S E G W A Y D R I F T I N G

dogs are the only thing that makes this wretched world worth living in.

[strawdogs]

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

[idk-my-aesthetic]

They used to let us show tits

[old-manrupee]

They used to let us show tits

[weirdshitfrommemegenerator]

5/6/21

[brutalgeneration]

Wolves, lower (by Caroline)

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

pocket monsters

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

pikachu

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

there are others as well but i don’t want to overwhelm anyone.

[plasmaelf]

I think I’m ready for another

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

pikachu

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[doubleca5t]

Nightcore

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

Me and the other prehistoric caveboys following a mammoth for three days straight without stopping, knowing that big furry bitch’s endurance is running thin

[galarianslowking]

me and the other prehistoric caveboys when the landbridge we followed the mammoth on is gone and that big furry bitch stranded us on another continent

[jaxdahax]

Me and the prehistoric caveboys in awe at our new resources

[gottafindwrangler]

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

[kudzuman-deactivated20220925]

[moonkitty]

thanks for autogenerating this facebook

[dukeofankh]

I’m honestly reblogging this again because the more I stare at it, the more I feel like this is staggeringly relevant art.

Like, so much of modern capitalist marketing is the construction of these superficially personal narratives. Giving the sense, not only that the brand fits in with your identity, but that it is almost a sentient individual itself that has a personal relationship with you. Corporations have personalities. They want to be your friend, and the reason that the entire internet economy runs on the currency of data right now is that the only way to prop up the illusion that they care about you is by already having the information about you that real people would gain by paying attention

But the only way they can collect and sort all that data is with computers, without any actual humans involved past setting up the parameters and pressing “go.” And computers are fucking idiots.

Which leaves us here: this false, saccharine message of togetherness and community–community between you and your friends but more importantly between all of you and Facebook–stripped fucking bare by the fact that the cookie-cutter algorithm can’t tell the difference between friends supporting and caring about each other and Thanos with a dumptruck ass.

[2hrs2nevada]

I’M CRYING WHY IS THIS SENDING ME

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

men will call themselves gamers when they're not even willing to kiss other men on the lips. what gives

[jenny-jinya]

TW: animal death

This topic was requested soooo many times, but this one broke me. As a dog owner, this was terrible to draw (and took me way too long) .__.

[2woofs-1meow]

⭐︎ fave shots ⭐︎

[rainbowgazes-archive]

sometimes hot water and cured leaves come together that’s just tea

[munchroome]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

what the fuck

[groenendaze]

why does he make it so hard to leave :(

[rosiethoughts]

i woulde very much enjoy Cruste of Pizza. if you do not mind.