Totem Eye

𖤓Artist𖤓INFJ𖤓Ace𖤓Nomad𖤓 𓆝 ⋆. Love and Peace On Planet Earth

[pusheen]

[pilot-doodles]

I love Min so much, she's so cool. extremely the opposite of Hellix's dad, lol. Happy Lorefolk Friday, I want to go sit by the pool so bad.

New pages will be uploaded every Friday!

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[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[totemeye]

True story:

Bulb dies :(

I buy new bulb :)

Lamp too high up :(

No problem :)

I bring chair and step on it :)

Bulb still too high up??? |:((

A bit of a problem but I can handle it :( :)

I put chair on top of the chair :))

I climb double chair like a circus animal :(

Both chairs and I shake :( :) :( :) :(((

I manage to stand up :))))

I reach for the lamp... :)))))))

It's still out of reach????!!!? :§

I jump off the chair tower :(((

I am left with no choice :(((

I put chair on top of the chair that is on top of the chair :) :) :)

Ţ̴̡̞͓̣̒ŕ̷͉̻̮̃͝ĩ̴̡̝̒̒̊̔̑̚p̴̪͐̀͊̽̊̐͘ļ̴̛̬̲͇̍͆̋̌͝e̴͓͐̒̉ ̴̨̗̱̬͇̎̋͊͜͝͠ç̵̡̳̣̳̥̦̏̓̊̉̚h̶̡̹͙̱̫̹̿á̴̬̕i̷͕͕̭̦̇̾̊̍͒͝r̵̭̮̝̹͗ ̶̨́̽͌͂̓t̴̢̺̙͕͐̒̒̐̑õ̵̥̲̫̲͎̘̎͊͐̚̕͝w̸̦͎͉̋e̷̡̙̭̤̜̯͂̈́̈̇̋̆͐͜r̸̤̬̪̻͈̝̱͆̒

I attempt to climb the violently shaking triple chair tower and then...!!! :{{{{{{

[totemeye]

Today I found out that the two people I was introduced to the other day, both assumed that I am significantly younger than them, 22...perhaps 25 year old at most...and they were utterly dumbfounded to find out that I, in fact, have with gandalf two things in common. Age and big naturals.

[art-res]

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[art-res]

Thank you for all who tried/spread awareness of the tool and also to people who tipped, truly touched by the support and it means the world! <3

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[totemeye]

@julianplum we think alike!!!

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

You are handed an envelope. Within it is information about a not-especially-close friend. They would strongly prefer you not to know this information and would be quite upset if they learned you had opened it, though they won't know unless you tell them. The information is not in any way related to you or people you know personally other than this friend, and it does not contain information about them doing anything illegal. If it reveals information about them acting immorally, it is something noticeably not as bad as the worst thing you have ever done. The information will not benefit you personally in any way (it's not their bank account password, etc).

Is it unethical to open the envelope? Would you open it?

It is unethical | I would open it

It is not unethical | I would open it

It is unethical | I would not open it

It is not unethical | I would not open it

Remaining time: 15 hours 14 minutes

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[totemeye]

YOUR ALDI HAS COWBOYS AND OUR DOESN'T?!? I want american cowboy in my aldi too... 😔

[imaheckincyborg]

OH THAT'S INSIDIOUS

having the room be blurry when were looking from Qifreys POV. I see you animators

[totemeye]

Glad to see my type of messed up eye vision 🎊

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[heateron]

grey gardens (1975)

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[jaruis]

Witch Hands Atelier.

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.