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Human: ...And THIS little brush is what we use to polish the exposed bits of bone in our mouths! we call them "teeth" and the polish we use tastes like-

Alien: Yeah no that's real cute asshole. You think we don't brush our teeth. We mastered interplanetary travel but sure our breath smells like shit right? We're visiting earth because we feel bad for you. Did you know that? We have toothpaste flavors you could not even DREAM of. Quablar brand makes my breath smell like piblo fruit and makes me SEVEN INCHES TALLER for four hours. You think fucking Crest has shit on that?

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List of Historical People Who Left A Mark on Psychology

[MY Psychology]

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I grew up thinking that in order to live a happy life, I had to get good grades and go to a prestigious university and get a highly paid job. But as I grew older I began to realise that in order to life a happy life, I had to choose it for myself and not live a life that others expect of me, whether it be your parents, teachers or friends. This is your life. I made a decision that I didn’t want to be successful and live in a big house with fancy cars in the drive. So, I packed my bags and got out of this little town that had suffocated me for the last 18 years and drank coffee in small shops in Germany, chased the Horizon in Australia, woke up with a mountain view in Singapore. How beautiful is it to know that your feet have walked the grounds of many different countries and your skin has felt the air of many busy cities. Please darling, do not get lost in society’s belief that you are only successful if you have a well paid job, like I once had. As humans, we are going to die, that is one thing we are guaranteed in life. What will you care about the most while lying on your death bed, your fancy cars, big house? Or the stories and experience you have encountered on the journey of this beautiful thing called life? So there’s one thing I ask of you: please travel. Whether you’re 21 or 49. It is never too early nor too late so see the beautiful world.

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