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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Product Placement
Xuebing Du
JVL
Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
Discoholic 🪩
Game of Thrones Daily
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Love Begins
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[{OOC}Canvas off Since those things get around a bit faster, can you please reblog or give this post a heart if you would be willing to interact with a FANDOMLESS OC who is an artist but not the normal kind of? I’m looking forward to interact with all of you’re awesome people here! thanks!]
Injured/Injury Starters
Injured
“Oh shit, are you alright?”
“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”
“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”
“That looks broken.”
“Can you move your __?”
“Are you okay?”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Who did this?”
“Did you do this to yourself?”
“How did this happen?”
“We need to get you to a hospital.”
“Do you need to go to a hospital?”
“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”
“Do you want me to look at it?”
“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”
“Stop moving!”
“There’s so much blood.”
“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”
“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”
“How did you even do this?”
“This happened in a fight?”
“Walk it off.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I think you need stitches.”
“You dumbass.”
Injury
“I think I hurt myself.”
“I can’t feel my __.”
“I think my __ is broken.”
“Shit, that hurts to move.”
“I don’t think I can get up.”
“I’m going to try to get up.”
“Can you go get help?”
“I need help.”
“I think I’m going to pass out.”
“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”
“I can’t walk.”
“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”
“I think I need to go to the hospital.”
“Stop laughing, this hurts.”
“My last words better not be stupid.”
“That was a dumb idea.”
“Shit, that burns.”
“I’m fine… really.”
“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”
“I got into a fight…”
“I feel lightheaded.”
“It hurts to move.”
“Can you look at it for me?”
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
“Can you explain memes to me?”
“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
“I am a happy little cheese monster.”
“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
“Mothman is bullshit.”
“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
“See you in class… bitch.”
“Sharks are tight.”
“So, you ever kill a man?”
“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
“That… that is a good butt.”
“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
“This is where I come to masturbate.”
“Wait, I’m a wreck.”
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
“Your face… is… good.”
“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
[ I’m back here again! Like this for a Starter please! ]
[I’m still alive here, don’t worry]
[I have 4 starters to do and 3 asks to answer. I swear, I didn’t forget about them!! But since I’m saying this, feel free to like this for a Starter as well!]
[I’m still alive here, don’t worry]
Send 💦 to encounter my Muse crying
Send 💔 to accidentally tell my Muse you hate them during an argument
Yandere rp starters 5
“Hmm… What should i do with you?”
“Cheaters should be stabbed… Right?”
“You love me, right…?”
“I love you more than anything else in this world. That’s why your words were like a knife stabbing me in the heart. That’s why you have to die, too.”
“If someone is harming you, inform me about them… I’ll make sure they regret existing…”
“Why… Why aren’t you answering me? So… You really did it, didn’t you?”
“Now… Nobody will get in our way ever again….”
“My parents told me, that heart and soul go into a good dish… And oh so much of my heart has gone into my lunches…“
“I warned you about getting close to them, didn’t i?”
“Everyone told you to stay away from me, but yet you didn’t… Tell me, did you love me?”
“You were so mean, (muse’s name)… Changing numbers every time i found your new number…”
“You think you can ignore me? How cute….”
“I know what i can do… That will make you need nursing for the rest of your life… A..And i’ll be the one nursing you~!”
“I was always alone… But we’ll always be together, you’ll always be with me.”
“I love you more than the world, why can’t you understand that?”
“…Didn’t i tell you not to talk to them?”
“Stop struggling, my love… Or else i might make this rope too tight~!”
“Your blood… It smells wonderful~!”
“Huh? Are you upset that i tied you up? Don’t you understand? it was for your own good…”
“I want to be the only person you love… Understand?”
“If i can’t have you for myself, then you’re UN-NE-CES-SA-RY!”
“Do you know what it’s like? To be in love? I want to protect them forever… But they are stubborn to accept it? Stubborn to love you back? Hehehe…~”
“You promised me eternal love!!! But look what you did…”
“SAY IT! SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN ANYTHING!”
“Huh what’s in that box? You really want to know? Someone i hate inside of it!!!”
“It’s your fault for choosing them over me…”
“I’ll make you remember my existence…”
“I’ll always love you…. So, So much….”
“Why are you crying…? I had to get rid of them, they were in my way…”
“Hey (muse’s name), do you like me?”
“You understand, surely!? (muse’s name)!”
“It’s fine, It’s fine… You just don’t understand yet.”
“Come here, (Muse’s name). I’ll wake you up~!”
“Got you! ♪”
“Is that person that good to you? Oh i see… You prefer them over me, i should’ve killed them sooner…”
“He/she‘s only an obstacle, an obstacle in my way… In my way, in my way… INMYWAYINMYWAY!!!”
“Hey… Would you be sad, if i killed him/her?”
“Yes, yes. Once it’s all settled, I’ll kill him/her first~!”
“(Muse’s name), why are you acting like this!?”
“No…No i don’t want this…”
Valentine’s Day Starters:
“Thanks for the [flowers/chocolate], but I’m allergic.”
“Well, at least it was romantic up until I spilled the champagne on you.”
“Hey, come design custom, dysfunctional candy hearts with me.”
“So you’re my blind date?”
“Hey, I need your help. I bought you the biggest teddy bear they had in the store, and now I can’t carry it by myself.”
“Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t write poems for shit but I still love you.”
“Who are the flowers for?”
“I bet I know worse pick up lines than you do.”
“It’s technically for Valentine’s Day, but it’s also a ‘thanks for putting up with my stupid ass all this time’ gift.”
“I got you flowers.”
“I thought you’d look cute/handsome in this.”
“Please don’t be sad, I bought you three bags of candy.”
“I tried to make chocolate covered strawberries for you, but now I’m confused and you have to help me.”
“I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be for couples only, but I wanted you to have this anyway.”
“Did you know there’s a 'Why I Must Have Sex With You’ Checklist? Also, did you know I bought it?”
“Why is Valentine’s Day the one day of the year we call stalkers 'secret admirers’?”
“I’d kiss you, but my breath smells like the fish I had at dinner.”
“I love you, but your [mom/dad] scares the crap out of me.”
“Okay, I made you a heart-shaped cake, but it coincidentally broke in half, so please don’t read too far into that.”
“Please just pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend so the creepy person leaves me alone.”
“Thanks for the gift, but I’m pretty sure this is the half-eaten chocolate bar I left in the fridge.”
“Oh my god, you just gave me the first Valentine I’ve ever received.”
“I got you a new perfume/cologne for Valentine’s Day because I can’t stand that one you wear now.”
“I bought handcuffs because I thought it’d be sexy, but now I can’t get out of them.”
“On a scale of one to pathetic, what does sending myself chocolates at work so my colleagues think someone likes me fall under?”
“I’ll be in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist and that I don’t know what day today is.”
“Even though I’m not going anywhere because I’m alone, at least I look really good.”
“Before you try anything, I have my period today, so you’ll be getting nothing.”
“Today someone threw a candy heart at my head that said, 'you piss me the fuck off’.”
“You’re so out of my league. Good for me.”
“Hey! Just because it’s Valentine’s Day, don’t think that gives you permission to put your ice cold feet on me.”
“Oh my god, how did you know I wanted this?”
secret relationship .
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
“ are you busy? ”
“ there’s no shame in it. ”
“ I’ve got a lot on my mind. clearly. ”
“ didn’t we just pass this place? ”
“ do you think we’re inside or outside right now? ”
“ better late than never, I guess. ”
“ wanna settle a bet? ”
“ let’s just skip it. ”
“ this is just a run-around. ”
“ having fun in the paperclip labyrinth? ”
“ you look exhausted. ”
“ I assumed you’d found something better to do with your time. ”
“ I hope you’re not in trouble. ”
“ it was never a problem before. ”
“ I’ll just start digging. ”
“ nothing? ”
“ that leg is a miserable sight. ”
“ get what you need? ”
“ be straight with me. what is this place? ”
“ just another job. ”
“ I wouldn’t judge until I’d seen everything. ”
“ it makes sense in context. ”
“ you do what you have to do, right? ”
“ I’ll go. you wait here. ”
“ you’re looking kind of pale. ”
“ I probably don’t understand as much of it as you might think. ”
“ you don’t look… good. ”
“ that’s odd… ”
“ I’m relieved to run across you again. ”
“ no better place than the road. ”
“ the psychoacoustics of the space are of prime concern. ”
“ so, you think it’ll work? ”
“ back so soon? ”
“ I came here on a date once. ”
“ it’s mostly kind of a haze for me now. just smells and sounds. ”
“ weirdo. ”
“ damn, this is a lot of rain. ”
Symbols for the mun
💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted
✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me
💍 I want to be exclusives with you
⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did
☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how
💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t
🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends
🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!
💡 I have a thread idea for us!
💌 I just think you’re amazing
💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me
I hope your day gets better :)
[Thank you very much for your nice words! I hope you have a really great day dear!]
[Gonna be here tomorrow. Stressed as hell right now. I wish everoyne a really great day!]
[Gonna be here tomorrow. Stressed as hell right now. I wish everoyne a really great day!]
