Dr. Captain Fuckface

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[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[yimmypee]

me when my straight girl friends show me pictures of their ugly boyfriends expecting me as a gay woman to somehow validate their bad tastes

[energyprison]

iif my cock ever stops being out ill die

[cyclicallysick]

Just wanted to thank all the people that like and reblog my posts about nausea/cyclic vomiting syndrome. It's because of people like you that I feel like I have a community of people who understand what it is like.

[afewregretsmaybe]

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

some people cope with their illnesses in healthy ways. i make memes and cry over my current lack of spaghetti

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

i want you to LOOK AT ME

I HAVE BEEN VOMITING FOR THE PAST 12 HOURS I HAVE NOTHING LEFT EXCEPT THIS PUSSY WANNA FUCK

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

yes this post was directed at my gf what do you want

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

i want you to LOOK AT ME

I HAVE BEEN VOMITING FOR THE PAST 12 HOURS I HAVE NOTHING LEFT EXCEPT THIS PUSSY WANNA FUCK

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

i’ll do it i’ll fucking do it i’ll shit your pants watch yourself you’re on thin fucking ice

[c-bassmeow]

[thespringsoldier]

I would say that Christopher Columbus can eat my ass but I wouldn’t allow him the privilege

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

oh so he can but i can’t

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

OH so now you’re too GOOD for him AND ME? little mouse rat boy

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

i am pro-quality of life. i believe children should be born into loving and prepared families who want them, and that no parent should have to complain of a child that “ruined their life”

[untitled21199]

♥ Happy Valentines Day ♥

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

welcome to another episode of “is this happiness or mania?”and make sure to tune in next week for an extra special episode of “am i a monster or have i been off my meds too long?”

[selfdestructivehomo-blog]

as karl marx once said

it’s we-haw not yeehaw

[sunbutch]

if you’re a wlw and you think women have to be thin and hairless to be hot, please just be straight! we don’t want you