Marcela's BS

Hi lol 18 / She/her

[sekaiichihatsukoimemes]

The women talking about the emerald office: wow! they are so hot and dreamy! I wonder why they all don't have a girlfriends?

Literally them:

(like bro its so obvi)

[maneskinss]

MÅNESKIN photographed for ETRO (2021)

[forystr]

DHAAHDAA I AM A FOOL I AM UNWORTHY I AM IMBECILE

[forystr]

to elaborate;

[lmaonade]

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

[lmaonade]

i truly believe that knowing how to cook is a basic survival concept and the fact that so many people can't even make simple dishes is depressing as hell this is the sorta thing that should be taught at a young age. being able to take the ingredients you have around your home and turn them into a meal is like, essential and will make life so much better. you don't need to be a high end chef you just need to understand some things that can be easily taught... but then again maybe the education system is playing a roll against this and ultimately they want you to grow up to rely on mcdonalds for dinner. i don't know. please learn how to cook for yourself if you're able. i'm not asking you to hunt for specific ingredients to make some expensive youtuber's "best" recipe but if you know the basics of cooking you can do a lot with cheap canned ingredients. cooking can be affordable i promise you just need to learn how to make do with what you can get

[eroticcannibal]

Can anyone point me towards resources that teach those basics cus I would LOVE to teach my child this stuff but i dont know how to cook

[loumandliker]

not comprehensive but heres some:

internet shaquille's basics but especially:

making rice

making scrambled eggs

making oatmeal

levels of cooking meat

using & storing vegetables with recipes in the description (this one has a bit of Sassiness directed at people who dont like vegetables but the content is solid)

food safety + a recipe to demonstrate

how to learn to cook (just a list of subtopics, no actual tips)

cooking techniques playlist

how to cut x

basics with babish s1 & 2, but particularly:

freezer meals,

weeknight meals,

kitchen tools (although the specific suggestions are pretty expensive even with the lower end scale items the basic categories are solid, and you can evaluate what items you will realistcially need - eg. if you dont need to read temp for steaks etc the temp reader will not be relevant) &

kitchen care (mid-high advanced home cooking)

basic knife skills

picking the right pan for each recipe

j. kenji lopez-alt's tips and tricks playlist

egg recipes

a little more complicated, involved, and longer than any of the rest of these but good breakdown of flavor & how and why to use the basic seasoning/flavor profiles

and then recipe channels representing various cuisines:

j. kenji lopez-alt (various)

marion's kitchen (southeast & east asian, western/asian fusion)

maangchi (korean)

future neighbor (mostly korean)

the western supermarket playlist of chinese cooking demystified (more recipes available but these are accessible if you dont have "specialty" ingredients)

family recipes playlist by made with lau (chinese)

not another cooking show (various)

cooking with boris (bear with me here i know he does it exaggeratedly humorously but a lot of them are actually solid and beginner cook friendly. mostly slavic/russian)

you suck at cooking (also falls into the intentionally humorous category but most of the recipes are pretty solid anyway)

how to cook that (baking, also does debunking videos of viral cooking hacks - breaks down the reasons the hacks dont work, pretty important to understand those basics imo)

internet shaquille (various)

babish culinary universe (various)

i REFUSE to recommended joshua weissman because he is fucking insufferable but if you want you can try if you can deal with it, the techniques/recipes seem fine for the most part

also disclaimer: these are channels i watch and cuisines i most often cook with (save for YSAC and boris which i just find funny) - there are tons of cuisines that are missing completely but i don’t cook with them much so i don’t really know who to rec

again definitely not a comprehensive list but it touches on most of the basics

[tamedbyafox]

Samin Nosrat made a book and a Netflix special called Salt Fat Acid Heat and honest to goodness is the best thing for the *concept* of cooking.

You need to look elsewhere for like, knife skills and highly technical shit, but she will teach you how to look at stuff and know which ingredients in that fridge go well together. To stare at a weird pantry and come up with dinner. How to taste something and know what it needs

How to save something you’ve fucked up.

I can’t recommend her book enough.

[covenkiss]

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

[dreamilydelicatesublime-deactiv]

be your own boss… be the old witch who lives alone in the woods

[sekaiichihatsukoimemes]

fuck yeah Im going live under a bridge and torment kids

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[sekaiichihatsukoimemes]

I might post on my channel again but idk due to my busy schedule o^o

[sekaiichihatsukoimemes]

[bnevarez2]

My depiction on the fandom opinion for Romatica and Nostalgic characters.

Don’t get mad at me…please

[mobpsycho100]

this is probably my most favorite animation cut by my most favorite animator of all time, the legendary shinya ohira and this scene alone is why i consider howl’s moving castle to be one of my most best animated ghibli movies

[disruptionwave]

for people who are wondering what this song is, it’s trendafilcheto, a famous bulgarian folk song:

i can’t remember the exact lyrics, but i think it has something to do with taking a girl to the market and buying her yellow slippers? something like that. it’s not particularly profound/related to the movie at all, but it does sound very cool and suits the mood of the scene pretty well.

[born-to-strange-sights]

IVE ALWAYS LOVED THAT SONG I used to rewind this bit over and over just to hear the lil starbabie’s song AND NOW I ACTUALLY KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM thank you so fucking much aaaaaaaaaaaa also the whole song fucking SLAPS????!?!! Holy shit like what tf time signature are they even in how are they staying on beat that’s amazing??! So fuckin cool omgggggggg

[totemeye]

O…m…g…THANK YOU!

It’s my favorite scene in the movie (and one of my favorite scenes in animation in general) and THIS SONG AAA!!! I finally know what it is!

[totemeye]

Rebloging again just to translate as well as I can the lyric:

“Rosehip, Cloves,

Mother,

Rosehip, Cloves,

Mother,

If you want me, come to me,

Mother,

I shall take you to the new bazaar,

Mother”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohlivish]

[handageddon]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

[benthicpressure]

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

You are my hero for finding this

[sekaiichihatsukoimemes]

I NEED AN UPDATE VKRKVnK

[astrodidact]

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[officialdavidduchovny]

[peachpitgirl]

what the fuck is this

[fyeahfoxmulder]

he loves shrimp can’t you read

[loveless-anime-deactivated20230]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[downhillstory]