A Familiar Feline

Artems cat

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[cat-faces]

[sacred-portal]

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah, you gotta be careful, because the chickens also make eggs, and we need those.

He licked his chops at the thought.

Mmmm, scrambled eggs!

[selenethecat]

Selene stretches as she ponders the thought

I suppose that’s true.. theyd be such fun to hunt though. They’re big enough to fight back

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah they are, Jonesy said. Though they fight dirty...

[selenethecat]

Most fights are dirty, especially ones that are life and death

Selene casually pushes the squirrel closer to Jonesy, attempting to offer it without saying that’s what she’s doing

Some would consider my use of magic in fights to be dirty, but I’ll continue to wear the enchantments regardless

[glitchexmachina]

Well thank you for the squirrel, Ms. Selene, he said, going to the corner of the yard where he kept a lot of his treasured possessions. I got this little sock that I like. It's warm and smells like...I think fresh breeze. Found it in the lint trap when my human was doing laundry once during the snow season. It was so warm and cozy I didn't mind the static electricity.

It's not as neat as the squirrel, but you can have it, he nudge the sock to her.

[selenethecat]

Selene sniffs the sock and can smell the sentimental value of the sock.

…hardly seems a fair trade

[glitchexmachina]

Do you want more? Jonesy asked, bounding over and bringing a plushie kernal of popcorn. He set it down and smushed it with his paw, making a crinkle sound. Charlie has a stuffed box of popcorn with pieces that you can remove from it. They make a sound and she gave me this one to play with.

[selenethecat]

Quite the opposite in fact. Aside from its size, intelligence, and allegiances with the Squirrel King this was an ordinary hunt. Sentiment can be a powerful magical ingredient…for something like this

She carefully taps a paw onto the sock

I’d owe you either two more squirrels or a rabbit

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah, you gotta be careful, because the chickens also make eggs, and we need those.

He licked his chops at the thought.

Mmmm, scrambled eggs!

[selenethecat]

Selene stretches as she ponders the thought

I suppose that’s true.. theyd be such fun to hunt though. They’re big enough to fight back

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah they are, Jonesy said. Though they fight dirty...

[selenethecat]

Most fights are dirty, especially ones that are life and death

Selene casually pushes the squirrel closer to Jonesy, attempting to offer it without saying that’s what she’s doing

Some would consider my use of magic in fights to be dirty, but I’ll continue to wear the enchantments regardless

[glitchexmachina]

Well thank you for the squirrel, Ms. Selene, he said, going to the corner of the yard where he kept a lot of his treasured possessions. I got this little sock that I like. It's warm and smells like...I think fresh breeze. Found it in the lint trap when my human was doing laundry once during the snow season. It was so warm and cozy I didn't mind the static electricity.

It's not as neat as the squirrel, but you can have it, he nudge the sock to her.

[selenethecat]

Selene sniffs the sock and can smell the sentimental value of the sock.

…hardly seems a fair trade

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah, you gotta be careful, because the chickens also make eggs, and we need those.

He licked his chops at the thought.

Mmmm, scrambled eggs!

[selenethecat]

Selene stretches as she ponders the thought

I suppose that’s true.. theyd be such fun to hunt though. They’re big enough to fight back

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah they are, Jonesy said. Though they fight dirty...

[selenethecat]

Most fights are dirty, especially ones that are life and death

Selene casually pushes the squirrel closer to Jonesy, attempting to offer it without saying that’s what she’s doing

Some would consider my use of magic in fights to be dirty, but I’ll continue to wear the enchantments regardless

[kvr0ii]

I'm such an outdoor cat I love to come and go from things at will and eat the local bird population and yowl tremendously if I cannot go on a walk

[belzebubsofficial]

The dot.

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[glitchexmachina]

Yeah, you gotta be careful, because the chickens also make eggs, and we need those.

He licked his chops at the thought.

Mmmm, scrambled eggs!

[selenethecat]

Selene stretches as she ponders the thought

I suppose that’s true.. theyd be such fun to hunt though. They’re big enough to fight back

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[selenethecat]

Indeed it is Mr. Jonesy. My witch has banned me from hunting birds as they needlessly worry I won’t be able to remember which ones are endangered but squirrels are an enemy of the clowder so they’re fair game.

Selene sets her kill down in front of Jonesy and starts casually cleaning herself up, licking her paws so she can clean the blood off of her mouth.

[glitchexmachina]

Good thing we're not in the other universe with that squirrel themed hero Jonesy remarked. Usually it's the loud ones that sound like seagulls I know are endangers.

[selenethecat]

Indeed it is, I would hate to lose another good source of fresh meat. The local fish are quite strange so it’s only birds and rodents that are good around here

[glitchexmachina]

And even then you gotta worry about that Ratcatcher guy that lurks in the sewers, or my human's friend who gets weird when people try to eat his bird friends. Yet I've seen him enjoy turkey sandwiches. Go figure...

Incidentally, turkey is a delicious bird and needs to be consumed often. Or chicken. My human's kit calls me 'the great beast that screams for chicken'

[selenethecat]

A powerful title indeed. Unfortunately for me hunting chickens is also banned even though I know they’re not endangered. Selene flops down dramatically at the injustice. One of my witches kittens raises them… I can understand leaving the clowders fowl be but I should be allowed to hunt other chickens.

[dogspouse]

people love to say "your cat is just being cuddly because it's cold out and he likes the warmth" like that detracts from it somehow. this weird little creature lives in my home and his paws and the tip of his nose are cold and his solution to this is to go to the big weird hairless ape who feeds him, and curl up on its stomach and fall asleep there bc it's nice and warm. that too is love!!!!

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[dogpuppy]

[selenethecat]

@duck-of-ducks

[duck-of-ducks]

QUACK

[selenethecat]

Mrrrp

*baps at the door handle*

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[selenethecat]

Indeed it is Mr. Jonesy. My witch has banned me from hunting birds as they needlessly worry I won’t be able to remember which ones are endangered but squirrels are an enemy of the clowder so they’re fair game.

Selene sets her kill down in front of Jonesy and starts casually cleaning herself up, licking her paws so she can clean the blood off of her mouth.

[glitchexmachina]

Good thing we're not in the other universe with that squirrel themed hero Jonesy remarked. Usually it's the loud ones that sound like seagulls I know are endangers.

[selenethecat]

Indeed it is, I would hate to lose another good source of fresh meat. The local fish are quite strange so it’s only birds and rodents that are good around here

[glitchexmachina]

Selene steps out of a nearby shadow with a limp squirrel in her jaws. A hunt should always be shared after all and she has left Dolus many an offering as of late so she figured she would share her spoils with someone new this time. Since Jonesy hosted a lovely meal last time she figured she should try and repay the favor.

( @selenethecat )

Jonesy was sleeping in his favorite sunny spot when he caught scent of Selene. Oh hey, Ms. Selene, he said, stretching his limbs and splaying out his beans (and we mean his paws). He then spotted the squirrel in her grasp. Good hunting out there?

[selenethecat]

Indeed it is Mr. Jonesy. My witch has banned me from hunting birds as they needlessly worry I won’t be able to remember which ones are endangered but squirrels are an enemy of the clowder so they’re fair game.

Selene sets her kill down in front of Jonesy and starts casually cleaning herself up, licking her paws so she can clean the blood off of her mouth.

[dogpuppy]

[selenethecat]

@duck-of-ducks

[nora-yoko]

[dailycatsblog]