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RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
âYou come here often?â
âCan I offer you a drink?â
âSo.. You expecting someone?â
âDo you need a place to stay for tonight?â
âI gotta tell you⊠you look incredibly hot.â
âDo you want to dance with me?â
âLook at us⊠we are basically a couple already.â
âI bet you would look even better without your clothes on.â
âAre you single? Just asking.â
âYouâre the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.â
âWhat would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?â
âI love the way youâre dressed.â
âDo I have any chances with you?â
âDo you have anything better to do later?â
âCan I get your phone number?â
âYou seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.â
âI can do whatever you want, babe.â
âYou have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.â
âI bet guys/gals/people are all over you.â
âYou should be a model.â
"Are you⊠trying to flirt with me?â
âMaybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.â
âThat wonât work. Try again.â
"Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?â
"Iâm waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.â
âYou donât look so bad yourself.â
âI thought you were taken.â
âSo, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?â
âDo I look like someone who seems interested in you?â
âCompliments wonât pay my drinks.â
Little rant under the cut
You know what I really hate? When you send like 100 of memes to one person just for them to not send you even one. I mean, sure you arenât supposed to send me anything, but donât you think itâs kinda fair to send your partner, who send you a shitton of memes, some too? I mean itâs not really hard and not all of those are even thread based or something like this. Some are for the mun or just reactions from the muse to something.Â
IDK I just noticed it since I started to roleplay on Luciferâs blog since I get much more memeâs from people and allÂ
I just have the problem since I had been willing to do some sideblogs that I canât send anything and no one really bothers with helping me with this problem. Some blogs have this problem that they donât allow anon-asks and I DONâT want to show my main blog (I have my reasons) but it kinda piss me off to just try so hard and argh
Iâm really sorry for the people who actually send me stuff and all.Â
@ofheavcn †this đ
She was currently reading one of the books someone had just give her. Lost in her mind she walked down the street, her eyes still on the book. It was a bad habit to read while doing other things. In the moment when she wanted to pack her book away, she bumped into someone. First she didnât say anything and just looked to the ground before a small âSorryâ escaped her lips and her eyes met the oneâs from the stranger.Â
     initially, he was wary. as far as sensing other creatures, it was a talent that his brethren held but he didnât really recieve âpon rebirth. however â sensing others like himself â that wasnât hard whatsoever. but, being like HIM also included demons, the fallen, tainted angels. but either way, what if sheâs after addie â while distracted, he decided to get in the way, if only so he could better read her. he ExPECTED her to at least look up 'pon him coming along, since she was kind of in the middle of a CROWD.      ` thereâs no need to apologize, ` he told her, stopping short to read her face. she seemed harmless â but you canât be too certain. ` are you alright ? is, er, your BOOK ? `
She was a little confused, however didnât mind it. âIâm okayâ was all she answered, even when it wasnât the full answer to the question of the stranger. Mira would try to avoid little chats with other people since she didnât really know how to react to them.Â
When she had knew that the other wasnât all too human by himself she might had reacted a little different, but at the moment her mind was somewhere else. âAre...you okay?â the blond asked with worry in her voice.Â
@exhyperiondork †this đ
There was a short break before she already gave the other a simply and short ânoâ and continued to look at her phone. Mira hasnât even listen to what the other had said but from their expression on their face she could say that it wasnât something good.Â
âYeah thatâs what everyone says..â Had she really excepted anything different? Well actually there was a few people who were interested to listen to her about where she was actually from, but most just took it as something bad and crazy. But something was also telling her this girl wasnât paying the most of the fullest attention to her. So she could be mean here and well maybe mess with the otherâs phone from here, rather easily but she wasnât going to, so sheâs just gonna sit there and fiddle with the glove covering her right hand a little with her shirt sleeve. âSorry to disturb you again. I guess you are busy..â
âIâm sorryâ the fallen angel mumbled and looked at the other. She just had been somewhere else with her mind and hadnât really notice that the other just had tried to tell her something. Now she felt bad for her answer and for not listening to her.Â
After some minutes of silence, she tilted her head to the side. âCan...can you maybe say it again? I will listen, I promiseâ she said with soft voice and waited for any reaction from the other. Mira knew that not all people were willing to do this and she wouldnât really expect it from the stranger as well.Â
@lewissiblings †this đ
{đ}      She  watched the other  for a  while.         Humans  had always  interested  her,         however  she had been too shy to talk         to much  or  make  friends  with  some.         Sure she wanted to have some  human         friends, but she really didnât know how to         talk to them without being weird. As the         other noticed her, she turned her head to         the other side, acting like she hadnât just         looked at the other and was busy with doing         other stuff.                               {đ}
âUh⊠Hey if you wanna see what Iâm doing just ask. Please donât be all creepy about it,â he said as he shut his sketchbook, looking up at the woman before him and raising his eyebrows high.Â
She looked at him for a short moment, before lowering her head a little. âSorryâ she mumbled quiet. Mira still wasnât really used to situations like this. âIt just looked interestingâ the girl answered nervous. What should she do? A little sigh escaped her lips as she decided to ask. âWhat is this?â and pointed at the sketchbook.Â
@derriereunemasque †this đ
She was lost, again. Since she was on earth she always got lost and without any of her angel powers it was so hard to find back. So Mira just walked around and hoped that someone might be here or just that she finds something that helps her to find her way back.
The demon had watched for a little while now that person who was wandering around. Since she was used to watch humans, and that person showed off human behaviour, she could guess that maybe she was lost. However Carter did not know if and how to approach her. Making her just follow that person over fences and roofs, acting like a normal cat would.
After a while she had notice the little cat that seemed to follow her. Mira stopped and waited for the cat to come to her. Since she was on earth, the thing that she liked the most were cats and she wouldnât really expect something else. When the cat was close to her, she kneeled down to pet it.Â
Sentence starters - Monster by EXO
âShe got me gone crazy.â
âWhy is my heart racing?â
âYouâre beautiful, my goddess.â
âYouâre closed up.â
âIâll knock.â
âWill you let me in?â
âIâll give you a hidden thrill.â
âThereâs curiosity in your eyes.â
âYouâve already fallen for me.â
âDonât be afraid.â
âLove is the way.â
âI got it.â
âYou can call me monster.â
âIâm creeping in your heart, babe.â
âIâll flip you over, break you down and swallow you up.â
âIâll steal you and indulge in you.â
âIâm gonna mess you up.â
âIâm engraved in your heart.â
âI wanna live forever.â
âCome here, girl/boy.â
âIâm a bit impatient.â
âIâm not that gentle.â
âI hated you but I want you.â
âThatâs right my type.â
âMy heart doesnât lie.â
âIt has started.â
âIâm sending a danger signal from inside.â
âI feel a tremble.â
âIâm flipping over your life.â
âIâm sorry.â
âYou make me so crazy, you know you do.â
âEveryoneâs afraid of me.â
âIâm untouchable man/woman.â
âYou canât reject me.â
âYouâll hide and steal glances at me, then get surprised.â
âIâm your antinomy.â
âIâm a part of your existence.â
âAccept me for who I am.â
âPut away your fearful worries.â
âEnjoy the pain that youâre able to endure.â
âFall deeper inside.â
âIâll play with you however I want.â
âDonât run away.â
âYouâll forever linger near.â
shit my history prof says
some of the bullshit thatâs come out of his mouth between my Medieval History and Western Civ 1 transcribed into RP sentence meme form. have a party with it, change pronouns as you need to.
âYou shouldnât walk through fire. Thatâs why God made it so hot.â
âWell, Iâm ___, so of course I need a GIANT GUN.â
âI donât care what fancy magic armor you wear, if a fat man with no pants hits you with a cleaver, youâre dead.â
âHeâs like a walking encyclopedia of useless shit.â
â___ scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. Thatâs something that hasnât changed.â
âAnd it was at that moment I realized there would be no peace.â
âYOUâRE THE SHIT!â
âAt my age, the only thing that scares me is an IRS tax audit.â
âYou canât even get me to walk up a block to get a sandwich.â
âCome on, itâll be fun! Do it for Jesus!âÂ
âThis is one thing Europe is good at. Exporting violence.â
âIâm sorry, I find it a little hard to believe that a bunch of guys smoking hash can attack anything. Unless itâs like, a pie.â
âOne crossbow bolt later and I learned that toothpaste makes excellent makeshift wall Spackle.â
âThe question isnât why or how it could fall, the question is how did it last that long.â
âIf you havenât seen a breast yet you need to get out of the house.â
âFirst thingâs first, Iâm kind of an asshole.â
âAnd thatâs why my girlfriend doesnât take me out to nice places anymore. Which is good, because I didnât want to go in the first place.â
âMoral of the story? When something isnât yours, you treat it like shit.âÂ
âI like woodchucks. Theyâre the fat kids of the forest.â
âWhen the wind blows itâs like Satanâs hairdryer.â
âThis cognacâs so expensive itâd be cheaper for me to do crack.â
âItâs like you know what theyâre saying but youâre having a stroke.â
âNo one likes you when you sleep with their wives and husbands and children.â
âDonât do that. Youâll get warm. Then youâll get sleepy. Then youâll get dead.â
âThis war takes fucking FOREVER.â
âItâs like going on a road-trip with Stalin. Like, there are fun times, where youâre in Vegas and drinking together, but then youâre digging your own grave in the desert because he thinks you cheated at blackjack.â
âHeâs pretty much his sugar daddy.â
âChildren are like little drunk people.â
âIf youâre going to go all the way to another country and then still eat McDonaldâs, youâre kind of an asshole.â
âHow many prostitutes can you put in a boat? Letâs find out!âÂ
âI say itâs a dead dog story, but I promise thereâs a funny ending.â
âItâs like crack, if crack was cheese.â
âPicture a Playboy mansion gone wrong.â
âItâs like living in some bizarre fantasy porno.â
âHe smells like something from the X-Files.â
âThere are a lot of ways to die, but not many quite as stylish.â
âWhy? Aesthetic.â
âIf youâre looking for a back tattoo this is the one you want.â
âWhy does he succeed? He has a plan. Sounds stupid, but not many people have one.â
You prefer who you are now to the girl you once were. You like being strong, ageless, fearless .
âThe Princess Brideâ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
âSleep well. Iâll most likely kill you in the morning.â
âYouâre trying to kidnap what Iâve rightfully stolen.â
âWhile youâre at it, why donât you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?â
âTheyâre terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.â
âI can cope with torture.â
âGet used to disappointment.â
âYouâve made your decision then?â
âFrankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.â
âI would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.â
âAm I going mad, or did the word âthinkâ escape your lips?â
âYour vote of confidence is overwhelming.â
âI admit it, you are better than I am.â
âYou never said anything about killing anyone.â
âYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.â
âYou mock my pain!â
âTruly, you have a dizzying intellect.â
âDo you always begin conversations this way?â
âThis is true love; you think this happens every day?â
âAustralia is entirely peopled with criminals!â
âThereâs not a lot of money in revenge.â
âYou mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.â
âAnyone who says differently is selling something.â
âAnybody want a peanut?â
âI do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.â
âDeath cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.â
âThe battle of wits has begun.â
âI wasnât nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but thatâs not the same thing.â
âWeâll never succeed. We may as well die here.â
âPlease understand I hold you in the highest respect.â
âIsnât there any way you trust me?â
âYouâre trying to trick me into giving away something. It wonât work.â
âIâll explain, and Iâll use small words so that youâll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.â
âI told you I would always come for you. Why didnât you wait for me?â
âIâm not saying Iâd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.â
âYou can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.â
âWhat hideous sin have you committed lately?â
âYes, youâre very smart. Shut up.â
âThereâs a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.â
âThat doesnât leave much time for dilly-dallying.â
âWhere I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.â
âIt would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.â
âI challenge you to a battle of wits.â
âLook, I donât mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so Iâd appreciate it if you wouldnât distract me.â
âDo you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.â
âYou be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.â
âPlease consider me as an alternative to suicide.â
*pokes you* hi
She just looks confused at the other.
Send me a faceclaim and Iâll tell you who theyâd be in my museâs life as a NPC
@exhyperiondork †this đ
There was a short break before she already gave the other a simply and short ânoâ and continued to look at her phone. Mira hasnât even listen to what the other had said but from their expression on their face she could say that it wasnât something good.Â
@ofheavcn †this đ
She was currently reading one of the books someone had just give her. Lost in her mind she walked down the street, her eyes still on the book. It was a bad habit to read while doing other things. In the moment when she wanted to pack her book away, she bumped into someone. First she didnât say anything and just looked to the ground before a small âSorryâ escaped her lips and her eyes met the oneâs from the stranger.Â
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