Take a breather

Javan. 24. SF CA. I like random shit.IG: Selcouthgod

[liartownusa]

[onyomugan3]

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[paradisiak]

Reno 911 was the epitome of comedy

[madfuture]

[solofonn-deactivated20190513]

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

[catgirlbulge]

gorillaz brain: feel good

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[yungginseng]

[nintendo-stuff]

Zelda Ocarina of Time - Title Screen (1998)

[memeuplift]

[pokemon-photography]

[neogohann]

[solardrifter]

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

[cloacacarnage]

[reelinplace]

That elbow is some 80 year old in a gi TMA instant death shit

[loveandjustice]

[rockabilly-babydoll]

[coloursteelsexappeal]