carl

😿

[prettystuff]

[boneheadtrashmouth]

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

[wishcandy]

Why choose? I was into Goosebumps AND Animorphs. Get you a babe who can do both ;)

[hex-girlfriend]

i loved every one of these

ALSO WOW CAN WE TALK ANIMORPHS SOMETIME

[seenthisheardaboutthis]

Animal Ark :/

[bustakay]

The Big Cabbage in Liaocheng, Shandong.

[ryurrumi]

[omghotmemes]

I feel extremely called out

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me clicking "no" when an app asks if I enjoy it despite me using the app every day

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unbotheredmuse]

[70sscifiart]

Victor Moscoso

[silentgarfield]

[owochimuwu]

They don't talk about this enough, but i recently managed to seduce the governor into letting me pass a bill so that every street light in the state is outfitted with a new type of lightbulb that gives off an imperceptible but profoundly disturbing supersonic tone that causes insomnia and nightmares. This makes it easier for people to engage in risky behaviors such as unprotected sex to cope with the increased psychological stress. And thus the birthrate has skyrocketed, but not too much, since it's offset with the new wave of strange and disturbing murders. But sure ok let's ignore the achievements of women in STEM.

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

[meme-loving-stuck]

okay im obsessed with these vintage pins someone's selling on etsy actually

[trashboat]

wears all of these at once to convince people i’m god

[brinty]

She said f**k blue lives!

[zoesupreme]

You're listening to 102.5 COCK radio the station with the penisest tunes all day long

[maruchanishere]

[sle-nderman-deactivated20220517]

past few months

[favelahymn]