Totem Eye

𖤓Artist𖤓INFJ𖤓Ace𖤓Nomad𖤓 𓆝 ⋆. Love and Peace On Planet Earth

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[introvertsnation]

@introvertsnation

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[anxietyproblem]

[totemeye]

Someone (extrovert) did that to me (grown adult) once and I hit with my head the ceilling.

[anxietyproblem]

[kaomojiloser]

they never let each other work in peace.

[rythyme]

missionary so we can keep arguing

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

#every time they call each other 'babe' i go a little more insane (via @rythyme)

[rythyme]

other things about this that make me crazy:

they got health insurance together

"you selfish little lousy rat weasel!"

"here's the NEWSFLASH mr. Party Man."

"I'm going to live for a THOUSAND YEARS for one reason: to annoy you and to haunt you!"

smiling the entire time your guy best friend is laying into you because that's his love language

[sheepishly] "I'm yelling at you, so I'm feeling... uh... better..."

"Oh, like you're sOOoooOo wise" [does a little dance]

"I enjoy yelling at you. I feel better when I'm yelling at you. You actually reduce my stress."

[frantic gesturing while yelling] "I am at PEACE! I am now at PEACE!"

"See? That's why the judge put us together." <- out of context sounds like they got a courthouse marriage

"Hey, that's what I'm here for babe."

being called a selfish lousy little rat weasel makes him smile but he bursts into tears when he suspects that their daughter might be unhappy with him

"He also explained that this is the way you are, and it's why we love you"

"Hey, that's what I'm here for babe."

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[loveridden1999]

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[the-bar-sinister]

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[totemeye]

I used to open locks with a pair of my craft scissors.

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[totemeye]

NOT THE TAXI DRIVER TELLING ME THE WEEK AGO, AS HE LAUGHED, THAT HE HAS A FRIEND WHO IS "BAD LUCK" BECAUSE WHEREVER HE GOES IT STARTS TO HEAVY RAIN. Hahahahaha! Don't lose faith, chinese lady...

single rainy men in your area are closer than you think!

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[yournevergonnamakeitsworld]

Useful as fuck…

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[totemeye]

Reminded me of rice cooker lizards...

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]