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Sher (She/Her) Welcome to my 14 year-old multi-fandom disaster blog. You're gonna know when I add a new fandom. I'm very sorry about that in advance.

[idyllisk]

“Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.”

inscription on the sword of a Giovanni della Bande Nere statue on the facade of the Uffizi Gallery, Florence, Italy.

[minyoonjin]

HE IS SO HAPPY I AM CRYING ❀ cr. ilsespinosa

[mexicontpaymybills]

Dear Diary,

The World Cup started 4 days ago and:

Mexico’s Raul Jimenez showed us all that we must always persevere. He had a terrible head injury back in 2020 yet helped his team reach a 2-0 in WC 2026 opening match.

México VS. South Africa opening game gave us three red because D R A M A.

USA scored 4 goals against Paraguay but their chant is still w a c k.

Neymar watched from the bench as Brazil and Morocco tied with a 1-1.

Sweden scored five goals against Tunisia. IKEA sales are through the roof.

We have a Shakira song and no Pique lol

Cape Verde drew Spain and now every casual fan is opening Google and pretending they already knew where Cape Verde was. Kidding Cape Verde is making history as 40 year old gold keeper Vozinha shows us who’s boss.

Belgium and Egypt gave us the first World Cup own goal.

FIFA expanded the tournament to 48 teams so there would be more surprises. Mission accomplished.

Bendito sea el futbol.

[wichty]

[allthingseurope]

Lyme Park, England

[kitkatpurrpurr]

unsung favorite moment from the new defunctland video

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[bramasoles]

starting to unlock my unbearable personality that arrives every four years for the world cup

[kth1]

⁂ 4/100 days of min yoongi | he’s just so hot

[extrashortshorts]

Hehe, cow

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[sircarebearalot]

I hate Mr. Bennet bc of how he distances himself from his daughters who need him so that he can make fun of them and his wife. I hate Mr. Bennet bc he doesn’t have what it takes to gaf even with his shitty luck.

That being said, having just witnessed Ecuadors loss in the World Cup, i understand.

I, too, would like to take back my caring and make fun of my country and pretend I’m better than all this caring, invested bullshit.

[snoozbar]

#myboynemo

[heybaetae]

permission to dance lover taehyung is alive and well in 2026 🥺 cr. nbdtaylor

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[ratantics]

Holy shit he's perfect.