wow. even for guy, that comeback is weak as hell. guy has always been the brawn, while robin has been the brain. sure, guy isn’t dumb by any means and robin knows just enough martial arts to keep himself alive. but they both have their fortes: guy wins with his fists, robin with his wits. some people would argue that if they ever managed to put their differences aside and join their strengths, the locksley brothers would truly be a force to be reckoned with. “ oh, yeah, you might wanna talk to linen the doorman about that spending problem. a little bird told me he dove deep into our pocket and got himself a hooker. something about getting revenge on his asshole boss. ” he shrugs, nonchalantly. “ his words, not mine. ” it would be too easy to explicitly bring the issue of guy’s reputation among the hotel employees. for now, it remains at jab level.
he leans against some closed stall behind him, arms folded and an ankle crossed over the other. he listens to his brother yammer on about his values, about their family legacy, blah, blah, blah. his eyes narrow slightly in feigned interest, chin tipping upward. “ you only know what i want you to know. ” does he care about the family legacy? hell no. his saintly reputation is a lie. but so is the vain reputation behind it. and, if you dig deeper, you’ll find another layer, and another layer, and another one. people see the version of him he wants them to see ; and, for all it’s worth, they’re all true to some extent. he’s as selfless as he is self-serving, as kind as he is utterly ruthless. if even his brother bit the bait, then he truly is untouchable.
it’s hard to hold back on the slight lift at the corner of his lips when guy so shamelessly loses his temper. the people around them are already fretting and mumbling, so he considers his work here done. “ tell your fists to behave, g-easy. we can’t go around breaking and paying for everything. ” he removes himself from the stall he’s been leaning against and slips his sunglasses back on as he turns heel, about to leave. “ we have a spending problem, remember? ”
sometimes when he’s talking with his brother guy tries to remember how their pettiness got this out of hand. sometimes he can’t even remember and it feels like it went straight from him putting robins toys on top of high things so that he couldn’t reach them to them exchanging personal barbs in front of a bunch of children. “well if you’re aware that employee misconduct is going on then i’d wonder why you didn’t report it straight to me since you promised dad that you were on the straight and narrow now. but i guess a snake is still a snake after it sheds it’s skin.” he fires back.
“oh yeah little brother you’re really fucking layered. a shiny shell with a hollow fucking inside.” that jab was a little crueller than guy would maybe usually go in public but he’s embarrassed about his fist on the stall, looking around afraid that danielle will have seen this little display. he always tries to make it seem like he has it together around her, she doesn’t need anymore insatiability in her life. for once he’s glad that he doesn’t find her in his scan of the crowd.
he opens his wallet and shells out an unnamed amount of money on the stall, before he starts to walk away from it. “you know i’m actually here with someone little brother, so if you really want to hang out maybe you should actually come by my office and we can talk about ‘the spending problem’ specifically you charging shit to the hotel credit card.” guy can control the sherwood and thus somewhat control robin and so he chooses to, whenever he can.