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whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

delicateboyz

lastoneout

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

lastoneout

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

fairycosmos

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

moleshow

theonion

retquits

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

mmilhouse

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

cerastes

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

anxeious

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

plasmalogical

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

so-many-ocs

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

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just realized theyre supposed to represent the four humors

netherator

what

cryptotheism

So basically each yoshi represents an aspect of the that makes up the bodily quintessence. People of learning discovered that every yoshi is either HOT or COLD, and WET or DRY. and this allowed the yoshis to be organized based on their temperament.

Theophrastus, the red yoshit is HOT and WET so his temperment is SANGUINE.

Ascelepius, the yellow Yoshi is HOT and DRY so it can be CHOLERIC.

Melquiades, the blue Yoshi, I'd known for being COLD and DRY and MELANCHOLIC.

And finally the freen Yoshi name of Zosimos is COLD and WET and this of PHLEGMATIC

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