[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[verylostpenguin]

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

[wellbutrinboy]

ten stupid things i’ve done out of a compulsive need to be liked (cringe compilation)

[auntymurda]

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

[liberalfartsdegree]

list of things im handling well currently

1.

[bvlma-deactivated20160701]

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

[bajn]

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

[thebootydiaries]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[she-keeps-me-sapphic]

i know i always say how much i want a gf, but can you imagine having a girlfriend????? like??? actually. having. a. girlfriend???? a girl who loves you? and cares for you? and gets worried about you? a girl that misses you?? is that real?? the concept of “girlfriend” is too much for my heart, i cant believe it exists wtf

[chessys]

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

one of these days im going to say the F word

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

then youll be sorry

[acai-studies]

10.31.2018

november

(n.) the last month of autumn, but the beginning of a new adventure; time to take risks and do the unexpected ✨

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[imanes]

me: im bored what should i do

my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-

me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please

[thefugitivesaint]

Bo Bartlett, ‘Halloween’, 2016 Source

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is