. make it happen someone. ugh am i the someone now i might be

[secretsandlabrats]

I’ll rewatch the show for the millionth time THEN I will write this, or at least a version of it 🫣

[tabl3]

super random but people who "ship" bree and chase (yes the brother and sister who also happen to be children throughout their appearances) crack me up.

why?

because i have NEVER seen a more self-insert ahh pairing for everyone thirsting over an actor

[secretsandlabrats]

I have heard from someone who shipped them give me the excuse: “Bree and Chase wouldn’t be siblings in another universe, so it’s fine.” but we literally seen them in another universe… it was literally in s2. They were the Henderson’s.

[secretsandlabrats]

I miss Jordan so bad that it's making me spiral and want to put her in an EF fanfic somewhere just popping out. It would be somewhat flawed, but I miss her. Does anyone care if I put her in a oneshot where she gets flown out to see them (by Kaz's request) and they just hang out?

Then there's Bree thinking that she might be one of Kaz's siblings because Jordan reminds her of how she treats her brothers. I think it would be crucial to say that she knows “Connie” is actually Skylar, and she said she had a feeling it wasn’t actually Connie, but doesn’t really care, so she keeps calling her that

I also want her to call Donald baldie after “seeing” a bald spot on him (which he freaks out about the entirety of the work)

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

HC Mr bitters and principal perry are siblings (maybe half siblings?), partially bc their moms are played by the same actress, and partially bc its just funny to think about

[secretsandlabrats]

God, I really need to be more alive on this blog… Anyway, I’m more leaning toward half siblings; same mom, different dad situation. Not sure if they would know about the other

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

I think the funniest scenario would be that they DO know about each other, but Bitters is highkey embarrassed by Terry Perry and all her (usually illegal) antics so he never talks about her

[secretsandlabrats]

I don’t see them being on speaking terms with one another primarily because of the embarrassment that they have for one another. If the Rats had found out she [Perry] had a sibling, I think they would be somewhat shocked to say the least. Continuing on that, I think it would be Chase who finds out first by looking into her family history to see if this criminal record runs deep enough through blood.

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

Chase and the others are very surprised to find out she has a half brother who just runs an apartment complex and has never been arrested or on the news (as far as I remember)

[secretsandlabrats]

When I remember Mr. Bitters, he was bittersweet - not exactly mean or nice, but I think he would be a chill guy to hang around. I don’t think he would necessarily hang around the Rats, maybe the adults. I say that as I don’t remember him hanging around any of the boys in BTR. Bitter and Donald would probably have a spark of interest to one another, because of their money loving and earning.