#1 suzie costello enjoyer

she/her but in a nonbinary way, lesbian, torchwood enjoyer until i die, pacific rim, the locked tomb + the occasional phm

[jasi-3]

Local mathematician walks his chaotic hyperactive labpartner

[itzz-evie]

JANTO RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Silly little edit because I haven't edited in ages.

[snoopy-hollander]

“He burned my gorman until my wood torched” - my dad

[itsatorchwoodthing]

if you liked candy, you should try crack cocaine

[glue-enjoyer]

I really enjoy torchwood for asking the important question of like what if all your coworkers were in the the worst polycule ever

[not-chocolate-milk]

I love the phm movie and all of the incredible work that went into the rocky puppet but I will forever mourn the loss of rocky's little sweater from the books, everytime I see him my first thought is always awww :( hes naked

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[dinosaurgiantpenny]

I wish the "robbing people" montage in Children of Earth Episode 3 was twice as long.

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[animentality]

we as a society got over Pacific Rim too fast.

- banging soundtrack just awesome

- lead female character with her own fully realized arc that had nothing to do with a love interest

- the concept of drifting is so fucking cool and prime fanfic material

- those two gay fucking weirdo scientists who drifted together inside a fucking alien brain like hello

- IT PULLS OUT A SWORD IN OUTER FUCKING SPACE

- kaijus are cool. that's all.

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[anoonzee]

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

[notemily]

FINALLY

I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:

[rhipidurafan]

Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:

Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:

And a quality photo of this sweet potato:

[rhipidurafan]

An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:

Link to the lovely video

There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!

Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go

When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”

Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go

Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go

We’ll take our leave and go

We’ll take our leave and go

Additional quality memes:

A recipe for Buttered Jorts:

Recent Jorts activities:

And some very wise words from the cat himself:

[petermorwood]

This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.

Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!

[calligrafiti]

The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.

[breelandwalker]

FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!

[baybelletrist]

JOOOOOORTS

[siriosa]

the blessing of jorts. the patience of jean.

[kosmicpowers]

Everything I learn about Peter Capaldi makes him infinitely cooler. He's a Scottish independent, he's a gutarist-director-actor, he met Tom Baker as a teen and got in a newspaper, he likes the theater and pantomime, he's a punk, people make asexuality pride gifs of him as Malcolm Tucker here, his main companion in his run of DW is now an immortal oil lesbian

he's been in both Paddington and Suicide Squad

[atimesfeeler]

Modern BloodyMary au except they both keep their tragic pasts. Simon escaped from a violent cult and almost died and Grace got onto a research project that ended up almost killing him, wound up being illegal and was administered that amnesiac French drug and kidnapped where he met Rocky and they both escaped together.

They are all trying to live a normal life and Simon and Grace are both trying to fool the other into thinking they are sooooo normal. They’re like the most normal guy. And terrified the other will find out their sketchy past and get freaked out.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[lizluvscupcakes]

Unpopular opinion; we should’ve known Nolan was a hack after the way he massacred Katya’s arc in 2012

[vampurrss]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[mixedmedialesbianism]

Types of Butches, as shown through the Muppets