so, of course, no one BELIEVES ME. i’m an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. they call me spooky, SPOOKY MULDER, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits it’s gonna be the shit-storm of all time.















