The Laughing God

[wiselwisel]

[porlapaty]

Sin esfuerzo… SIN ESFUERZO

[welele]

Sin riesgo.

[maloql-deactivated20190131]

[welele]

¿Y lo del infarto?

[front-line-head-line]

Thought of the Day:  Life is a prison, death a release

[stargazingdoorman]

- SteelJoe (Deviantart)

[40kwarlord]

Always stunning quality with these!

[fromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes: The Best of Spider-Man

[humanoidhistory]

TODAY IN HISTORY: Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin land on the Moon.

[40kwarlord]

Fuck me if i don’t reblog this! July the 20th! HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!

[medievalmemery]

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

Every time I read up on why Walmart failed in Germany again I am massively entertained.

I can recommend it to everyone. 

Google “Why Walmart failed in Germany”. 

Hours of entertainment. 

[blackestsabbath-deactivated2018]

[classicfm]

[that-twink-composer]

Always reblog when I see this video

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

and people say the baroque times weren’t fun. it was lit af back then. bach was turnt

[blanska]

[theragamuffininitiative]

[hellsite-yano]

My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.

[bubbagumps]

► Film Facts ➛ Titanic (1997) ღ The elderly couple seen hugging on the bed while water floods their room were the owners of Macy’s department store in New York, Ida and Isidor Straus, both of whom died on the Titanic. Ida was offered a seat on a lifeboat but refused so that she could stay with her husband, saying, “As we have lived together, so we shall die together.“ 

[realshinjiikari]

I was not ready for this today.

[some-nocturnal-sojourns]

Sorry, there’s something in my eye.

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing 

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

I AM LOSING MY MIND I ACTUALLY WENT TO REBLOG THIS KING-TIER SHITPOST AND ITS A FUCKING AD

[wh40kartwork]

Daemonic assault

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

aerodynamics are really important in cycling but the real technique there was taking his feet off the pedals. that bike has a fixed gear (if you notice, the pedals continue turning with the rotation of the wheel even while his feet aren’t on them), and hte video is taken on a slope, so the actual impediment to his speed wasn’t his wind resistance but the fact that he quite simply couldn’t pedal as fast as the bike wanted to go due to gravity, and so his pedaling motion was actually slowing him down. by taking his feet off the pedals, he allowed the bike to go down the hill a great deal faster than if he’d just kept pedaling normally.

[quendergeer]

why’d the guy on the moped copy him tho

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

goofs probably

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