Born in 1399

what are you talking about I'm totally 627 years old

[selevann]

Oh btw I have commissions open! Just DM me here and we'll talk things out 👌

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[depsidase]

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[louiswainenthusiast]

[selevann]

Eef freef is SENDING ME

[selevann]

I had a dream where I went to sleep and woke up at what looked like a planes hangar with a woman? Android?? Looking humanoid asking me if I was okay and welcoming me to the 5pth century?

Apparently time travel is a thing and time tunneling is- let me explain something first so

Time as we know it is more like temperature rather than a constant and together with directional space- she explained indirect space to me too but I can't quite remember that one- can create pockets of time that are connected to another pocket in time like a wormhole but for time, and time travel is basically going through those, but you can only go to that specific time if there is a pocket in a space you want to go that is big enough, and you can only travel back in time through that same location??

Also you *can* brute force time travel to the exact time and place you want but that requires a shit ton of energy, doesn't leave a time tunnel behind and messes with all the other time tunnel locations

How I got there? Sometimes time tunnels, like temperature, can spike locally and when they are big enough they will swallow things and Sometimes people whole and slingshot them ro usually random places in time, and this hangar is actually like, an artificial temporal fishing net to catch those

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[selevann]

Porse in the Hringles

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

[zeroatthebone]

[magicratfingers]

never thought the dad was hot before

[redfagdiver]

Tumblr speech patterns really are indistinguishable from Calvin and Hobbes, and I'm starting to think that's not a coincidence

[ruthiepenn]

Thanks @nasa.

[without-ado]

Earth and Moon l Artemis Ⅱ

[nemfrog]

Things to notice when drawing a cat's face. What to draw and how to draw it. c. 1913.

Internet Archive

[justsomeguycore]

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

[bimbobuggins]

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

[mindflamer]

[everysinglepheel]

[slopforhogs]

Juvenile collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu/Pecari tajacu) bottle feeding

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[littlealienproducts]

Antique Saturn Ceiling Light by PacificHub

[thecollectibles]

Art by 普通的人

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[catchingflieswithhoney]

I reblogged this last week when my overtime hours were cut, and this week find out we are short two employees (1 fired, 1 quit unexpectedly) and am now able to pick up overtime shifts again. When life pelts you with lemons etc etc